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Zero
10-03-02, 04:41 PM
This is a form of pic thread that is very popular with many other forums and I wish to try it out. If you don't like it, then PM me and I will try to explain. As for the admins here, please give this a shot. It is nice.

Alright everyone, what we want here are pictures of hot, hot, hot girls. And not them in elegant formals, I mean some pleasant pictures that are good to look at. The kind you drool over.

Guidelines for contributing pics:
1. No nastiness or complete nudity. The woman in the picture must have at least her genitals covered. If she is completely naked with genitals exposed or if the picture is hardcore porn, that breaches the fine line of decency and is inappropriate.

2. Absolutely no perversion or pedophilia. Child porn is a bane of all truly enjoyable porn, and all connisseurs agree it is a thing that must be stamped out and eliminated.

3. No sadism or rape. No pictures of women getting beaten or raped is acceptable.

4 Post all pics with IMG code, if you can. And note, there is a limit to how many pics you can include in one post, so keep that in mind. If you will, send the img urls to me via PM ("http...jpg" format, you get the idea) and I will post them for you if you don't feel like posting them all yourself or if you want to contribute but are too embarrassed to post it openly. No sweat, I will post them for you and take the blame if someone takes offense.

So enjoy, then, and contribute please. Make sure the women in your pics are very hot.

http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/ralph/images/babespoll/48/wallpaper_1024x768_model1.jpg
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/ralph/images/babespoll/48/wallpaper_1024x768_model2.jpg
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/ralph/images/babespoll/49/wallpaper_1024x768_V1.jpg
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/ralph/images/babespoll/49/wallpaper_1024x768_V3.jpg

Thor
10-03-02, 04:43 PM
Make sure the women in your pics are very hot.

Why, you didn't :p

Zero
10-03-02, 04:50 PM
Contribute, contribute. And wha??? Hey they are hot. They're sort of like 'starters' to get people to contribute.

note, if you have pics but feel squeamish about posting them give the jpg URLs to me and I will post them for you. Anonymity will be respected and I will shoulder all the blame. So CONTRIBUTE

Xev
10-03-02, 11:36 PM
1. No nastiness or complete nudity. The woman in the picture must have at least her genitals covered. If she is completely naked with genitals exposed or if the picture is hardcore porn, that breaches the fine line of decency and is inappropriate.

2. Absolutely no perversion or pedophilia. Child porn is a bane of all truly enjoyable porn, and all connisseurs agree it is a thing that must be stamped out and eliminated.

3. No sadism or rape. No pictures of women getting beaten or raped is acceptable.

Goddamnit Zero, you just wiped out anything I could have contributed.

Zero
10-04-02, 09:28 AM
hey...there's plenty out there, waiting to be found. Okay, genitals half covered. Satisfied? Maybe even a pic of you, if you have one.

Halo
10-06-02, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Xev
Goddamnit Zero, you just wiped out anything I could have contributed.

LOL!! Hehe me too. ;)

I think this will be a great thread. I've always loved pics of girls that when I look at them I instantly fall in love. Sexy yet wholesome. As opposed to seeing a pic and just wanting to do her :p (not that THAT would be bad either hehe).

Xev
10-06-02, 01:50 PM
hey...there's plenty out there, waiting to be found. Okay, genitals half covered. Satisfied? Maybe even a pic of you, if you have one.

None worth collecting. And I think you just automatically excluded anything ever produced by the island of Japan, you bigot! :p

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 02:39 PM
None worth collecting. And I think you just automatically excluded anything ever produced by the island of Japan, you bigot

You mean that I cant post golden showers or brown baths?!:(

Just kidding that stuff is nasty!:cool:

http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg04.jpg

Im only posting one, I dont want to be deemed as a freak.:D

There all on http://www.freebikinispics.com

Xev
10-06-02, 02:56 PM
You mean that I cant post golden showers or brown baths?!

Or schoolgirl rape, or tentacle sex, or women with huge-ass eyes being humiliated....just because Zero's a bigot. :p

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 03:42 PM
I think this speaks for itself:

*EDIT* Who the frell keeps changing the pics?!

