I wanted to make a thread of quotes from posts on sciforums. There's a lot of inspiring and plain funny stuff on here. So please post phrases that you find on here that catch you. Give credit where it's due.

Only one rule....
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-this kind of thead may have been done before, if so, I apologize.

I'll start this off. Here's one I had saved on a word doc, because it was so funny and yet enlightening at the same time.

Honestly, some people are just too spiritual to be of any earthly good.
–Mystech

"Fuck Mohammed." - Xev

"If you can conclusively determine who it was, I'll ban them." -Porfiry

"Oh, and listen to Coffee! The moon is fiction! Free your mind you possible homosexuals!" - Wesmorris (Me, Airavata, and Wesmorris have determined that the moon is not real and is part of a vast homosexual conspiracy)

I would like to know more about that Counsler.

However if we assume God does not exist then his
non-existance exists and so defines an existant entity.

This one is from okinrus, whom I have to say has given us the best definition of doublethink since Orwell himself.

the leaf turns and wails
white blue breeze winding a trail
a fire smolders cool


This one is from river-wind in the haiku thread I started. Normally I kind of dismiss all these natury haiku and just sort of glaze over while reading them, because if you've read one you've kinda' read 'em all in my opinion, but this one really bought some vivid imagery from my childhood to mind, and I really enjoyed it.

Money is inanimate. It cannot be evil...

People are the only things that deal in or with evil.

-Wesmorris

a rather recent one, elegantly phrased.

"Xenu is a benu sam samenu" (has to be sung)

sounds like song lyrics by Frank Sinatra or Sammy Davis, don't you think?

I am really starting to lose it now.;)

Muscleman/whatsupall:
"or should i get more stupider"

"i don't know if you want"

Just shout out, "But don't you realize... the Illuminati control the world's genitals?"
-prozak

"not knowing gnwas to no end" - gendanken


in fact..........think I'll make it my sig.


"if god tripped acid , would he see people?"- one_raven (?)


or "20 minutes followed by some silky ass wiping" - Mephurio

quote:
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Rocket engines to move 3 billion tons: $200 million. Converters to make fuel and oxidizer: $20 million. Launch vehicles to send them out there: $3 billion. A deep space probe armed with nukes: $1 bilion. Wieght savings: priceless.
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That’s the most beautiful thing I have ever hear!!! That going to be my sig. for the week ok? Maybe this way I can get the narrator of those @#$%ing credit card commercials out of my head! By WellCookedFetus.

You've met a brilliant, incredibly interesting man with a nine inch cock and a tounge that'd put a German Shephard to shame.

By XEV

Originally posted by fractal_choice

There are more serious issues than creating a debate over who's skin absorbs the most sunlight.

blueapples: even if male nipples are hard ......they are not exactly an erogenous zones...what else can we put in their place?
elea ???What else can you put in there place?
What like a cup holder or something?

thank you guys.. i loved that.. :D

you ill-educated shitstain.

-Xev

hahahahahaha *burp*

I think just about anything i say should be quoted
It's not that i say anything worth remembering
It's just that i say stuff at all
It's a miracle i can type
Other then that i'm usless
I should probably shoot myself
But if i go down i'm going to at least take a bunch of you with me
Portable nukes, sent to your house
Beware of radioactive parcels
With digital watches attached to them
For they will be your downfall
In other news, My avatar rocks you
Good day i say, good day.

[Persol (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23239&highlight=Mommy)]: Mommy, why are the bananas playing leapfrog? (see Fafnir665 avitar. ;))

[Xev] (who has a lot of witty, comical comments):I'll sell you my soul for a six pack of Corona and 20 bucks, what do you say?

[Sargentlard]:I am a woman...a sexy one at that.....harrass me you geeks harass me.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
deep is just a pretentious shallow

Ahhhhh... intellectual grudge matches. I love 'em!

Peace.- GoofyFish





Ahh....i love that qoute
:D

"ctulhus symbol is a squid. jezus symbol is a fish. squid eat fish. enugh said"

My brain is a total freakshow and I've got a lifetime pass!

-Wesmorris

"Joos"

Muhammedxxxxxx or one of his variants.

hahahahahaha *burp* [/B][/QUOTE]


:eek:

hahahahahaha *burp*


:eek:

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

joemama

"Christ, i just 5|0311 (}{3(|<3|) 1337"

mephura

could there be a more popintles task?