OK, this crosses a lot of boundaries. It's not only not a seal, its not even a mammal. What wild mammal tries to mate with a bird? They have all kinda of reasons, but I have to wonder. Can an animal be mentally ill?

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm)

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa....
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44620000/jpg/_44620484_seal_debruyn_466.jpg

"The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report."

:confused:

"Can an animal be mentally ill?"

Yes, I think so. Why not ?
Although I don't know if that was the case here.
The seal was a young inexperienced male.
It could just have been frustration or something.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2561/mooseandbuffalotz6.jpg


And here we have a moose copulating with a buffalo statue so what would result with this ?? :D

but they are about the same size, both mammals. I mean, horse and donkeys mate. But a seal and a penguin???
And why does the seal have to be confused? Why couldn't the animal just be mean or crazy?

It's just horny. In my home town there was this old aborigine dude who used to clean the streets of aluminium cans and he was well loved, but then he got busted fucking a chicken, and later a dog.

Perhaps to much VIAGRA in the water today. You have heard of all of the chemical spills that they have found in the sea waters, this is a VIAGRA spill at its worse! ;)

"The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report."

:confused:

Haven't you heard Enmos? Animals don't suffer. They're just mindless automatons.

Mental illness or very bad eyesight.

Penguin A: Hey Bill what happen to you?
Penguin B: Don't ask. Don't Fucking Ask
Penguin A: jeez, sorry, what got up your ass?
Penguin B: You don't want to know... just leave me alone, I need to lay down.

Other confused animals:
Dog and lion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwRRUTr4s9c
Tiger and dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TmSwF0mejg
Goose and Duck couple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kzhO9ftDDw
Gay sponge and starfish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtx2oEDBsg

It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leapyear;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar.
A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins.
I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.)

Chorus:
Think I had a wet dream, cruisin' through the Gulf stream.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wet dream.

Gill was also down on his luck.
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water.
I bellied up to the sandbar; he poured the usual: Rusty Snail, hold
the grunion, shaken, not stirred.
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako.
I slipped him a fin, on porpoise.
I was feeling good; I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids,
for the halibut.

Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines.
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal.
What sole. Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna,
"Salmonchanted Evening", and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers,
Probably there to see the bass player.
One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was givin' me the eye.
So I figured this was my chance for a little fun.
You know, piece of Pisces.

But she said things I just couldn't fathom.
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure.
Boy, could she drink. She drank like a...
She drank a lot.
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium."
I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!"

Chorus

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait.
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows."
She threw me that same old line: "Not tonight, I got a haddock."

And she wasn't kidding, either, cause in came the biggest,
meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike.
He was covered with mussels. He came over to me; he said, "Listen, Shrimp.
Don't you come trollin' around here." What a crab.
This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes.

I turned to him and I said, "Abalone! You're just being shellfish."
Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did Gill,
cause he was already on the phone to the cods.
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook.
He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck,
flat as a mackerel, kelpless.

I said, "Forget the cods, Gill. This guy's going to need a sturgeon.
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend.
She came over to me; she said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish.
What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin."

Chorus

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner;
I took her to dance; I bought her a bouquet of flounders.
And then I went home with her.
And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams.

(Chorus x 2)

The most bizarre funniest thread lol

Penguin A: Hey Bill what happen to you?
Penguin B: Don't ask. Don't Fucking Ask
Penguin A: jeez, sorry, what got up your ass?
Penguin B: You don't want to know... just leave me alone, I need to lay down.

Other confused animals:
Dog and lion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwRRUTr4s9c
Tiger and dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TmSwF0mejg
Goose and Duck couple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kzhO9ftDDw
Gay sponge and starfish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtx2oEDBsg

Yeah, but they don't cross lines like mammal/bird. The only other one I know that does that is people.
I just don't see how that penguin wasn't hurt after 45 minutes!

I just don't see how that penguin wasn't hurt after 45 minutes!

I don't think it really matters if its a bird or mammal, if you in by a inch your in by a foot sort of logic, there is these weird cases of cross-species intercourse but cross-class intercourse is not that much more bizarre. I'm sure a starfish and a sponge are separate classes.

Yeah I've seen ducks kill each other by making stacks on top of one another crushing the one on the bottom, I would figure a 15kg penguin would be crushed dead by a 100kg seal! Maybe those penguin's are tougher, perhaps due to dealing with pressure changes when diving.

What's the difference between Hilary Clinton and a Penguin who's just been fucked by a seal?

Not that much, one is never gonna make it past the ceiling of glass and the other will never get over its sealing of arse.

Breaking news,
Apparently the scientists were mistaken, the "penguin rapist" has been apprehended.
The perpetrator is none other than recently banned sciforums member Malakas disguised in a wetsuit.

Dear Spud Emperor, your personal attacks on Malakas are evil spirited and go against the sciforums regulations for enciting violence and hatred

But he fucked a penguin, surely that's against some bloody amendment or other.
Besides, what do you call a Greek disguised as a seal?
Concealed weapon.

But he fucked a penguin...
Concealed weapon.

First what proof is there that Malakas is connected to this rape case?

First what proof is there that Malakas is connected to this rape case?

The usual,..fingernail scrapings, coughing up feathers, semen DNA, shit like that.

What is the best thing about fucking a penguin?

Nice demure white girl for missionary position at first, then turn her over for some bootylicious black arse funky shit.

* Mods, lighten up! jokes, only jokes.

The seal is still in the SAM classes.

Had to share this one:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/70/Dolphin.gif