Xev
10-06-02, 03:52 PM
Eewwwwwww!

*Edit*

Hey Zero, what abou lesbian rape scenes? (http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/amy/lionrape.gif) :D

*Edit again*

Hey Zero, you didn't exclude bestiality (http://www.somethingawful.com/hentai/marble/what.gif)

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 05:18 PM
Xev you know about somethingawful.com to? I love that site!:D

Xev
10-06-02, 05:31 PM
I totally adore that site! 'Tis great!

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 05:37 PM
Ive been going to it for a year now. Emily is my favorite writer on there. She has such good points about 9-11.

Now before this starts turning into all talk and no pics, heres another:

http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg16.jpg

Xev
10-06-02, 05:50 PM
Gah! Y'all bore me to tears with your non-perverse pics. I'm going to go to sleep after this contribution:

http://www.aktv.lt/~skrusna/kultas/manga/cthulhu.jpg

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 05:53 PM
Hey can we show boobs and stuff if there still in the bathing suit? I mean I got this pic where this girl is in a clear bikini. Is it okay to post that?

Xev
10-06-02, 06:03 PM
Ah, this (http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/jun1f/contents/d-queen.jpg) is a little better.

NightFall
10-06-02, 06:49 PM
uhgggghhhhhhh.. counselor coffee!! that ws not nice.. i was TRYING to eat!!!!

Thor
10-06-02, 06:51 PM
CHILDREN ARE ABOUT PEOPLE :eek:

I'm only old enough to buy Soft Porn, not yet at the hardcore stage, so I chose to ignore Coffee Gods one as I, like Nightfall, was eating

Halo
10-06-02, 06:53 PM
It took me all of 3 minutes to figure out what the hell that thing was. :eek: .....I....I....I'm scared...

Thor
10-06-02, 06:58 PM
It took me all of 3 minutes to figure out what the hell that thing was. .....I....I....I'm scared...

ROFL

I don't even want to ask this question, but....erm, here goes

Counsler, why the hell do you have that picture?

NightFall
10-06-02, 07:02 PM
i am not a fan of soft porn. nor am i any fan of male genetalia. if that gives me nightmares, i... um... ill be here... dammit...

Xev
10-06-02, 07:06 PM
You spent three minutes staring at it, Halo?

I haven't the first clue what it is. Don't spoil my innocence.

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 08:01 PM
Counsler, why the hell do you have that picture?

I saw it on a website last week! Xev was talking about japanese tentacle sex and it just reminded me of something that I saw on http://www.somethingawful.com

Sorry if I scared you:cool:

Thor
10-06-02, 08:02 PM
Not scared. Terrified more like :(

CounslerCoffee
10-06-02, 08:16 PM
I know its scarey...... heres another one:

*EDIT* Whoever changed this I will find out.....

Im a horrible person....and im going to hell.:(

Zero
10-07-02, 09:29 AM
That last one sucked. Please keep it to the truly hot chicks, and pics with their faces showing (otherwise you can't find out if they're hot or not).

Other than that, I think this chickpix thread is going somehwere.

Continue to contribute to these Sacred Texts full of chick pics!!
*rubs sleepy eyes and clicks furiously on Maxim and Fredericks*

Halo
10-07-02, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Xev
You spent three minutes staring at it, Halo?

I haven't the first clue what it is. Don't spoil my innocence.

Well, maybe not a full 3 minutes but it did take me a while to figure out what it was. I thought it was a rasperry of some sort with a rich sweet glaze over it. I actually thought it was a dessert of some sort :eek: But upon further inspection and the roar of ewwww's and eeek's it dawned on me....and then I was sad :( No dessert for me.

Xev, I shan't spoil your innocence.

Bowser
10-07-02, 10:25 AM
Enough with that nasty image, CounslerCoffee! This is the second thread and the third time I've seen it. I think you're a bit obsessed. :D

CounslerCoffee
10-07-02, 11:08 AM
This is a evil trick! I did not post that image! The image that I posted was deferent. Somebody has changed it on me!

