SAM says...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Mr. Hamtastic, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    that Soylent Green is not only good for you but recommended by the Qu'ran!
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Uh oh..

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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Lemme help!

    *goes on killing spree, comes back dragging the dead bodies of Baron Max, Draqon, and other assorted wankshafts*

    Here we go!
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I like people, especially with a dash of hot sauce. :bugeye:
     
  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    *cuts up draqon and serves him up with lots of hot sauce*

    Damn you for mentioning hot sauce! I'm hungry

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  9. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    We need no hot sauce! Find me an englishman with a recipe for "Blood Pudding" and we'll have some dip!

    Besides, aren't they supposed to be GROUND and not just chopped?
     
  10. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    SAM says that Q and Pronatalist get together on Tuesdays for casual sex. They both have their reasons I guess...
     
  11. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Ok Ham *grinds Draq up with some blood pudding*

    My mum says hello, by the way?
     
  12. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Hi VI's Mom! Did she ever reconsider letting me be her male toy/bitch?
     
  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Mum says:

    'It's a possibility, Arthur, but i can't find one over here no matter how hard I try'
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You eat people ? :bugeye:
     
  15. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Silly..don't you know..all Muslims eat people...especially babies.

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  16. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    What's wrong with eating people Enmos? Great way to reduce the population.

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  17. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    VI-Tell mom I just need busfare!

    Enmos-Don't you?
     
  18. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Can you sign in to Yahoo, my mum wants to spend a few minutes flirting with you before she starts work

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  19. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Awww... I wish. She should just buy me a ticket and send it to me. I'll begin the tongue exercises now.

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  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Meh.. I think it must be an Asian thing though.

    Not really, the ones that eat people will still breed.

    Nah.. I'm not much of a meat-eater

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  21. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Mac- That's misleading. All of the abrahamic religions eat children. Be accurate.

    Enmos- We will have to get you some Vegan Soylent Green. (Now made from dry bones and hair! Yay!)
     
  22. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I recommend Busha Browne

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  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    How do you select your humans ?
     

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