Now for some baseless comments founded upon a hunch in the current marriage thread:

SamCDKey claims to be a woman.
SamCDKey implies she finds men attractive.
SamCDKey says she does not want to be married.
But all women want to be married.
Ergo, SamCDKey is lying and is not a woman.

Also, let us consider the fact that she is a medical researcher. A woman, knowing medical science? PSSH! She's also a Moslem and likes Islam. Clearly, this cannot be true, for we all know women are horrifically treated under Islam (re: Taliban, Saudi Arabia, et cetera!).

It really has been quite obvious all along, hasn't it?

A reasonable hypothesis.

I concur. The conclusion is inescapable.

Prince james claims to be human.

However, humans have brains.


Ergo Prince james is a plant.

Is this the "fish for infractions" thread?

Is this the "fish for infractions" thread?

No. I can't get an infraction. ;)

:m:

ive got one.

Not anymore.

No. I can't get an infraction. ;)

:m:

Damn! And I've been pressing that button so many times.

Oh well. :(

Now for some baseless comments founded upon a hunch in the current marriage thread:

SamCDKey claims to be a woman.
SamCDKey implies she finds men attractive.
SamCDKey says she does not want to be married.
But all women want to be married.
Ergo, SamCDKey is lying and is not a woman.

Also, let us consider the fact that she is a medical researcher. A woman, knowing medical science? PSSH! She's also a Moslem and likes Islam. Clearly, this cannot be true, for we all know women are horrifically treated under Islam (re: Taliban, Saudi Arabia, et cetera!).

It really has been quite obvious all along, hasn't it?

Wishful thinking PJ?

I saw her boobs. Ergo, "she's" either a woman or a tranny, not a gay male.

I saw her boobs. Ergo, "she's" either a woman or a tranny, not a gay male.

lucky SOB

i still dont believe you though ;)

Now for some baseless comments founded upon a hunch ...

Just like every other post you make.....

Just like every other post you make.....
You've got a hunch. Children slap it in the street.

Oh boy am I feeling abusive today. Gave someone an infraction. Told someone to shut up newbie. Made fun of Nickelodeon's hunch. What the hell's wrong with me?

What the hell's wrong with me?
Where do I start?

Start with my wild, ape-like hair and work your way down to my hideous, scaly, webbed feet.

Oh, but those are your best features.

Ooooh. You cow (http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/73/261173_thumb.jpg).

Right, I'm not talking to you now.

I see through this ruse. I am not posting my booby pics again.:D

you can post them in the secret forum

you can post them in the secret forum

Yes, the regular members don't realize that we have free porn. I'm grad that devilsregret did not find it :D

I saw her boobs. Ergo, "she's" either a woman or a tranny, not a gay male.

nice try, want to see her **** ??

Yes, the regular members don't realize that we have free porn. I'm grad that devilsregret did not find it :D

dont be so sure

at least i found out why plank was banned

you can post them in the secret forum

Direct PM is faster though. You can use my address; spurious' is full.

And how do you check your infractions, anyway?

And how do you check your infractions, anyway?

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1243224&posted=1#post1243224

Thankyou, Sir.

And how is your "significant other" this evening?

Thankyou, Sir.

And how is your "significant other" this evening?

Which one?:p

One might suspect from time to time that sam has balls and occasionally pees into the wind, but I never suspected sam actually grew a dick.

occasionally pees into the wind,


I'll have you know, I'm one of the ladies who remains seated for the entire performance.:D

I'll have you know, I'm one of the ladies who remains seated for the entire performance.:D

great performance!

Now for some baseless comments founded upon a hunch in the current marriage thread:

SamCDKey claims to be a woman.
SamCDKey implies she finds men attractive.
SamCDKey says she does not want to be married.
But all women want to be married.
Ergo, SamCDKey is lying and is not a woman.

Also, let us consider the fact that she is a medical researcher. A woman, knowing medical science? PSSH! She's also a Moslem and likes Islam. Clearly, this cannot be true, for we all know women are horrifically treated under Islam (re: Taliban, Saudi Arabia, et cetera!).

It really has been quite obvious all along, hasn't it?

Why do you care about the gender of people who post here, as if it matters?

Why do you care about the gender of people who post here, as if it matters?
Well, of course it matters. Only our female member can post booby picks!

I see through this ruse. I am not posting my booby pics again.
By the way, what's the deal with these booby pics? I'm sure I would have noticed that thread.:)

By the way, what's the deal with these booby pics? I'm sure I would have noticed that thread.:)

A digital camera, a VS bra and a brief moment of midsummer madness.:p

Bring back the boobs!!!

Bring back the boobs!!!
sderenzi and abdullahthebomber can stay banned

What a couple of tits.

A digital camera, a VS bra and a brief moment of midsummer madness.:p

http://xs210.xs.to/xs210/06510/burka.jpg (http://xs.to)

Seriously, your vacation pics aren't that exciting.

