Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should respect its right to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.

Worf: I don't know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.

Kirk: You chicken bastard, you killed my son...YOU chicken BASTARD, you killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bastard....youkilledmy...son!

Troi: I feel the chicken's pain!

John Critchton: Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole, I haven't seen or eaten any chicken since then.

Darth Vaer: The chicken wanted to join the Dark Side, yes the force is strong in this one.

Got any to add?

I'd like to add something to one of yours

John Critchton: Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole, I haven't seen or eaten any chicken since then. But everything still seems to taste like chicken!!

Thats a good one Thor, I just thought of one.

Agent Fox Mulder: Oh my god! Scully look! Its a chicken!
Agent Scully: What? I was looking over there. As you know, I dont believe in chickens.

John Doe: For a guy who has all the answers, I don't have the ones that matter the most.

Yoda: Chicken cross the road he must.

Buffy: I could kick that chickens ass...

Neo - whoaaaa deja vu...that chicken crossed the road twice.

The bald kid in the Oracle's crib - But there is no chicken...it's your mind that crossed the road.

Obi van knaobe - Chicken...use..errr..um..cross the road.

Data - It appears that the carbon based life form could not intake the stimulus correctly therefore inhibiting it's cognitive ability and hindering it's cognitive apprasel. The carbon based species whose genome is not too well developed for cerebral functioning crossed the road for reasons unknown.