Bowser
10-07-02, 12:50 PM
Someone is guarding the backdoor to there images, replacing those that you call from exosci with something gross. That seems to be the new game these days.

Zero
10-07-02, 12:53 PM
Just PM me those image URLS and I will post them for you, taking all the blame or anguish. All you have to do is send them to me and enjoy the chicks.

Anonymity will be preserved unless you desire something else.

Zero
10-07-02, 12:57 PM
Or we can make an ezboard community.

CounslerCoffee
10-07-02, 07:16 PM
Zero....ezboard communities are just as bad as that cheese in a can.

Xev
10-07-02, 07:33 PM
Now now, we're adults here, we can find our own wank material, eh? :p

CounslerCoffee
10-07-02, 09:20 PM
I know some great sites if you want them Xev!? here il list a few.

*EDIT*

NightFall
10-07-02, 09:39 PM
counselor coffee:
perhaps you should change your title from psychopathic dork to just plain *edit*. lol

lixluke
10-07-02, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Counsler, why the hell do you have that picture?

I saw it on a website last week! Xev was talking about japanese tentacle sex and it just reminded me of something that I saw on http://www.somethingawful.com

Sorry if I scared you:cool:
wers the tentacle sex
i dont c anything!!

CounslerCoffee
10-07-02, 09:48 PM
Now why would I change my title from psychopathic dork to *EDIT*?

*EDIT*

*EDIT*

Cool skill its something that you dont want to see *EDIT*

Its all eww and *EDIT*

lixluke
10-07-02, 09:51 PM
u mean i hav selectiv vision?

Zero
10-08-02, 06:54 AM
sure we can find our own material but since we are adults here we can also enjoy some chickpix conveniently located in one thread.

And who keeps *EDIT*ing these posts? It's starting to get on my nerves...perhaps its the admin or it's some malicious hacker with the key to the back door, if it's the latter Dave should be imediately informed. So stop it whoever you are. If you're an admin, then you have nothing to hide by putting some admin post here. If you are the hacker, then you face the risk of Dave's Wrath. Muhahahaaah!!! *leans back, smugly satisfied with his own genius*

I should be a lawyer...

Zero
10-09-02, 10:40 AM
BUMP

hey some people contribute!! Or send URLs to me if you don't wanna bother posting IMGs.

CounslerCoffee
10-09-02, 01:26 PM
Heres a site for christs sakes

http://www.freebikinispics.com

heres another

http://www.nngalleries.com

LEAVE ME ALONE

HERES *EDIT*

Xev
10-09-02, 01:40 PM
*Edit*

Zero
10-10-02, 03:58 PM
Xev? Did you post *EDIT* on purpose or is it that stupid idiot who's hacking Sciforums?

CounslerCoffee
10-10-02, 09:47 PM
*EDIT*

Zero
10-14-02, 09:21 AM
I am telling you Mr Hacker that if you are admin just tell me if this thread goes against sciforums policay and I will stop posting in here.

Since you haven't told me anything I will assume that someone is hacking sciforums and therefore notify Porfiry.

Zero
10-17-02, 06:25 PM
Alright we need some pics in here. Please? Pretty please? Let's get this off the ground!!

Avatar
10-17-02, 06:28 PM
http://sanctuary.yo.lv/Fantasy1.jpg

we look in the reflection of our tears
and sing one last time
before we collapse of sorrow
when all we have
is memories of what was planned
for tomorrow

Zero
10-17-02, 06:28 PM
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/jun1f/contents/d-queen.jpg

Avatar
10-17-02, 06:47 PM
http://sanctuary.yo.lv/Fantasy7.jpg

Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria

Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria

And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun

(Nirvana - Come As You Are)

Xev
10-18-02, 02:15 AM
*Edit* (http://www.optidigit.com/stevens/crawling3.jpg)

*edit* (http://www.liquidwerx.com/look.htm)

Hey Zero, mind the bandwith theft, dude. Post links.