Seriously, your vacation pics aren't that exciting.

So I keep saying.:D

I was under the impression that samcdkey is in her 40s. Who would want to look at 40 year old boobies anyway?

I was under the impression that samcdkey is in her 40s. Who would want to look at 40 year old boobies anyway?

[insert relevant porn links]

Apparently there are interested people.

A digital camera, a VS bra and a brief moment of midsummer madness.

Is there any way that you can prove that those were pictures of you? If I read the newspapers correctly, one can fake pictures of almost anything. (If I post a picture of black man with three-foot dick, will you accept that it's a picture of me???) :D

Sorry, Sam, but I've never fully accepted that you're female ...not that it would change anything that I've posted. I tend to respond to the words written, not so much to the person who did the posting.

I also find it damned difficult to believe that you're a scientist in any form ...because of some of the posts you've made. You're logic just doesn't hold up to that of a trained scientist.

I do, however, believe that you're a Muslim ...albiet a rather "modern" one.

Does any of it make any damned difference? I wonder how many would treat you differently if you were male? Would the words you post mean anything different if you were male or female?

Baron Max

I was under the impression that samcdkey is in her 40s. Who would want to look at 40 year old boobies anyway?

Yeah, after the age of about 20-25, a woman's tits begin to sag, her butt and thighs begin to get fat and sag, and the wrinkles on her face begin to show clearly. No wonder most women want to get married quickly ...after only a little while, they become unmarketable! :D

Baron Max

Sam's in her mid 30's. Still quite nice and firm.

Viagra sure helps the firmness, eh Superluminal?

But yes, SamCDKey is certainly a gay man.

Viagra sure helps the firmness, eh Superluminal?

But yes, SamCDKey is certainly a gay man.
I have no personal experience with the effects of viagra PJ. I hear it's pretty powerful stuff, if you need it. So does it work PJ?

Well, as I said, unless there's an illuminati conspiracy to present sam as a woman with boobs, she's either a woman or a tranny, as I explained. Your gay man theory is on pretty shaky ground about now, I would say.

Yeah, after the age of about 20-25, a woman's tits begin to sag, her butt and thighs begin to get fat and sag, and the wrinkles on her face begin to show clearly. No wonder most women want to get married quickly ...after only a little while, they become unmarketable! :D

Baron Max

Because we know all men reamain the pinnacle of human fitness and appearence after 30. :D

Sam's in her mid 30's. Still quite nice and firm.

Well, they were locked up behind a retaining mechanism. To truly judge, we'd need to see them unfettered.

I rather suspect that they sag a bit. They were quite large.
But, that's life.
I wouldn't mind seeing them again.
But, then again, I'm in my mid-thirties too...

Because we know all men reamain the pinnacle of human fitness and appearence after 30.

Men gain in value as they age. Women decline.
This is because women rarely choose men based on physical looks. They choose men based on wealth, power, etc... Men only increase in what women find attractive as they age.

Come on. This stuff is Leykis 101 (http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/).

This is because women rarely choose men based on physical looks.

If that were the case, most nerds in the USA would be getting more ass than a rental car.

But yes, SamCDKey is certainly a gay man.
what bearing does this have on any of sams arguements?

If that were the case, most nerds in the USA would be getting more ass than a rental car.

Nerds ooze futility.
That's part of the reason they're called nerds.

What's the story behind your name, samcdkey? I imagine one day you were drifting on mIRC, looking for games. Then you downloaded the game Serious Sam. And then when it was downloaded, you couldn't install from the ISO because a CD key was required. You cried out, "Why!!! Why didn't the uploaders of this file include a CD key for this game?!" You cried and cried for days, developed depression and almost committed suicide.

Judging from your screen name, you never got over it. Come on, it's just a game, Sam!

Does it really matter if Sam is a Woman or a Man? The only people that will obviously raise a concern are those creating pubescent designs in regard to Sam being a woman.

It shouldn't matter what they are if it's just about discussion, debate, opinion listen or talking with Sam, only those that dream or fantasize about less than intellectual stimuli are crazed by this entire notion that Sam is a man.

I think you should all have cold showers right now!

But yes, SamCDKey is certainly a gay man.
So which is more embarrassing to you PJ? Getting owned by a woman or by a gay male on a daily basis?

Because either way, you're still coming out on the losing end of the stick each time you confront sam.:)

Does any of it make any damned difference? I wonder how many would treat you differently if you were male? Would the words you post mean anything different if you were male or female?

Baron Max

There you go!

What's the story behind your name, samcdkey? I imagine one day you were drifting on mIRC, looking for games. Then you downloaded the game Serious Sam. And then when it was downloaded, you couldn't install from the ISO because a CD key was required. You cried out, "Why!!! Why didn't the uploaders of this file include a CD key for this game?!" You cried and cried for days, developed depression and almost committed suicide.

