Teetotaler
04-16-06, 02:03 AM
Secrets of the universe can be found in the following conversation. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
[23:11] acid: give it here
[23:11] Lad: LMAO
[23:12] acid: your going to get the kicking of ass of your life time
[23:12] Lad: What? Do you want me to take it back from my bitch?
[23:12] Lad: hes already eating it!
[23:13] acid: oh so your cheeting on me
[23:13] Lad: Not cheating on you...They were my bitches before I even met you...
[23:13] Lad: so if anything...
[23:13] Lad: Im cheating on them.
[23:13] acid: good
[23:13] acid: now do it'
[23:14] Lad: oops......
[23:14] Lad: they ate the whole damn thing
[23:14] acid: oops what
[23:14] acid: what..
[23:14] acid: punch them in the baby maker
[23:15] Lad: It's to small for it to be effective.
[23:15] acid: then i gess where done
[23:16] Lad: yup
[23:16] Lad: it was good while it lasted.
[23:16] acid: yeah
[23:16] acid: i want my cds back though
[23:17] Lad: Depends on what cds you're talking about...
[23:17] Lad: the disposable ones?
[23:17] acid: no my fucking cds bitch give'em here
[23:17] Lad: I used those cd's already...
[23:18] Lad: they can only be used once
[23:18] Lad: a piece...
[23:18] Lad: and then you throw them away.
[23:18] acid: you
[23:18] acid: did
[23:18] acid: what
[23:18] Lad: I threw them away after I used them.
[23:18] Lad: Come on.
[23:18] Lad: Were you really going to use used CD's?
[23:19] Lad: I know you're kinky.
[23:19] Lad: but come on
[23:19] acid: i gess your right
[23:19] Lad: thank you.
[23:19] acid: no thank you
[23:19] acid: bitch
[23:19] Lad: You can buy some more condoms.
[23:20] acid: take it like a woman
[23:20] Lad: LMAO
[23:22] acid: do it..
[23:22] Lad: ??
[23:22] Lad: elaborate....
[23:22] acid: u know
[23:23] Lad: Nope.
[23:23] acid: thanks a lot now thanks to you both of my kids will die
[23:24] Lad: of herpes?
[23:24] acid: no
[23:24] acid: super crabs
[23:25] Lad: I knew someone with that.
[23:25] Lad: His name was Carl.
[23:25] acid: thats my brother in law
[23:25] acid: he died
[23:25] acid: from a car reack
[23:25] Lad: Who was driving?
[23:25] acid: a drunkin male ascort
[23:26] Lad: black guy?
[23:26] acid: more so a brown mix
[23:26] Lad: yeah...had to be...
[23:26] Lad: that bastard....
[23:26] acid: yeah
[23:26] acid: i knnow
[23:26] Lad: I hated Carl.
[23:26] acid: yeah
[23:26] acid: he stold from me
[23:27] Lad: you mean stole?
[23:27] acid: no
[23:27] Lad: Stold your virginity?
[23:27] acid: its 2:27 i must brush my teeth
[23:27] acid: brb
[23:27] Lad: okay...take your time.
[23:30] acid: back
[23:31] Lad: You brushed those damn gay teeth?
[23:31] acid: i ant gay
[23:31] Lad: But your teeth are.
[23:31] acid: no but ur face is!
[23:31] acid: i hate you!
[23:31] acid: i love you
[23:32] Lad: When semen comes in contact with the tooth, the sexual orientation of the tooth is automatically changed....
[23:32] Lad: from heterosexual to homosexual.
[23:32] acid: oh well in that case
[23:32] Lad: You have gay teeth.
[23:32] acid: yeah...
[23:32] acid: no
[23:32] Lad: Your former answer was the correct one.
[23:33] acid: how old r u then
[23:33] Lad: illegal
[23:33] acid: tell me?
[23:33] Lad: A 21 year old cop....
[23:33] acid: yess
[23:33] acid: just my luck
[23:33] Lad: I specialize in online predatorship.
[23:33] acid: what you doing after work
[23:34] Lad: Reading books on online predatorship.
[23:34] acid: oh really
[23:34] acid: are you free on monday then?
[23:34] Lad: Nope.
[23:34] acid: mmm
[23:34] Lad: Writing about online predatorship.
[23:34] acid: oh right
[23:35] acid: really how old are you
[23:35] acid: jw
[23:35] Lad: 21
[23:35] acid: sex?
[23:35] Lad: You know....
[23:36] acid: i hope ur a woman or i have some explaining to do.
[23:36] Lad: I was hoping you were the woman.
[23:36] acid: damn
[23:37] acid: 2st time this week this happened
[23:37] acid: 2dts
[23:37] acid: 5hg
[23:37] Lad: 5th time for me...
[23:37] acid: oh yeah
[23:37] Lad: yup
[23:37] acid: but really
[23:37] acid: how old are you
[23:37] Lad: god...
[23:38] Lad: Im a dude...
[23:38] acid: ok and ur 21?
[23:38] Lad: maybe
[23:38] acid: w/e if u dont want to tell me thats fine
[23:38] Lad: i already told you
[23:38] acid: right
[23:39] Lad: I dont sound 21?
[23:39] acid: no
[23:39] acid: you sounds 63
[23:39] Lad: you're the 63 year old pedo
[23:39] acid: oh right i forgot
[23:39] acid: and your the fire breathing dragon right?