*Wanders off to find more erotica*

wet1
10-18-02, 02:50 AM
Zero,

Their pulling your leg. No one that I know of is editing any posts within this thread yet.

Xev
10-18-02, 04:09 AM
Ain't pulling Zero's leg, even if the thread is about accouterments to pulling one's *edit*

Avatar
10-18-02, 10:57 AM
you are a couple of --edit--edit--edit--

these pics are being loaded through other servers not Sciforums server:bugeye:
check the links to what they lead.
When my are being loaded they load from my server, not sciforums.

Avatar
10-18-02, 02:33 PM
http://w1.961.telia.com/%7Eu96102846/thedarkone/e-zendra.jpg

edit to add->

http://w1.961.telia.com/~u96102093/thedarkone/images/3-the_wait.jpg

Zero
10-18-02, 03:42 PM
Links are boring. Now for something meaty...

*EDIT*ed dead links

http://www.desktopgirls.com/photos/Sarah_Michelle_Gellar_2602105419PM129.jpg

Zero
10-18-02, 04:07 PM
http://www.desktopgirls.com/photos/Adele_Silva_2130294225PM926.jpg
http://www.desktopsluts.com/Images/VeronikaZemanova.jpg
http://www.desktopgirls.com/photos/Brooke_Burke_12601103341PM12.jpg

Zero
10-18-02, 04:09 PM
Now THAT is a halfway decent prelude to a chickpic thread.

*stands around holding out a plate, begging for more pix*

Now...for some more meat...please contribute all and thanks for the pix you've already posted.

Avatar
10-18-02, 06:10 PM
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg41.jpg

Avatar
10-18-02, 06:18 PM
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg10.jpg

Zero
10-21-02, 10:38 AM
*BUMP*

Want more want more...everyone please contribute...

Zero
10-24-02, 04:13 PM
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg04.jpg[/IMG]



Let's have more here, eh?

Zero
10-29-02, 02:54 PM
Ok...we need pics...

Zero
10-29-02, 06:40 PM
<IMG>http://www.i-collect.com/supercelebs/Cameron-Diaz%20-72%20.jpg</IMG>
Oh well the URL works anyway even if the pic doesn't load.

Zero
10-29-02, 06:47 PM
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bwg33.jpg

Zero
10-29-02, 06:51 PM
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bww8.jpg
http://www.freebikinispics.com/gal/www-freebikinispics-com-bww5.jpg

Zero
10-29-02, 06:52 PM
hmm cool resolution.

All of you, please contribute!

Phrenetic
10-30-02, 01:09 AM
great thread. i can add a lot if you want me to

ps. do any of you scifora girls look like these chicas? :cool:

Xev
10-30-02, 01:31 AM
http://perlmeister.com/rundbrief.archiv/20010310/images/kleenex.jpg

Zero
10-30-02, 04:36 PM
ha ha right Xev

nobluo
10-30-02, 05:31 PM
my $.02 for now

Zero
10-31-02, 06:00 PM
keep it comin'!!

Zero
11-01-02, 04:09 PM
Hey Phren, do you have some pics? Add some here...

Zero
11-03-02, 11:21 AM
BUMP

Cmon let's have pics here...anyone? please? *on knees groveling*

Avatar
11-03-02, 11:30 AM
http://w1.961.telia.com/~u96102846/thedarkone/e-dragon.jpg

Zero
11-12-02, 04:05 PM
here we go...resurrection of an old thread...

http://www.picturejudge.com/memberpics/cubby/images/thumbnails/thn-brunet98.jpg

http://www.picturejudge.com/top10/enlargepic/index.cfm?id=155281

http://www.picturejudge.com/top10/enlargepic/index.cfm?id=155156

http://www.picturejudge.com/top10/enlargepic/index.cfm?id=154920

http://www.picturejudge.com/top10/enlargepic/index.cfm?id=152209

p_ete2001
11-12-02, 04:14 PM
no kelly brook!!!!!!!!!! :confused: thats got to be bad. She is fucking gorgeous

wet1
11-12-02, 04:24 PM
As I said, "bring them to the top and we will close them". Thank you.