View Full Version : Real Ultimate Power... In The Courtroom!


goofyfish
06-19-03, 08:18 AM
Who could NOT love the Official Ninja Webpage (http://realultimatepower.net/)? Single mother of three Margerie Evans (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/) doesn't, and she's taken 10-year old Robert Hamburger (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja.htm) to court over it... fortunately, she lost (http://home.1asphost.com/msnbcnews/ninja2.htm), and Robert dropped a mookie stick before bailing the courtroom.

:m: Peace.

siledre
06-19-03, 08:43 AM
ROFL, now thats a happy ending if ever there was one.

Xenu
06-19-03, 10:24 AM
The official ninja webpage is awesome, and what I mean by awesome is totally sweet!!!!! :p

The whole court battle is a fake. If you look at the web address of the articles you posted, they really aren't on msnbc.com but another server with a page to make it look like msnbc.com. Try clicking on some of the links... There are a number of other fake articles that have done the same trick.

A clever ruse by Robert Hamburger himself!!!! It's kind of scary though, I wonder what other fake garbage is out there on the internet.

Thor
06-19-03, 10:27 AM
Hasn't that ninja site been talked about before here? I recognise it...

Anyway, that was interesting reading...okay, I only read half :(

Edit: Okay, I read it and Ms. Evans is one of those wet blankets, like the people who tried to change the Lord of the Rings title, the Twin Towers. They should really shut up. It's almost embarrasing to be a member of the same species as them...but those stories are very funny, you go guy!

goofyfish
06-19-03, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Xenu
The whole court battle is a fake. If you look at the web address of the articles you posted, they really aren't on msnbc.com but another server... You GOT it! That's why it's here and not EM&J. ;)

:m: Peace.

siledre
06-19-03, 02:44 PM
The only other web page I found that funny was the Ultimate bad candy (http://www.bad-candy.com/old/bc3/) web site.

Fafnir665
06-19-03, 03:00 PM
To the plaintiff's surprise, after hearing the judge's decision Hamburger approached Ms. Evans and her lawyer, giving each a hug. Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.

That made me smile.