Judging from your screen name, you never got over it. Come on, it's just a game, Sam!

Actually the game was Secret Sam.
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Tomy/Tomy-TuxedoSam.jpg

So which is more embarrassing to you PJ? Getting owned by a woman or by a gay male on a daily basis?

Because either way, you're still coming out on the losing end of the stick each time you confront sam.:)

thats the funniest thing i've read in a long, long time :D

You know how I know samcdkey is a girl? She would have been all over Genji. That's one. She has too much in common with ToR. That's two. And she never once got all excited like Genji.

You know how I know samcdkey is a girl? She would have been all over Genji. That's one. She has too much in common with ToR. That's two. And she never once got all excited like Genji.

More assumptions:

1. Genji is a friend; we chat off the forums; plus most gay men like straight men.

2. Maybe I am imitating ToR (what do I have in common with her, in your opinion)

3. My posts may not reflect my actual level of excitement.

What say you?;)

What say you?;)
that you have a constitution of cast iron surrounded by 10 feet of titanium.
i seriously believe you can sit outside in the middle of a hurricane and knit sweaters. completely unflappable.

that you have a constitution of cast iron surrounded by 10 feet of titanium.
i seriously believe you can sit outside in the middle of a hurricane and knit sweaters. completely unflappable.

Pretty close. :p

the forum rules forbid me to take this challenge, damnit!

the forum rules forbid me to take this challenge, damnit!

How so?

Bells:

I think the last time SamCDKey and I had a conversation on the board was two weeks ago regarding qualia in the philosophy section, then maybe one or two things about Islam, followed by......um, a theodicy thing in religion. No wait, we also discussed the genetics of the Indian people.

The people I must interact with here are:

Glaucon
LightGigantic
Baron Max
Genji
Quantum Quack

But anyway, back on topic:

Who else has the proofs of SamCDKey's homosexuality? I am having a hard time connecting the dots.

Who else has the proofs of SamCDKey's homosexuality? I am having a hard time connecting the dots.

Well, I disagree with PJ that sam is a gay male, on virtue of the reports of her reportedly temporarily absent virtue. :eek:

Which I didn't get to see. :mad:

On other matters, could we just perhaps start a "Hit on Sam" thread. :D

"Huhhuhhuh, Sam's a guuuuurl."

GeoffP:

Trannies.

http://xs210.xs.to/xs210/06510/burka.jpg (http://xs.to)

Seriously, your vacation pics aren't that exciting.

What an irony ?!

So, what do those women talk about when reviewing their pictures? How does anyone know who's in the pictures?

And what about the guy, is that his herd of heifers?

It's one of most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen.

So, what do those women talk about when reviewing their pictures? How does anyone know who's in the pictures?

And what about the guy, is that his herd of heifers?


They are used to recognizing people by the eyes alone.

The guy could also be their father, husband, brother, son, etc.:rolleyes:


It's one of most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen.

You don't like vacation pictures?

The guy could also be their father, husband, brother, son, etc.

Well, he could also be the heifer-herder ....with his herd of heifers.

Baron Max

They are used to recognizing people by the eyes alone.

Amazing. The super powers posessed by other cultures that you've enlightened us about over the past months is truly... ummm... enlightening.

That'll teach us americans to let other cultures freely associate with us and therefore smush out all of our special powers.

Well, he could also be the heifer-herder ....with his herd of heifers.

Baron Max

Speaking from personal experience, he could also, quite simply, be their driver.

Amazing. The super powers posessed by other cultures that you've enlightened us about over the past months is truly... ummm... enlightening.

That'll teach us americans to let other cultures freely associate with us and therefore smush out all of our special powers.

Its not superpower, its adaptation to culture. I got pretty good at it too.

Like the Indian nod.:)

Here try it. Eyes are pretty distinctive you know. Its not that hard:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4928/cruiseuw5.jpg

Amazing. The super powers posessed by other cultures that you've enlightened us about over the past months is truly... ummm... enlightening.

That'll teach us americans to let other cultures freely associate with us and therefore smush out all of our special powers.

your special powers is the peak of reasoning like this one :

This was by no means representative of who I was, who I am, or who I will become. - Miss Nevada after exposure

Here try it. Eyes are pretty distinctive you know. Its not that hard:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4928/cruiseuw5.jpg

Jabba the Hutt?

Jabba the Hutt?

You need to get rid of all that social conditioning.

Interesting tidbit I heard from an Arab guy: Since most Arabs use their eyes for expression, when they want to conceal their thoughts, they wear eyeglasses. So if an Arab is indoors and wearing eyeglasses, he doesn't want you to know what he's thinking.

PS. Jabba the Hutt?

So if an Arab is indoors and wearing eyeglasses, he doesn't want you to know what he's thinking.

Does this give you permission to stab him repeatedly in the chest? Or at least deny him the next bite of living rabbit liver?

What about when he shows you the bottom of his shoe?

