I remember a while back we had a thread about Sci-fi poetry. Well, let’s make this one more specific. Let’s do some sci-fi haikus.

Remember that haikus have five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the last line. Try to be funny and creative.

Neo is the one, yes
Wire-fu, kung-fu, bullet time
Stop analyzing it

Umm... your last line has 6 instead of 5.

Geez, Sargent, read the last line. It's a joke. Get it! STOP ANALYZING IT! Ahahahahahahah! Your no fun.

On that note:

Blah blah SG1
Richard Dean Anderson Blah
Blah blah SG1

SG1 sucks much
Me like evil alien beings
SG1 still sucks

Insinuations breed
extraneous futility.
A Space Oddysey

Originally posted by thefountainhed
Insinuations breed
extraneous futility.
A Space Oddysey

Your middle line has 8. Your first line has 6.

In-si-nua-tions breed
ex-tra-neous fu-ti-li-ty.
A-Space-Od-dy-sey

Originally posted by thefountainhed
In-si-nua-tions breed
ex-tra-neous fu-ti-li-ty.
A-Space-Od-dy-sey

ex·tra·ne·ous

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=extraneous

in·sin·u·a·tion

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insinuations

:mad: :mad:

Man, this is the second time you have proven me wrong in two days. So fuck you yet again! Oh and fuck dictionary.com, I pick my own references.:o

Can i do a victory dance?..please can i?

Go ahead you freaking bum

Thanks for running my thread into the ground.

Ugh, Coffee angry,
Coffee smash you hard
Coffee kick asses

DO NOT MAKE ME EDIT YOU!

Won't apologize
I tried to correct someone
Don't edit this thread.

Revolutions is
Supposed to be much better
Than Reloaded, yep.

Aliens mostly
Come out at night when you least
Expect it. Mostly.

Star Wars and Lucas
Have destroyed expectations.
Chaos now remains.

Return of the King
Ups the ante with action.
Can you say, Hell yes!

And there goes the mess
And there goes the arguing
And here goes the end

Hey, Thefountainhed,
Post deleted, ha ha ha,
Stop the flames now, please.

That's not a haiku.

Originally posted by cool skill
That's not a haiku.

Yes it is.

he followed the rules of

5
7
5

Originally posted by sargentlard
I won't apologize
I tried to correct someone
Don't edit this thread.

I won't a-pol-o-gize

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apologize

6 in the first line == no no

Touche

I corrected Hed
Fafnir corrected me then
It is all well then

Originally posted by sargentlard
Yes it is.
Ya after editing it.:rolleyes:

Technically most of these are not haikus. The follow the form of it, but not the content of the traditional haiku.

You were not clear in your statment, and you can't assume that people can read you mind when you make a post. When you stated "Thats not a haiku", I thought "very true, it isnt when you look towards the fundamentals of haikus" and thats as far as it went. Maybe next time you could be kind enough to point out exactly what is in error?

cool skill gets angry
when people are clueless to
his hidden message.

Haiku for People (http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku)

Includes "What is Haiku?" and "How to write Haiku."

I've seen that before.

That problem I have with that is, all the haikus are translations, and are not in 5-7-5 form, which can be misleading to the begining haiku writer.

Also, that would be what I was refering to, the "seasonal indicator".

Thank you tiassa for the link.

Originally posted by Fafnir665
cool skill gets angry
when people are clueless to
his hidden message.
You are full of it
There is no hidden message
One can't figure out

You who tries so hard
to be understood has tried
in vain, give up please?

Pink unicorn love,
How sweet though shalt be in spring
I will ride you hard.


Inspired by a conversation with sarge.
And boredom.

But really, its fantasy + a season...

So its a real haiku by any definition.

Oh, and anyone who reads it as sexual is just perverted.

Kirk now fat and old.
Picard's gay - his ass is sold.
Still, I love Star Trek.

Originally posted by Fafnir665
You who tries so hard
to be understood has tried
in vain, give up please?
What is your issue
I haven't tried anything
Stop being obsessed

People debating
Over very petty things
Can there not be peace?

matrix 1 2 3
tell me - live or memorex?
yeah, like you'd know; nerd.

star trek is the bomb
launch a proton torpedo
at the romulans

Your mother is so
fat she ate jaba the hut.
Then sat on your face.

In honor of the greatest sci-fi writer of all time:

Heinlein is The Man
All others are commie wimps
Guns and low taxes!

In honor of my computer that won't work on the internet:

My computer broke
It's a frilling piece of shit
I'm switching to Mac.

It looks like I am going to have to reinstall the whole damn operating system. I still have games on my computer that I haven't finished, so I will be internetless for a while longer. I miss posting here, but I am not starting all those damned games over from the beginning.

Straight off of the top of my head...

Bombadil is gone
Arwen gets a bigger role...
Still, I like Jackson

Originally posted by Galt
I am not starting all those damned games over from the beginning.

Uhm, usually there is a folder with saved games under the games directory on your HD. You can save that folder somewhere else and most of the time it will still work when you put the folder back after re-installing, etc.

Haha
You guys crack me up
Lots.

:D

Counsellor, you are one of the coolest mods I have ever seen. :p

Keep going guys! If I had a sig, I would definately have something form this thread in it!

one ring to bind them -
it's power beyond reproach
darkness calls for it

neo was neato
he kicked a lot of asses
metaphorically

(you know since the matrix wasn't real and all?)

Darth got Nalia.
I think she digs his saber.
She should prefer mine.

*sigh*

Space chicks are always playing hard to get.

1984
hey it's later than that now.
who's your big brother?