Do you think spuriousmonkey will ever overtake SAM again in post quantity?



Or is it enough if spuriousmonkey writes more on the interesting scientific topic of semen to have a place on sciforums?

Your quality is appreciated more than my quantity.

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.

Your quality is appreciated more than my quantity.

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.

what if you only sail on fresh water?

then its the motion of the freshwater *duh*

All our post quantities are irrelevant, we are all the same behind the numbers that upscale our bravado to illusionary heights from which our angelic selfs shall perish before the sun's damaging rays of higher moderators.

what if there is no wind. Not a ripple on the lake? You hang your bottom over the side and fart, but even that isn't powerful enough to set the lake in motion!

What then?

what if there is no wind. Not a ripple on the lake? You hang your bottom over the side and fart, but even that isn't powerful enough to set the lake in motion!

What then?

than let the soul dance with the power of the consciousness mind.

than let the soul dance with the power of the consciousness mind.

well, we all know I am a spambot and am not conscious. Hence there is no power for my soul dance.

well, we all know I am a spambot and am not conscious. Hence there is no power for my soul dance.

spambots do not retire. Spambots perish! :cool:

Do you think spuriousmonkey will ever overtake SAM again in post quantity?



Or is it enough if spuriousmonkey writes more on the interesting scientific topic of semen to have a place on sciforums?

Spurious Monkey > Sam

i'm greater than SAM?

Spuriousmonkey = Sam = us in this universe .

spurious monkey = draqon = banned

spurious monkey = draqon = banned

oh oh oh h.....remember the avatar...I saved it for you spuriousmonkey...out of goodness of my heart. :rolleyes:

:-)

Spurious><Curious(bananna tree)

what if there is no wind. Not a ripple on the lake? You hang your bottom over the side and fart, but even that isn't powerful enough to set the lake in motion!

What then?

I see what you mean. Hmm, considering that you are a scientist, you use a motorboat and create your own motion.

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.But in your case, it's in the motion of the boat. LOL =|:-)>

I think spunkmonkey spends too much time in the cesspool.

I think spunkmonkey spends too much time in the cesspool.

i think you accidentally misspelled my name. Be careful. The vengeful admin is on spunk control.

I don't know, Spurious doesn't get attacked as often as Sam, so probably not.

I don't know, Spurious doesn't get attacked as often as Sam, so probably not.

That's only because I haven't been pointing out the truth on the USA and Australia lately.

And I can't because James R infracts me every time I say some fact about americans or australians.

spuriousmonkey:

If you continue to lie and troll, you will quickly find yourself banned.

Note: currently, you have 15 infraction points. 20 points will result in an introductory ban of 3 days.

spuriousmonkey:

If you continue to lie and troll, you will quickly find yourself banned.

Note: currently, you have 15 infraction points. 20 points will result in an introductory ban of 3 days.

threatening members again?

How lovely you are.

All infractions points come from you. What a coincidence.

threatening members again?

How lovely you are.

All infractions points come from you. What a coincidence.

spuriousmonkey I advise you to keep on topic. This thread is about SAM, her boobs, and her Indian NJ style.

spuriousmonkey I advise you to keep on topic. This thread is about SAM, her boobs, and her Indian NJ style.

SAM is HOT!

Don't know what I would do if I had to choose between christian sandy and muslim SAM. I'm a devout christian myself, but SAM is HOT!

SAM is HOT!

Don't know what I would do if I had to choose between christian sandy and muslim SAM. I'm a devout christian myself, but SAM is HOT!

people who lie are not hot to me. She lied that she was in India all this time and now she exposed herself to be in NJ.

That's only because I haven't been pointing out the truth on the USA and Australia lately.

And I can't because James R infracts me every time I say some fact about americans or australians.

The truth ? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.. :D Sam says nasty things about the US but backs it up with evidence.,

I thought she said she was from India.

I thought she said she was from India.

and than she posted those pictures with NJ ducks and trees in NJ. She removed the pic...but many saw it.

From India. Not in India.

From India. Not in India.

riiight.

Anyway I thought you said you were From Russia. Then what are you doung in US? Liar!!!!

Anyway I thought you said you were From Russia. Then what are you doung in US? Liar!!!!

well I...no...emmm...trolling! this thread is about SAM not me :D

The truth ? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.. :D Sam says nasty things about the US but backs it up with evidence.,

I don't need any evidence to know that I am right.

I don't need any evidence to know that I am right.

That, spurious.. Is why she will have a higher post count than you.

That, spurious.. Is why she will have a higher post count than you.