I put 'jabbadehut's' eyes in one of the ladies. It's rather hard to recognize him now.

http://sciforums.*******************/jabbadehut.jpg

Does this give you permission to stab him repeatedly in the chest? Or at least deny him the next bite of living rabbit liver?

What about when he shows you the bottom of his shoe?

Well for me it used to mean, check if all my buttons are done up.:D

Tidbit two:

In the desert due to the intense dry heat, everyone covers their faces; the men use the shumag (red and white checked cloth) that they wear on their head. Its impossible to be outside with your face exposed, you feel like you're being cooked slowly.

I heard that it was a deadly insult.
Maybe only when directed towards a man?

I heard that it was a deadly insult.
Maybe only when directed towards a man?

You are confused with 'slapping someone with goat's intestines'.

You are confused with 'slapping someone with goat's intestines'.

Pshaw.
That's foreplay, yes?

I heard that it was a deadly insult.
Maybe only when directed towards a man?

Showing your shoe? Even sitting with your feet pointed outward towards someone is a sign of poor etiquette and a conservative Arab will get deeply offended. They are very strict about proper etiquette in speech and behaviour.

Of course, I'm speaking of the educated Arabs. Uneducated ones are less particular.

Showing your shoe? Even sitting with your feet pointed outward towards someone is a sign of poor etiquette and a conservative Arab will get deeply offended. They are very strict about proper etiquette in speech and behaviour.

Hence the impromptu outbreak of a civil war in Iraq. Someone forgot to align his toes properly.

Even sitting with your feet pointed outward towards someone is a sign of poor etiquette and a conservative Arab will get deeply offended.
What if you're surrounded?

You know. About those women in Burkas. I remember watching this thing on HBO a long time ago about "Beneath the Burka" or some such. It was about how the women would get together to clean their twats and practice fellatio on bananas and whatnot so as not to get traded in for newer, more pleasing, less stanky wives.
Apparently the women don't mind showing off their naked bodies as long as their faces are covered up. They'll let their cooches air out for all to see. (Of course, they'd probably get murdered if their hubbies found out what they were doing, but that's another matter altogether.)

Sam also made mention somewhere about how Arab women would cover up their faces when naked while Western women would cover their genitals.

What if you're surrounded?

By feet or Arabs? :D

Men/women sit with their legs tucked in, not with their legs straightened out.
Thats what I meant.

It has something to do with stepping on people, right? Like when Baghdad was taken and they showed the Iraqi guy with his shoe in his hand smacking Saddam's poster?

your special powers is the peak of reasoning like this one :

This was by no means representative of who I was, who I am, or who I will become. - Miss Nevada after exposure
See? Our special powers suck.

You know. About those women in Burkas. I remember watching this thing on HBO a long time ago about "Beneath the Burka" or some such. It was about how the women would get together to clean their twats and practice fellatio on bananas and whatnot so as not to get traded in for newer, more pleasing, less stanky wives.

:rolleyes:

Apparently the women don't mind showing off their naked bodies as long as their faces are covered up. They'll let their cooches air out for all to see. (Of course, they'd probably get murdered if their hubbies found out what they were doing, but that's another matter altogether.)

Its hard to recognise someone just by their bodies, easier by the face, don't you think?

Sam also made mention somewhere about how Arab women would cover up their faces when naked while Western women would cover their genitals.


I think I said it's an East vs West thing. I actually read it in a book on Eastern sexual history, Jewel in the Lotu (http://www.tomfolio.com/bookdetailssu.asp?b=112&m=183)s, though westernization may have made the differences less obvious now.

...practice fellatio on banana...

why any woman should please bananas when they can put them 'down' there ??

It has something to do with stepping on people, right? Like when Baghdad was taken and they showed the Iraqi guy with his shoe in his hand smacking Saddam's poster?

Actually taking off your shoe or slipper to smack someone is a sign of disrespect through out the East. Its equivalent to saying the person is like dust beneath the feet.

:rolleyes:

Hey.
That was exactly what the women said they were doing.
Well, paraphrased.
But that was their fear. That if they didn't get together to clean each other up and work on sex and sexiness and stuff they'd get discarded.

Its hard to recognise someone just by their bodies, easier by the face, don't you think?

Ask Monica Lewinski and the Grand Jury that question...

Showing your shoe? Even sitting with your feet pointed outward towards someone is a sign of poor etiquette and a conservative Arab will get deeply offended. They are very strict about proper etiquette in speech and behaviour.

Of course, I'm speaking of the educated Arabs. Uneducated ones are less particular.
More special powers. The power to recognize and be deeply offended by variations in subtle foot orientations. Amazing.

why any woman should please bananas when they can put them 'down' there ??

Thats how they teach each other fellatio. Younger wives learn from older ones too. A different culture.:)

Of course, I'm speaking of the educated Arabs. Uneducated ones are less particular.

Seems it should be the other way round.

