Rap Battles

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by ChildOfTheMind, May 28, 2003.

  1. ChildOfTheMind So dark the con of man Registered Senior Member

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    Here you have rap battles, with each other, the winner is the person who can hurt the other peoples self-esteem the most... the winner gets a lolli-pop... good luck
     
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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    yo yo yo yo yo...iight..yo yo yo...feel it iight...yo yo yo...

    Roses are red/ violets are blue
    i like candy/ but i don't like you
    got the hell away/ you stink
    you panzy Barbie lover/ always wearing hot pink

    iight..yo yo yo...feeling the groove iight


    How's that???

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  5. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    this reminds me of a low-budget 8 Mile
     
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  7. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Python of Love

    Twenty-four inches of cold blue steel
    Come around baby, gonna make you squeal
    Open up honey, gonna make you feel
    My python ... of loooove.


    Or something like that. I was in a "Buttermilk Biscuits" phase when that little joke occurred to me, so it needs to be rapped on helium.

    But it will go beautifully over DJ Rob Base and EZ-Rock's "It Takes Two".

    (I'll be in the corner, smoking another ....)

    :m:,
    Tiassa

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  8. ChildOfTheMind So dark the con of man Registered Senior Member

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    You are a narcicist,
    you would rather not exsist
    Your life is shrouded in lies of mist
    Ponder This:
    You ugly
    Still sucking your thumb
    Rubbing your silk blanket across your cheek
    Taking leaks....









    Aight Aight





    That sucks
     
  9. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Here's a tip CHILD

    You rhymes got dis/ but your rhyme flow is a miss.

    Put them together in a tight style/ they'll be banging, it'll be worth your while.

    When you got a tight rap i'll holler/ right now i gotta kiss my boss's ass to earn the mighty dollar.

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  10. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm... Here goes nuthin..

    The Name is KILLjoy
    The Nihilist
    MC of Destruction
    Try to tell me life got meaning
    You kin give my ass Suction

    Alla You Libbyass fukkas
    Flappin on wit ya bullshit
    Gonna break out da Red Pill
    An Cap yo ass wif it

    You got Zero/Nada/Nil
    Niemals/Nothing/JackShit
    Be flappin yo lip in ma face
    An Occams Raza gonna slash it

    Cuz I'm da powwa of evil
    Waitin in da black Abyss
    Aint no way you kin disprove me
    You caint muthafukkin touch dis

    Shut yo jive bullshit down
    cuz you be usin up ma aiyah
    Ah gonna cap you in da face
    Yeah - I be messin up ya haiyah

    Cuz alla yo meaning is Nonsense
    Alla yo purpose Ridic'lous
    Da Universe it be Autonomous
    Unto itself an Senseless

    You got to Clear out yo mind-
    And in the Emptiness find-
    That eve'ything it all means Nuthin
    An dis Fact is Sublime

    Cos you is
    WastedEraseItInAnyCase
    They Nuthin to it
    You be
    ChasinanSpacinanOverRatin
    Caint undo it

    I'll be
    ShootinanLootinanConvolutin
    Yeah - I'm Pollutin ya

    UprootinResolutinDeEvolutin
    Executin ya

    KillinYoWillinTaSeeDaDark
    An 'ats da Truth of it

    EmptyanBlackanDarkanNuthin
    Yo! Get used to it!
     
  11. eod Registered Member

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    Wow that is exactly like Sage Francis's Narcissist.

     
  12. BigSMan Registered Member

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    Yo YO
    i knocked on the door,
    ur mama answered tha door,
    she wanted some more
    on the floor
    real hardcore
    i told her to get off and make me some popcorn
    the stupid silly ho

    :m:

    R.I.P 2Pac
     
  13. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    SciForums!!! holla back yall! holla back yall!

    yeaaa yeaa yea...I'm feelin it, dats right, lets go yo

    .....off my cable modum, my wordz fly from
    ma fingers and will smack ya widout yoa
    even knowin 'cause if ya were in front
    of my face not even Neo from the
    Matrix could dodge my spittin' pace.

