Welcome, pull up a chair and join me why don’t you?
I would engage you in conversation if you are inclined.
I don’t wish to step up onto my soap box,
it’s taken a bashing lately,
however, I would like to know, have you eaten aardvark? or zebra? If so, what was it like?

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Step onto the soapbox or do one. No-one's here to chat.

Only kidding.

Welcome to Sciforums.

I have neither tried the Aardvark nor the Zebra, but I have eaten Alphabet soup.

I haven't tried aardvark or zebra, sadly. I'd like to try zebra, though.

A zebra steak sounds like it would be a treat.

Yes but was the soup curried?
As you probably noticed, I'm new around here. What should I expect?:eek:

A zebra steak sounds like it would be a treat.

About as much of a treat as horse meat. No, thank you.
Aardvark, on the other hand...
Mmmmm, it probably tastes like a big bug.

Did you know that lobster is more of a bug than an animal.
Someone who is a vegetarian, but has no problems stepping on cockroaches, can eat lobster with a clear conscience.

As you probably noticed, I'm new around here. What should I expect?:eek:

Lots of battered soapboxes.

About as much of a treat as horse meat. No, thank you.
Aardvark, on the other hand...
Mmmmm, it probably tastes like a big bug.

Did you know that lobster is more of a bug than an animal.
Someone who is a vegetarian, but has no problems stepping on cockroaches, can eat lobster with a clear conscience.


I was told that some of my meals in German restaurants contained horsemeat but I never noticed. If lobster is a bug I might consider becoming a Buggitarian (Should that be bugger?) surely not:o

It would be insectivore, but I like buggitarian better.
I personally would like to be a fruitarian, but I just have far too much of a passion for pork products to do that.

What should I expect?:eek:
Lots of sockpuppets.

Have you noticed how many words have lots of different meanings. I've been looking up loads lately. I think that the English Language was specially invented for politicians and comedians. I'm not sure that they actually qualify as seperate groups.:D

It's a subtle difference.
Comedians get laughs when they intend to be funny.

Have you noticed how many words have lots of different meanings. I've been looking up loads lately. I think that the English Language was specially invented for politicians and comedians. I'm not sure that they actually qualify as seperate groups.:D

english language wasnt invented for anyone in particular. People find it most easily understandable international language and thus it is being used. I for one hand would have loved to speak in assembly language! just imagine speaking in 0's and 1's...frequency variations.

english language wasnt invented for anyone in particular. People find it most easily understandable international language and thus it is being used. I for one hand would have loved to speak in assembly language! just imagine speaking in 0's and 1's...frequency variations.

As a monoglot (a person who only speaks one language) I am interested in your observation that 'people', by whom I presume you mean non-English speaking people, find English easily unerstandable. I always thought that they found it extremely difficult to learn.

:D :D :D

As a monoglot (a person who only speaks one language) I am interested in your observation that 'people', by whom I presume you mean non-English speaking people, find English easily unerstandable. I always thought that they found it extremely difficult to learn.

:D :D :D

well i dont know other folks round the globe...but after russian, english is light cream pie.

I'm trying to brush up on my Ruuski to impress the Babushka (ok, well she's about 18/19 :D) at uni.

How do you say "nice ass" in Russian?

I'm trying to brush up on my Ruuski to impress the Babushka (ok, well she's about 18/19 :D) at uni.

How do you say "nice ass" in Russian?

"horoshaya popka" :) good luck.

well i dont know other folks round the globe...but after russian, english is light cream pie.
OK! So what would you say makes Russian more difficult?

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I want to sit at the end of the round table.

I want to sit at the end of the round table.

Which end? Make yourself at home. Coffee may be served later but Mormons must provide their own.:D

Which end? Make yourself at home. Coffee may be served later but Mormons must provide their own.:D

I want to sit at the far end of the round table. It makes me feel special.

And, I would rather have cappuccino. French Vanilla, to be exact. I once had it Butterfinger flavor before my computer science class... it tastes great.

I want to sit at the far end of the round table. It makes me feel special.

And, I would rather have cappuccino. French Vanilla, to be exact. I once had it Butterfinger flavor before my computer science class... it tastes great.

Butterfinger? what's that? like kicking butter off yer finger? haven't had that since I was little. Prefer instant or perc. myself.:cool:

http://www.planet-wissen.de/pics/IEPics/intro_genfood_butterf_g.jpg

Careful, this round table has sharp corners.