Actually taking off your shoe or slipper to smack someone is a sign of disrespect through out the East. Its equivalent to saying the person is like dust beneath the feet.
What a bunch of backward bufoons. That's how we americans welcome guests to dinner! Arabs are so uncivilized.

Thats how they teach each other fellatio. Younger wives learn from older ones too. A different culture.:)
Perverts.

More special powers. The power to recognize and be deeply offended by variations in subtle foot orientations. Amazing.

Its cultural difference:



Avoid admiring an item to an excess, your host may feel obligated to give it to you. When offered a gift, it is impolite to refuse.

Often shoes are removed before entering a building. Follow the lead of your host.

There are several styles of greetings in use, it is best to wait for your counterpart to initiate the greeting. Men shake hands with other men. Some men will shake hands women, however it is advisable for a businesswoman to wait for a man to offer his hand. A more traditional greeting between men involves grasping each other’s right hand, placing the left hand on the other’s right shoulder and exchanging kisses on each cheek.

The left hand is considered unclean and reserved for hygiene. Gesture and eat with the right hand.

Do not point at another person.

Men walking hand in hand is a sign a friendship.

Do not cross your legs when sitting, showing the bottom of your shoe or foot is offensive.

The "thumbs up" gesture can also be considered offensive by some.

Gifts are not necessary, but appreciated. If you do give a gift, it will be opened in private.

Perverts.

Talk about sex is pretty unrestricted between men, between women (even mothers daughters, grandmothers and granddaughters) and between spouses.

Avoid admiring an item to an excess, your host may feel obligated to give it to you. When offered a gift, it is impolite to refuse.

Well, that seems like an easy solution to the whole middle east crisis then.

"Hey, what a beautiful country you have here. It's really great. Wonderful. Beautiful. Stupendous!!!!"

"The left hand is considered unclean and reserved for hygiene."

Still haven't heard of toilet paper or bidets over there?

Well, that seems like an easy solution to the whole middle east crisis then.

"Hey, what a beautiful country you have here. It's really great. Wonderful. Beautiful. Stupendous!!!!"

I remember once I was passing by the drivers room at work and they were having these gorgeous red dates (fresh) and they were really tasty and different from the ones I had seen before ( its polite to to greet people you pass and if they are eating, they offer you and its impolite to refuse). So I gushed over them (unknowingly) and the next day I had 5 kgs of the stuff delivered to me. Took me ages to get rid of them!

"The left hand is considered unclean and reserved for hygiene."

Still haven't heard of toilet paper or bidets over there?

cleaning with water using left hand and cleaning the left hand with water thoroughly afterwards. no dry cleaning. :D

Talk about sex is pretty unrestricted between men, between women (even mothers daughters, grandmothers and granddaughters) and between spouses.
That's good, right?

Don't you think an overabundance of cultural traditions and taboos might be in some small way responsible for a society being more easily "offended" by just about anyone and make cooperative behavior that much less likely?

"The left hand is considered unclean and reserved for hygiene."

Still haven't heard of toilet paper or bidets over there?

Its the age old battle between East and West: Wash or Wipe?

http://www.desijournal.com/article.asp?articleid=196

That's good, right?

Don't you think an overabundance of cultural traditions and taboos might be in some small way responsible for a society being more easily "offended" by just about anyone and make cooperative behavior that much less likely?

You mean polite behaviour is overrated? Etiquette should be cast to the dogs?

Its pretty much the same in Asia too. *shrugs*

Frankly seeing the way some children behave here I have to say I prefer it.

Plus they do make allowances for the fact that those not from their society are under Jahilliyah (in a state of ignorance).

You mean polite behaviour is overrated? Etiquette should be cast to the dogs?

Its pretty much the same in Asia too.
Could you try to respond with a bit less rhetoric?

cleaning with water using left hand and cleaning the left hand with water thoroughly afterwards. no dry cleaning. :D

Of course, that is under the presumption everyone actually uses their left hands.

Of course, that is under the presumption everyone actually uses their left hands.

for their own sake.

Of course, that is under the presumption everyone actually uses their left hands.

Its standard behaviour. Regardless of handedness everyone eats with the right hand and does "unclean" stuff with the left.:p

Its probably because they eat using fingers that they have these rules in the first place (as we do, in India).

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to say that people, after taking a messy dump, will soap-up their hand, stick it down there and scoop and scrub, then wash the hand of choice afterwords? Do I understand this correctly? Someone pleas tell me I'm wrong.

Could you try to respond with a bit less rhetoric?

The etiquette rules are universal in Arabia, even those who are casual among friends and peers know the rules well enough to follow them with strangers and superiors.

..and does "unclean" stuff with the left.:p

but mouth does unclean stuff ?? Allah !!!

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to say that people, after taking a messy dump, will soap-up their hand, stick it down there and scoop and scrub, then wash the hand of choice afterwords? Do I understand this correctly? Someone pleas tell me I'm wrong.