    Yo, all you anonymous aliases
    shud ya mind up, derrrrrr's nothin' to dizproove
    except dat all yas flows are loose, yall be
    betta strung up from da gallows in a
    customized, dubbed-out noose.
    But ya'll pour; being dat I'm da only
    ONE that rocks an avatahrr, God must be
    sayin', "I'm proud of ya son," but too bad
    God's on its knees serving my ass grapes
    from the garden of Eeden. I aint
    conceeeted. But ma mirrrra image is
    da hottest thing since fat girls' cleavage.

    Killjoy be shittin outta his mou-th
    all lot of bull bou-t bein' perfect
    and un-touch-eeble yet everrryon' can't
    touch sumpin' so timid and feeble
    He's wearin' an MC's skin but the poor
    soul couldint spin or spit shit
    sol-i-tair-e-ely wit-out slippin' on
    his saggin' slow-ass flow. Yo hear me out

    Peace out.
     
  14. ChildOfTheMind So dark the con of man Registered Senior Member

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    I was waiting till somebody noticed
     
  15. ChildOfTheMind So dark the con of man Registered Senior Member

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    Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo Aight Aight Aight...

    You ugly,
    Your name is Mr. Smugly
    Mr.Smugly, is gay
    Thats what I say
    Now the mike I will pass
    But I know in this rap battle I whooped your @$$
     
  16. DouBTlessWonDer socially inferior to TV Registered Senior Member

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    Yo, yo, aight...

    A,B,C,D,EFG
    H,I,J,K,LMNOP
    Q,R,S
    T,U,V
    W,X,Y 'n' Z

    yeah, uh, yo.

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    I don't rap....
     
  17. edgar Registered Senior Member

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    Yo! JABRONI!lCHIKEN LITTLE LITTLE,
    THIS IS THE WAY IT GOES,
    I COME TO A PIMPIN COOP
    SEE A LITTLE CHICKEN POOP.
    THEN LICK A ROOSTERS 9,
    THEN COMES THE LITTLE PHAT CAT,
    WHO EATS A FAT LITTLE RAT,
    THE FAMER COMES WITH HIS HOES
    HE HOES THEIR LITTLE BLING BLING
    THATS THE FARM LIFE FOR YA
    EVERYONE ONE IS GONNA DENYA
    THE CHICKENS BEIN GAY,
    THE HOES GETTIN HOED,
    THE REDNECKS GETTING STONED
    THE NIGGAS PIMPIN OUT..............................
    SO THATS FARM LIFE FOR YA
     
  18. edgar Registered Senior Member

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    it sucked....but thats the best i can do
     
  19. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    You all sound like Dr. Suess wanna bes
     
  20. fredx Banned Banned

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    I liked Seargentlards the best so far (his first one).
     
  21. MC MRB Registered Member

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    adrenalin rush is such a must
    for all you
    you want me come get me cause im waiting
    debatin wether or not to turn this mess into mayhem
    i lay down and back down before i spray em
    glocks are not what i got
    my minds like a g clock ticks and tocks
    till it hits midnight bitch twelve o'clock
    so put your fist up and free your frock
    theres no girls over this side dog cause micka's not
    may you be as big as tough as strong as you want
    my brother always tells me there aint nothing a bullet cant stop

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  22. 420Joey SF's Incontestable Pimp Valued Senior Member

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    I Blast Fast, Mad Kats Can't Pass the Cast-Kids..
    My Dag-Spins, Make you Bloody Like Australian Adjectives..
    I Frag Fags at This, and Plus I've Had the Splash as I Blaze-Sets..
    Yall Could be Condoms and Still woulden't Fuck with or 'Lay-Techs'(Laytex)


    -- I think this will be enough to discard everything here........... lol, PEACE. :m:
     
  23. Fallen Hero Registered Member

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    Alright...Here it goes!

    Yo....I went through the door
    and saw another door
    and then went through that door
    only to find another door
    and that door
    had a door on the door
    now there's more doors

    Peace
     

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