Why are we wasting our time attacking Iraq? Why doesn't bush just invade a whole huge country like Canada if we wants to make himself look good for the next election?

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"

Can anybody suggest a good book about communism, or soviet Russia for me to read? I am really interested in that stuff, but have run out of resources.

you know whats fun?! making sentences out of like conjuctions, and nonsense verbs/nouns only, and repeating some conjuctions and interjects. ("and and the not not"). Give it a try, then post some fun ones, if you can make one.

Good idea, Canada has lots of natural resources.

As for books on the USSR, try the Mitrokhin Archives ... Amazon has it.

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Gee Avatar, wander where you go that from :D :cool: :D

As for Invading Canada, you're nuts :rolleyes:

http://www.animot.com/images/blamecanada.gif


ups sorry
the song is from the South Park movie

title: Blame Canada


edit- why not invade Canada? there may be some terrorists out there!!!:eek:

edit2-
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Oscars_2000_picture_gallery/Oscars_2000_photos/2000/03/27/williamsdance.jpg

Avatar, tsk tsk tsk. For shame. How can you be so Anti-Canada? :(

why dont we give canada the good ol american dollor and buy them out.

We gave you hockey. You owe us the world.

Too bloody right, you tell them Tyler!!!

:mad:

We gave you your culture. You owe us your allegiance.:D

Our culture comes from Britain and France as well as (in some more populated parts of Canada), the most multi-cultural pot in the world.

If we had American culture, I'd say we owe you nothing but a severe beating.

hey dosent the admin live in canada. we could all be baned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh

Our culture is indeed based upon the earlier ones of britain and france, but you, like so many others, have been americanized tyler. I can't wait until you wake up one morning, and the tatoo on your shoulder that is a red maple leaf has warped to that of the glorious american flag.

A severe beating? Howsaboot a few canadian dollars? Oh wait--they're worth next to nothing! My mistake.

heheh...I actually better be careful with the lame insults tyler...when this war starts I'm gonna need a place in canada to crash, when they start drafting us youngins....

Originally posted by Thor
Avatar, tsk tsk tsk. For shame. How can you be so Anti-Canada? :(

you don't understand that this thread is actually about the USA?:rolleyes:

If that glorious maple flag ever turned into Bush's dispicable robe I would have my arm chopped off.

:cool:

"Our culture is indeed based upon the earlier ones of britain and france, but you, like so many others, have been americanized tyler. I can't wait until you wake up one morning, and the tatoo on your shoulder that is a red maple leaf has warped to that of the glorious american flag."

Every part of our culture I hate is American (er, and some of the French I suppose). I despise the American culture.

Fortunatly, Canada didn't leave British and French influence until much after America. After all, we don't still have people who believe in teaching creationism as fact eh?


"A severe beating? Howsaboot a few canadian dollars? Oh wait--they're worth next to nothing! My mistake."

Unfortunatly, we have a jackass of a Prime Minister in power. Ahhh well. Rather have a weak dollar than a gun-tuttin', blood-hungry, evolution-doubtin' dumby.


"heheh...I actually better be careful with the lame insults tyler...when this war starts I'm gonna need a place in canada to crash, when they start drafting us youngins...."

Haha. The very minute any real war starts (such as with China. Which I doubt will happen though) I'm doin' what I can to get to the front lines!

You can't defeat Canada, we're bigger and on top.

You silly canadians are funny. America would end canada with no trouble at all. Oh no! Canada has rocky and bulwinkle! Unfortunately, not even they would be of any use if the USA went to war with Canada. It would only last like 2 minutes. We would just change the target site on all of our missiles from Moscow or Kiev, and send them to Ontario.

We would send all of our losers to canada. It wouldn't change the place much, though:p

only one way to settle this thumb war. :D

yar! one-two-three-four-I-declare-a-thumb-war!

Ahhh, I don't remember any Canuck claiming we could win a war?? See, we have 1/10th your population and, ah, we don't waste half our money on guns.

And as for sending us your losers - okey dokey, you can keep your murderers then. Hey, I guess 11,000+ gun-deaths a year aint bad for a nation of republicans.