There you go. No skid marks seen there. Ever.:p

Plus they do make allowances for the fact that those not from their society are under Jahilliyah (World of Ignorance <---loose translation).
How nice. Arrogant SOB's.

but mouth does unclean stuff ?? Allah !!!

Scatophilia is outside the scope of this discussion.

The etiquette rules are universal in Arabia, even those who are casual among friends and peers know the rules well enough to follow them with strangers and superiors.
So you don't think that adding pointless (oops, pun) ways to be offended could lead to more offences?

How nice. Arrogant SOB's.

What? You don't make allowances for tourists?:D

There you go. No skid marks seen there. Ever.:p
Aaarrrggghhhhh!!!!

What? You don't make allowances for tourists?:D
Not with the apparently inbred surity that we "foreigners" are ignorant.

Scatophilia is outside the scope of this discussion.

Allah !!! i was implying fellatio thing..

So you don't think that adding pointless (oops, pun) ways to be offended could lead to more offences?

You mean like showing the middle finger, hitting the crook of your left hand with your right?

Hmm perhaps.

Its standard behaviour. Regardless of handedness everyone eats with the right hand and does "unclean" stuff with the left.

That is the assumption. But, if most people are right handed, they'll do most everything with that hand, including scooping the hoop.

Allah !!! i was implying fellatio thing..

Sex is not dirty in Muslims so fellatio does not count.

You mean like showing the middle finger, hitting the crook of your left hand with your right?

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)

That is the assumption. But, if most people are right handed, they'll do most everything with that hand, including scooping the hoop.

Not if you are trained from birth to use the left hand for "scooping the hoop".

Not with the apparently inbred surity that we "foreigners" are ignorant.

But they still have the advantage of having to excuse your behaviour over theirs.:p

Not if you are trained from birth to use the left hand for "scooping the hoop".

So, there are no left-handed Muslims?

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)

That is gross. :eek:

So, there are no left-handed Muslims?

I'm a left handed Muslim ;)

But I write and eat with the right hand.

Its like shaking hands, even the lefties shake their right hands.

Sex is not dirty in Muslims so fellatio does not count.

..inside burqa???

..inside burqa???

Burqa is about modesty not sex.

That is gross.

Yeah.
Funny though.
And insulting.
Ok. I'll stop.

That is gross.
And only partially accurate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

Teabagging is a term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth of another person. The practice vaguely resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea.

The practice can also extend to placing one's testicles in the eye sockets or nose often as a punishment for drunkeness, especially when unconscious.
See? It's surreal and gross now.

Oh well. Happy chatting. Must go and get drunk.

Triple eek warning:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8985/ownedwaterplayfq8.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

Damn. I have a killer animated gif of a dirty sanchez, but I guess I shouldn't post it... Funny as hell.

Is that a public bidet or what?

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)


hmmm. I always thought Teabaggin' was sticking your balls into anybody's mouth.


the above sounds like a killer pose to do in group photos though :cool:

Scatophilia is outside the scope of this discussion.

Copraphagia is the proper term, I believe.

Copraphagia is the proper term, I believe.

No I used the one I wanted to.

Jabba the Hutt?

No, an alien from even further away:

Tom Cruise.

Copraphagia is the proper term, I believe.

I object. As I imagine RedArmy would be able to tell you, it is entirely possible to love shit without necessarily wanting to consume it orally. For example, one might be able to simply spew it about liberally without any specific direction. Alternatively, one's thesis work might involve it; though I'm hard-pressed to imagine anyone so low, so evil and perverse as to be willing to do that.

I object. As I imagine RedArmy would be able to tell you, it is entirely possible to love shit without necessarily wanting to consume it orally. For example, one might be able to simply spew it about liberally without any specific direction. Alternatively, one's thesis work might involve it; though I'm hard-pressed to imagine anyone so low, so evil and perverse as to be willing to do that.

One frequently remarks on the scatological theories expounded as established fact in academia.

samcdkey must be an alien trying to overtake Earth through spreading a subliminal messages through forums.

draaaaaqqqqqqqqooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn

Liiiiiissssssssteeeeeen toooooooo meeeeeeeeee *samcdkey gestures hypnotically*

What message did you hear?:p

Read
You are
Between
under my
The
Control
Lines

draaaaaqqqqqqqqooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn

Liiiiiissssssssteeeeeen toooooooo meeeeeeeeee *samcdkey gestures hypnotically*

What message did you hear?:p

based on the many repetitions of the same letters perhaps you are decoding this into assembly language of 1's and 0's ....so how many a's there are? 4.....

101111000000001111111111100000000000

hmmm thats the first line...must be some sort of activation code to receive further instructions...

No, an alien from even further away:

Tom Cruise.

