The first two contests have come and gone, and the time has come to try it again! On July 23rd, President Bush awarded the Medal of Freedom to Charlton Heston. Amongst the many photos taken, this one caught my eye, and the Planet Of The Apes script leapt to mind.

http://www.xecu.net/goofyfish/__public/heston_bush.jpg

"What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave!”
     or…
"Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find…"


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Let ‘er rip!

God....Heston looks even more simian than Bush.


"Listen...Georgey,...you know that Gold plated AK-47,....well I was kinda hoping you could sort me out a good price.....it would look fantastic in my cabinet"

GW: "Charlie, you've had a lot of experience looking for weapons, mind if I pick your brains for moment?"

CH: "My watch better still be on my wrist when your done Junior, I knew your pappy..."

Heston:
"Listen pecker breath, I have a 9mm Barretta pointed right at your crotch...now gimme back that $20 I loaned ya....or I'll pump so much lead in ya balls you'll be able to use your dick to write me out a cheque"

Mr. Bush thought Mr. Heston would be the best person to deserve the Freedom prize after watching Mr. Heston's movie about saving Earth from primitive apes. It was reported Mr. Bush was so overwhelmed by meeting his hero, he shit his pants and dipicted here, Mr. Heston takes a good whiff of Bush's admiration.

Mr. Heston was told he was going to a NRA meeting. As reported by our sources he would not have gone to the Whitehouse or left his house otherwise. Here, Heston believes he will be kissing a vintage gleaming Kentucky Rifle, while the President contemplates kissing Heston for re-election publicity. They were meant to be.

Bush: "Ok, thats enough...let go. Come on old man, this is starting to hurt! Goddammit let go!!!"

"Oh Mr. Heston can i please get a gun...oh please please, pretty with a convicted Saddama on a top, please"


"Bush...you damn dirty ape...i am proud of ya"

Jr. : "Your powers are weak old man"
CH: "Yes, but I got a beretta past the secret service detail..."

CH "Hold me tight Bush....never let go..without you i am not complete"

BUSH *tears in eyes*...."You had at me at tight"

"You know there's a ten-day waiting period before you can take that medal home, right Charlie?"

"I know I promised you could have any WMDs we confiscated in Iraq, but it turns out there weren't any there, so you'll have to settle for this here medal until the next invasion"

"Look Junior, you've got a right to keep and bear arms, but this one's mine and I want it back!"

CH: Oh My God they've done it! A simian has been elected president.

George looked deeply into Charlie's eyes, and it seemed as if time had frozen, almost like they were locked in a photograph. He saw the tenderness of the old man's dry lips, and felt a leaping in his heart that only occured when he remembered the good old days in hot Texas, when his father would molest him, spank him, and make him speak Spanish, for George Sr. had quite the fetish...

Back to the present. Must stay in the present...cannot doddle in memories, for they are the milks of our baths. Yes, Mr. Heston, you beautiful thing, I can finally reveal my true inner passion, my lust, my devotion, my obsession, for you, my ape-battling templar. Now I have you in my grasp, and now I shall suckle of your fruits.

"...and the anti-gun lobby reflected upon the irony of not being able to shoot the bastards"

"<a href="http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?endeca=1&ean=9780060392451">and buy the book</a>"

Just to point out - that photo is fake. That head - meant to look like a horrible charlton heston, was cut and pasted on top of the original.

I don't know why it is no one sees this obviously, and looks for the original photo.

don't be a party pooper Crystal.

Sarge, the second one is hilarious. Here's my go -

GB : Old man, lemme choke on your pretzel.

CH : Bondage it is then, eh junior?

Hest:
"You have done well young apprentice, our plan is nearly complete"

Bush:
"Yes...soon we will be able to reveal ourselves...."

MU-HA-HAAA-HAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

Chuckie never was Moses, he was just acting. And people's heads do get physically bigger as they age. Here is a better picture. say cheese Chuckie

http://www.softcom.net/webnews/xwd/aj/cn48440.html

Photo Caption for the original picture:

CH to Bush, You little chimp. I got all of the NRA members to vote for you and all you give me is a crappy little medal. Dam it. Dam it.
To Hell.
I wanted to be declared GOD.

Your sciforums mug looks like it has an overcomplicated and backwards nazi-logo on it. Oh? We were supposed to comment on the other picture?

CH : *IN HEAD* "I wonder how long he will keep his hand on my ass... better keep smiling, pretend I enjoy it, well, who knows, I may. Wait, no, I do, I enjoy his hand on my ass, I want him to keep it there until his big grin goes away, this is exciting. I wonder if anyone has a picture of it, no the press are all idiotsl."