What if a great tragedy occurs tomorrow. She is flying to Miami and foreign insurgents have infiltrated the airplane and high jack it with the object of crashlanding it into Disney world. And she selfishly takes on the high jackers, saves Disney world and the rest of the passengers but loses her life herself in an act of martyrship.

Let's assume I can dodge the harassment tactics of James R for a few more months.

Then theoretically I could still procure a higher post count and restore normal order.

Good God what a horrible thought. Mickey Mouse is my idol.

What if a great tragedy occurs tomorrow. She is flying to Miami and foreign insurgents have infiltrated the airplane and high jack it with the object of crashlanding it into Disney world. And she selfishly takes on the high jackers, saves Disney world and the rest of the passengers but loses her life herself in an act of martyrship.

Let's assume I can dodge the harassment tactics of James R for a few more months.

Then theoretically I could still procure a higher post count and restore normal order.

Yea..you could..unless of course she gives her account to someone and then they keep posting.. I'm sure some of the admins could..

Good God what a horrible thought. Mickey Mouse is my idol.

Pluto (not the planet) is more moral than Mickey I think. But the point is that SAM saves Pluto AND Mickey Mouse!

Yea..you could..unless of course she gives her account to someone and then they keep posting.. I'm sure some of the admins could..

That's against the rules.

I mean, I gave my account to my 7 year old nephew but that was before there were any rules.

So that explains why you briefly made sense 3 years ago one October.

So that explains why you briefly made sense 3 years ago one October.

yes. http://sciforums.com/avatars/avatar7353_94.gif

That's against the rules.

I mean, I gave my account to my 7 year old nephew but that was before there were any rules.

Rules can be circumvented.

Rules can be circumvented.

sure thing. And if that doesn't work, there are always proxy servers.

threatening members again?

Informing you, in case you have doubts.

How lovely you are.

Why, thankyou, my dear.

All infractions points come from you. What a coincidence.

A half-truth. Your current live infraction points happen to come from me, but I am not the only one who has issued you with infraction points, as you are well aware. Not that it matters.

Guys this thread is about me! Get back on topic asap

Guys this thread is about me! Get back on topic asap

You are a sexy beast!!! yeah baby!

You are a sexy beast!!! yeah baby!

Honestly - Who throws a shoe? :rofl:

I have looked at spuriousmonkey's profile but cannot see any active infractions.

However, I can see that he makes a paltry 12.90 posts a day, compared to sam's incredible 42.90.

So the answer to spuriousmonkey's opening question is glaringly obvious.

Honestly - Who throws a shoe? :rofl:

I usually hand shoes, not throw them. My aim isn't that good and getting a shoe in your face or private parts can elicit a pain response.

I have looked at spuriousmonkey's profile but cannot see any active infractions.

However, I can see that he makes a paltry 12.90 posts a day, compared to sam's incredible 42.90.

So the answer to spuriousmonkey's opening question is glaringly obvious.

Merge the World Events... 10-22-07 10:21 AM 11-01-0709:21 AM 2 Inappropriate Language James R

Blacks Less Intelligent... 10-20-07 06:54 PM 10-30-0705:54 PM 0 Flaming S.A.M. (bless you my child)

My global warming... 10-20-07 11:28 AM 10-30-07 10:28 AM 5 Insulted Other Member(s) James R

How many infractions... 10-19-07 11:22 AM 10-29-0710:22 AM 3 Trolling / Meaningless Post Content James R

How many infractions... 10-19-07 11:21 AM 10-29-0710:21 AM 5 Insulted Other Member(s) James R

Ah right. Thankyou for this most enlightening of posts and may James R view it with great mercy, in a spirit of honesty and openness, my infraction-bedevilled son.

Interestingly the only real insult was the one where SAM gave me an infraction. And that was a warning.

she is sweet like a sugar coated kitten.

mmm..makes me hungry.

Do you think spuriousmonkey will ever overtake SAM again in post quantity?

Or is it enough if spuriousmonkey writes more on the interesting scientific topic of semen to have a place on sciforums?

Not sure about the 1st question, but if SAM started writing about eggs as much as you write about semen you would have a hard time overtaking her.

Not sure about the 1st question, but if SAM started writing about eggs as much as you write about semen you would have a hard time overtaking her.

Yes, he does seem somewhat obsessed with spreading semen... but he always was a one man show. :D

Some people don't need viagra to put on a show; nor do they need other men! :D

Yes, he does seem somewhat obsessed with spreading semem... but he always was a one man show. :D

what's semem?

what's semem?

That's like Photizo speak..."Things are noteth whateth they semem."