:eek:

:eek:

Umm you couldn't tell?:confused:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4928/cruiseuw5.jpg

http://www.wkrn.com/files/images/ap/entertainment/2006/11/people_celeb_ancestry.jpg

Umm you couldn't tell?

The list of movies I consider good is much shorter than most as I prefer quality films. Tom Cruise is not on the list, nor will he ever be. Tom Cruise is not an actor, imho.

Therefore, it's not likely I would recognize him, let alone his eyes.

Interview with the Vampire was ok. But, as I'm sure Sam (being a gay male) would agree, there just weren't enough gay scenes...

Vanilla Sky was so-so. More like it had potential but only grazed it.

I think a couple other films he made are honorable mentions, but nothing golden.

But, it is true that he really doesn't seem to do much acting. He just plays himself.

Therefore, it's not likely I would recognize him, let alone his eyes.

Except.. you did.
Edit: Oh. The link is a full-sized picture. So, you're honestly saying you didn't recognize him without clicking the link?

The list of movies I consider good is much shorter than most as I prefer quality films. Tom Cruise is not on the list, nor will he ever be. Tom Cruise is not an actor, imho.

Therefore, it's not likely I would recognize him, let alone his eyes.

I don't think he's a good actor either, I just chose him because he is a familiar face to most people, for reasons that have nothing to do with his fims or acting.

Interview with the Vampire was ok. But, as I'm sure Sam (being a gay male) would agree, there just weren't enough gay scenes...

Vanilla Sky was so-so. More like it had potential but only grazed it.

I think a couple other films he made are honorable mentions, but nothing golden.

But, it is true that he really doesn't seem to do much acting. He just plays himself.

He's boooring. For good acting I would nominate Depp or Nicholson. Not many contenders, unfortunately.

Norton

Norton

Let me guess, you're 17 or 18 :)

Robert de Niro. Joe Pesci. Kevin Spacey. Robert Carlyle. Gary Oldman. Ray Winstone.

There are millions.

I'd also like to add: Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July (and that film only).

Robert de Niro. Joe Pesci. Kevin Spacey. Robert Carlyle. Gary Oldman. Ray Winstone.

There are millions.

I'd also like to add: Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July (and that film only).

Hmm yes I forgot that movie. Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinnie. Niro is alright but he goes too deep into method acting. Kevin Spacey ok, I'll admit he's good. Rest are so-so.

Anyway, I'm plebian. I watch the most god awful crap where movies are concerned. :D

Anyway, I'm plebian. I watch the most god awful crap where movies are concerned. :D
All women do. And gay men.

Al Pacino; Richard Harris; Christopher Walken; Willem Dafoe; Ben Kingsley; Anthony Hopkins; Nicolas Cage.

There. And I didn't even mention Samuel L. Or any women. Apart from Kate Winslet.

PS So-so? They're frickin' brilliant! By 'so-so', I think you really mean 'I am unfamiliar with their work'. Don't you.

Let me guess, you're 17 or 18 :)

ahhh close.

16 in March.


good guess though.

All women do. And gay men.

Al Pacino; Richard Harris; Christopher Walken; Willem Dafoe; Ben Kingsley; Anthony Hopkins; Nicolas Cage.

There. And I didn't even mention Samuel L. Or any women. Apart from Kate Winslet.


Oh good, at least parts of me are normal!:p

Darn I love Jackson too. And Morgan Freeman. Ewan McGregor.

As for women, Holly Hunt, Joan Cusack (Is everybody gay!!!) Judi Dench, Emma Thompson too (though she is a bit 'horsey')

Kevin Kline is not too bad either. (have you seen A Fish Called Wanda?)

PS So-so? They're frickin' brilliant! By 'so-so', I think you really mean 'I am unfamiliar with their work'. Don't you.

:o Maybe (you're a sharp one laddie)

I think DiCaprio is very underrated in his acting.


Gang's of New york is one of my favorites. And he killed in the aviator too.

"What's Eating Gilbert Grape" was DiCaprio's best performance.

"What's Eating Gilbert Grape" was DiCaprio's best performance.

Nope that was Depp.

I don't think he's a good actor either, I just chose him because he is a familiar face to most people, for reasons that have nothing to do with his fims or acting.

Hmm...then again, I understand he is some kind of gay icon.

Aha! Sam's plot thickens. :bugeye:

"You can fly my tail anytime!"

The only way that line could be more frightening is if it were delivered by a man in a top hat.

Or a man in a scarf...

Nope that was Depp.

leonardo dicaprio played the handicapped kid.

leonardo dicaprio played the handicapped kid.

I meant the good acting.;)

Sam just sent me a private msg suggesting I should be active in a “business forum.” When I logon here, I start at the main page top and work my way down as time permits. A few times I have gotten down as far as the Philosophy sub forum but never before this far down. - I came here today to see if there was a "business" subforum I had been missing and saw this thread's title.