GB : *IN HEAD* "I can't believe he's letting me wipe this dingleberrry off on him"

Clockwood : http://www.pishen.com/images.jpg

original sciforums logo, i think

"Us men, straight men, with guns, go together like homosexuals and death." - George W. Bush

"Damnit. Im the fool who sent the nuke into the future and blew up the Earth! Im a fooooool!" - George W. Bush


George: Must maintain eye contact... Do not stare at shinny metal objects....

Charlie: Mr. President, will you please let go of my hand, you've been shaking it for over ten minutes.



"I have a gun. You have a gun. Let's go put some bullets into Iraqis heads." - George W. Bush

"Hello. Im the President, and I represent the lollipop guild." - George W Bush

*BUSH SINGS* Oh I could while away the hours, conferrin with the flowers, If I only had a brain....

Junior: "I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow..."

By the way, have I pointed out recently how stunningly attractive and exceptionally intelligent Ms. Fish is?
:D

Bush: "You know God spoke to me through Jesus?....."
Hest: "You are but the conduit...."
Bush: "EXACTLY!.....I knew you'd undrstand....you must know exactly how it feels!!!"
Hest: "That was just a film"
Bush: "You mean you're not Moses?!!"
Hest: "No"

(continued)........

Bush: "Whaddup muthafukka"
Hest: "Yo ssup homes"
Bush: "Cool blood, cool. Iss all gravy dawg. We be popping crystaal in the stretch navigator gee"
Hest: "Yo Yo check out da ice muthafukka!"
Bush: "Yo man, why you be trippin' dawg....that ain't nuthin' but plated metal homes!"
Hest: "Yo don't you even be steppin' to me with dat flex negro....diss iss strictly Bling man...aaaiiight?"
Bush: "Easy homes!....I izz just messin' wit ya izz all...chill muthafukka....chill!!"
Hest: "Aaaaight man...aaight,...just don't be sweatin' me dawg"
Bush: "Listen we be chillin' back at the crib laterz man,...."
Hest: "Aaaight man.....I'll bring some hoochies,...hit me on ma 2way ...."
Bush: "Aaaight dawg, I'll come swoop ya 'round 11"'
Hest: "Aaaaight blood....we outta here...peace out"
Bush: "Peace out baby"

;)

Bush, There will be no carvin' today Heston, I can feel the butchers-knife you have concealed in your sleeve.

Heston, Who said anything about carving you up, man? I just wanted to carve numbers into your forehead.

......(continued)....


Bush: ".....Spiderman??!"
Hest: "Just a dude in a costume"
Bush: "The Hulk??"
Hest: "...Computer generated effects man!"
Bush: "....Holy Moses!....Damn!....well what about Saddam?? Please tell me He's real..."

;)

Bush - "Duddeeee where's my weapons of mass destruction!!!!!"

CH- "hehe..umm..yeah..funny...*reaches in pocket*"

BTW have i ever mentioned to you Goofyfish how lucky you are to be married to that beauty Mrs. Fish.....truly a epitome of all that is human and just.

Bush: Here you go Charlie. I want to award you with this medal of freedom, Because of you, millions of hics across the nation have a place to come to, when hunting dinner with a shotgun just wont cut it, and they are in need of fully automatic rifles to take down that lil rabbit. I for one am thankfull. By the way.....i loved your acting in that movie congo........


Charlie: Get your hands off me you dam dirty ape.

or..........

Bush: Wow, now i know why they call you bright eyes.

Charlie: Oh bushy, i had never dreamed you would think about me that way.

Bush: What way? I mearly see the bright twinkle of death in your eyes. Charlie, is there somthing you want to tell me?

Charlie: Get you hands off me you dam dirty ape.



(had to use the dirty ape thing agian):p


-Guyute

A moment of tension in the white-house as Bush greets his long time hero and mentor, Count Dracula.

Hest: "Man, I had a prostate examination yesterday, I hate it when the Doc sticks his finger up my ass..."
Bush: "Yeah...but prostate health is really important, my man Don Rummy gives me regular examinations....in fact he gave me a good probing last night"
Hest: "Which finger did he use?"
Bush: "Dunno...now that you mention it.....he had both hands on my shoulders........."

:D

Dumb ass greets big ox at washington zoo.

CH"You diot it's "pull my finger" not "pull my arm"

"Stupid white men..."

"I know who runs this circus, Bush. I'm not as stupid as I look. Give Cheney my regards"

Bush: "You heard? nico's started another photo caption thread in free thoughts"
Hest: "That punk!....I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass when I see him"

Hest: NO!!! I thought it was just a movie!! Where did you come from, Mr. Ape?
Bush: Excuse me?
Heston: Oh, I'm sorry. I asked if you needed a cape ...er..
Bush: Huh? I'm not understanding what you're trying to tell me here..
Heston: Um.. just forget about it. **points to the hors d'oeuvres**. Would like a grape? *runs away with medal*

Bush: "So chuck; about that medal Dick told me to give you, whats it for being an ape or a monkey, I can't remember?

Heston: "I can't remember either".