I'm not a republican. At least I haven't given into the dark side yet

Hey the USA's the entertainment country of the world - The shrub's good for at least one laugh a week.

I'm a Kiwi, so I have lots of practice downsizing Aussy heads. Want ta swap notes ?

Canada was poised to be the best of countries, with British culture, French cuisine, and American technology.

Instead they have British cuisine, French technology, and American culture.


Speaking of technology, how come your customs agents always hassle people trying to come in to repair/ train operators for factory equipment so you can actually produce something? (Speaking from personal experience)

Howsaboot a few canadian dollars?
Ha ha, much like your pitiful American Dollar compared to the MIGHTY POUND STERLING :D

and American technology
You say that like its a good thing :bugeye: :D :bugeye:

All you damn Canadians. Only one of you has suggest a good pro-soviet book to me. This is what really gets me mad. Once I find a good book, I can just bring like 2 american buck up to Quebec, and buy out the whole bookstore.

Hee hee, I can buy out your great American Senate with just 50p...obey the 50p...obey :D

you think your special? this ain't about England,it's about how the US could end canada in a moment.

You're just jealous :p

You think you're so great. You'll be halted by the Canadian winter.

Anyway, it's not size that counts, its skill :D

2/3 of americans are said to be large:D
Canada would be outweighted :eek:

Communism: A History (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0679640509/qid=1036790717/sr=1-24/ref=sr_1_24/002-2493038-4798460?v=glance&s=books) by Richard Pipes

It doesn't put it's entire focus on Russia, I don't know if you are just interested in the USSR.

Only one of you has suggest a good pro-soviet book to me.
that is because I burn all the pro-soviet books!

Originally posted by Thor
You're just jealous :p

You think you're so great. You'll be halted by the Canadian winter.

Anyway, it's not size that counts, its skill :D

We wouldn't even need to go into Canada, we would just use all of the weapons we wouldn't have used on Korea on you crazy canadians, and your hockey.

oooo, hypocritical

Watch out, the Canadian Ice Hockey players can take out a platoon with one swipe :D

Hey how is this thread going on?

Do you know where Dave is from ??

Jesus Christ...


bye!

actually this thread was started about the usa

Yes, this was made about Bush, and his plan to blow the hell out of Iraq. I feel though that we should take a bigger, more resourcefull landmass like Canada.

I wouldn't be too sure it would work. Have you seen Canadian Bacon?

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Title suggests something...


bye!

Psycho_Potato

"You silly canadians are funny. America would end canada with no trouble at all. Oh no! Canada has rocky and bulwinkle! Unfortunately, not even they would be of any use if the USA went to war with Canada. It would only last like 2 minutes. We would just change the target site on all of our missiles from Moscow or Kiev, and send them to Ontario."


Sorry!!! But Americans are so uneducated that they would not be able to find Canada (let alone major metropolitan areas) to destroy the proud Maple leaf. I speak from experience. I'm an American teacher. ("We should go over to Iraq and kill Bin Laden cause of how they bombed the World Trade Center")

Dude, why do we need to know where canada is? what we do is blow everything else up in the world, except the united states. Then we know we have solved Most of our problems.

Only one of you has suggest a good pro-soviet book to me.

As a point of information: The Mitrokhin Archives is not pro-soviet. It is simply an accurate history of many KGB operations based on several thousand pages of their internal documentation.

Why would we invade canada just get inot another war and why would we go into there just for the fun of it you people are stupid....

You didn't actually read the thread, did you?
Not only that, but you aren't truly able to understand what the original poster was saying, are you?

Tyler:

Now now, don't be harsh. It's probably just the first time he/she/it has inhaled glue. :rolleyes:

Only an american could see an invisible line in the dirt and convince his 4.0 GPA tyrant it's there too. You suck. Going there for the winter once, opened my eyes as to why Moosehead is more than just a beer for you. :bugeye:


A life of reaction is a life of slavery,
intellectually and spiritually.
One must fight for a life of action,
not of mere reaction.

Just leave the canucks alone. Like half of todays movie stars and singers come from there, so there 8===3~~~~