I do not care what SamCDkey's sexual preference is (I thought she was married with kid, but no mater). What is almost sickening is that there are 17 pages of this thread. Have you nothing better to do. - that is sad.:(

PS as I often agree with SamCDkey, I like him/ her or it, as the case may be.

I only see 5 pages. That's because I am special and bothered to change the preferences.

Sam just sent me a private msg suggesting I should be active in a “business forum.” When I logon here, I start at the main page top and work my way down as time permits. A few times I have gotten down as far as the Philosophy sub forum but never before this far down. - I came here today to see if there was a "business" subforum I had been missing and saw this thread's title.

I do not care what SamCDkey's sexual preference is (I thought she was married with kid, but no mater). What is almost sickening is that there are 17 pages of this thread. Have you nothing better to do. - that is sad.:(

PS as I often agree with SamCDkey, I like him/ her or it, as the case may be.

Its a fun thread Billy, meant to be taken lightly. Very little of it actually deals with my sexual preferences.:p

Its a fun thread Billy, meant to be taken lightly. Very little of it actually deals with my sexual preferences.:p

So... you're not a gay male? Jeeze! The nerve of the original poster!

Or a man in a scarf...

Especially if he had frizzy hair and big teeth, quite.

Sam just sent me a private msg suggesting I should be active in a “business forum.” When I logon here, I start at the main page top and work my way down as time permits. A few times I have gotten down as far as the Philosophy sub forum but never before this far down. - I came here today to see if there was a "business" subforum I had been missing and saw this thread's title.

I do not care what SamCDkey's sexual preference is (I thought she was married with kid, but no mater). What is almost sickening is that there are 17 pages of this thread. Have you nothing better to do. - that is sad.:(

I think Billy T is a gay male.

ahhh close.

17 in March.


good guess though.

not much to guess about when you got ur pics posted and anyone with half an eye can see how old everyone is.

not much to guess about when you got ur pics posted and anyone with half an eye can see how old everyone is.

Is your picture there too?

Which picture thread has redefine's pic?

Picture thread IV

not much to guess about when you got ur pics posted and anyone with half an eye can see how old everyone is.

no I have had people say I look 19 and I am right in front of them


I suppose perception isn't at a premium.

As for women, Holly Hunt, Joan Cusack (Is everybody gay!!!) Judi Dench, Emma Thompson too (though she is a bit 'horsey')

They're all ugly.
So you must either be a woman... or a gay male.

They're all ugly.
So you must either be a woman... or a gay male.

or a straight male Posing as a gay male or as a female.

or a straight male Posing as a gay male or as a female.

Shit dude, you just made this exceedingly tricky.

Oh my fuck. I'd forgotten this thread. I was surfing that abomination - the Encyclopedia and checked out Sam's page and there it was: "SamCDKey is a Gay Male". Ahh, days gone by. Excellent thread.

trannysformed you, eh? The Prince was really something :)

wtf hell?

wtf hell?

SAM is a guy. Pay attention.

A gay guy. Important distinction. Although I have no idea why.

I guess the picture says it all!!!.hehe

ah, o ocio

de que outra forma explicar uma porcaria de topico desses alcancando dez paginas...
que lixo

pardon?

ah, the free time

that explains yet another ten page thread of bullshit..
what trash

:D

Now for some baseless comments founded upon a hunch in the current marriage thread:

SamCDKey claims to be a woman.
SamCDKey implies she finds men attractive.
SamCDKey says she does not want to be married.
But all women want to be married.
Ergo, SamCDKey is lying and is not a woman.

Also, let us consider the fact that she is a medical researcher. A woman, knowing medical science? PSSH! She's also a Moslem and likes Islam. Clearly, this cannot be true, for we all know women are horrifically treated under Islam (re: Taliban, Saudi Arabia, et cetera!).

It really has been quite obvious all along, hasn't it?

Great news!

I like her more already! :D:D:D

Oh yeah...and Prince James has sex with cucumbers!

Oh yeah...and Prince James has sex with cucumbers!

or cucumbers have Prince James have sex

or cucumbers have Prince James have sex

Your right! They force him to it...hes helplessly seduced by their shape, which he finds irresistibly erotic!

Your right! They force him to it...hes helplessly seduced by their shape, which he finds irresistibly erotic!

I disagree.

Hey don't make fun of the Prince, he was a nice guy; we had some good discussions.

OK...sorry Prince...you don't have sex with cucumbers, not anymore that is!

he was...he is gone...he is no more...heavens' sent angel from heavens forsaken, Earth broken spirit...James is never to come back to this world, lets us pray in silence to honor the past in us all of him bound

ah, the free time

that explains yet another ten page thread of bullshit..
what trash

:D

that was pretty good!

he was...he is gone...he is no more...heavens' sent angel from heavens forsaken, Earth broken spirit...James is never to come back to this world, lets us pray in silence to honor the past in us all of him bound

Sometimes your just a little too poetic!

that was pretty good!

lol I did my very best.. :p