[23:40] Lad: Nope. I'm Charizard.
[23:11] acid: give it here
[23:11] Lad: LMAO
[23:12] acid: your going to get the kicking of ass of your life time
[23:12] Lad: What? Do you want me to take it back from my bitch?
[23:12] Lad: hes already eating it!
[23:13] acid: oh so your cheeting on me
[23:13] Lad: Not cheating on you...They were my bitches before I even met you...
[23:13] Lad: so if anything...
[23:13] Lad: Im cheating on them.
[23:13] acid: good
[23:13] acid: now do it'
[23:14] Lad: oops......
[23:14] Lad: they ate the whole damn thing
[23:14] acid: oops what
[23:14] acid: what..
[23:14] acid: punch them in the baby maker
[23:15] Lad: It's to small for it to be effective.
[23:15] acid: then i gess where done
[23:16] Lad: yup
[23:16] Lad: it was good while it lasted.
[23:16] acid: yeah
[23:16] acid: i want my cds back though
[23:17] Lad: Depends on what cds you're talking about...
[23:17] Lad: the disposable ones?
[23:17] acid: no my fucking cds bitch give'em here
[23:17] Lad: I used those cd's already...
[23:18] Lad: they can only be used once
[23:18] Lad: a piece...
[23:18] Lad: and then you throw them away.
[23:18] acid: you
[23:18] acid: did
[23:18] acid: what
[23:18] Lad: I threw them away after I used them.
[23:18] Lad: Come on.
[23:18] Lad: Were you really going to use used CD's?
[23:19] Lad: I know you're kinky.
[23:19] Lad: but come on
[23:19] acid: i gess your right
[23:19] Lad: thank you.
[23:19] acid: no thank you
[23:19] acid: bitch
[23:19] Lad: You can buy some more condoms.
[23:20] acid: take it like a woman
[23:20] Lad: LMAO
[23:22] acid: do it..
[23:22] Lad: ??
[23:22] Lad: elaborate....
[23:22] acid: u know
[23:23] Lad: Nope.
[23:23] acid: thanks a lot now thanks to you both of my kids will die
[23:24] Lad: of herpes?
[23:24] acid: no
[23:24] acid: super crabs
[23:25] Lad: I knew someone with that.
[23:25] Lad: His name was Carl.
[23:25] acid: thats my brother in law
[23:25] acid: he died
[23:25] acid: from a car reack
[23:25] Lad: Who was driving?
[23:25] acid: a drunkin male ascort
[23:26] Lad: black guy?
[23:26] acid: more so a brown mix
[23:26] Lad: yeah...had to be...
[23:26] Lad: that bastard....
[23:26] acid: yeah
[23:26] acid: i knnow
[23:26] Lad: I hated Carl.
[23:26] acid: yeah
[23:26] acid: he stold from me
[23:27] Lad: you mean stole?
[23:27] acid: no
[23:27] Lad: Stold your virginity?
[23:27] acid: its 2:27 i must brush my teeth
[23:27] acid: brb
[23:27] Lad: okay...take your time.
[23:30] acid: back
[23:31] Lad: You brushed those damn gay teeth?
[23:31] acid: i ant gay
[23:31] Lad: But your teeth are.
[23:31] acid: no but ur face is!
[23:31] acid: i hate you!
[23:31] acid: i love you
[23:32] Lad: When semen comes in contact with the tooth, the sexual orientation of the tooth is automatically changed....
[23:32] Lad: from heterosexual to homosexual.
[23:32] acid: oh well in that case
[23:32] Lad: You have gay teeth.
[23:32] acid: yeah...
[23:32] acid: no
[23:32] Lad: Your former answer was the correct one.
[23:33] acid: how old r u then
[23:33] Lad: illegal
[23:33] acid: tell me?
[23:33] Lad: A 21 year old cop....
[23:33] acid: yess
[23:33] acid: just my luck
[23:33] Lad: I specialize in online predatorship.
[23:33] acid: what you doing after work
[23:34] Lad: Reading books on online predatorship.
[23:34] acid: oh really
[23:34] acid: are you free on monday then?
[23:34] Lad: Nope.
[23:34] acid: mmm
[23:34] Lad: Writing about online predatorship.
[23:34] acid: oh right
[23:35] acid: really how old are you
[23:35] acid: jw
[23:35] Lad: 21
[23:35] acid: sex?
[23:35] Lad: You know....
[23:36] acid: i hope ur a woman or i have some explaining to do.
[23:36] Lad: I was hoping you were the woman.
[23:36] acid: damn
[23:37] acid: 2st time this week this happened
[23:37] acid: 2dts
[23:37] acid: 5hg
[23:37] Lad: 5th time for me...
[23:37] acid: oh yeah
[23:37] Lad: yup
[23:37] acid: but really
[23:37] acid: how old are you
[23:37] Lad: god...
[23:38] Lad: Im a dude...
[23:38] acid: ok and ur 21?
[23:38] Lad: maybe
[23:38] acid: w/e if u dont want to tell me thats fine
[23:38] Lad: i already told you
[23:38] acid: right
[23:39] Lad: I dont sound 21?
[23:39] acid: no
[23:39] acid: you sounds 63
[23:39] Lad: you're the 63 year old pedo
[23:39] acid: oh right i forgot
[23:39] acid: and your the fire breathing dragon right?
[23:40] Lad: Nope. I'm Charizard.