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spidergoat
12-01-06, 10:33 PM
Here's a poem I wrote. The dialogue is real, but some punctuation has been changed for artistic purposes.




The Egyptian Royal Cubit



The Mongolian cave painting,
hopefully she wasn't under duress.
I knew the cocaine
just not the green part about
that chicken thing.

The sheep population in New Zealand
evolved from cockroaches. However,
it is venomous

and

"kill-er" does not rhyme with "sil-ver".


It will not be tommorow but greed ignorance
is over.

Two Russian pilots with jars of mayonnaise and jam,
can survive on their own.
We don't really care
about the comedians and singers.
Take them all if you want.
Save the world from the threat
of civilization. (with me you get cake, a virgin, eggs And BEER)

I am declared grand ruler of of The Atom.

"High evolved thoughts" create- Tribe Repository,
an ability that is sure to prove handy in dangerous terrain.
I was up but not dressed, though I'm always late- "What did i do wrong?!".
I am the observer.
In the right place.
At the right time.
Right under your nose.
Shipped to wealthy nations.

It's just farming.
Physically easier to implement.

Prince_James
12-01-06, 10:55 PM
That was brilliant.

spidergoat
12-01-06, 10:57 PM
Thank you. All written originally by other people.

Killjoy
12-02-06, 03:23 AM
"2 snaps up"

A Tour de Force of forced agglomeration !

I laughed... I cried...
:D

draqon
12-02-06, 07:26 AM
the two russian pilots...mayonaise and jam....

get a life.

spidergoat
12-02-06, 12:28 PM
ah yes, without life there is poetry

Killjoy
12-02-06, 12:37 PM
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Might be something more to it than "lifeless" dawdling...

I seem to recall a recent National Public Radio interview with a person who published a book composed of nothing more than snippets from online forums, so someone, somewhere is getting a paycheck for what amounts to nothing more than some "data mining" and editing.

spidergoat
12-02-06, 06:15 PM
It's "dada mining".

sargentlard
12-02-06, 08:02 PM
It's "dada mining".


LMAO!!!

Roman
12-02-06, 08:46 PM
It's "dada mining".

ba-dum-psh!