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Former President Bush quickly submits to the Queen's proclamation that the UK is revoking America's independence.

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:SIGH: That's not the Queen Mother.

The queen gives tips on how colonialism is really established

It is Queen Elizabeth the 2. - the Queen Mother died in 2002.......

Dam - you are fast , Sam .....:) - I didn´t even notice you already changed it...

Queen: "I fear my grandson may receive undue attention in Iraq, Mr. Bush. I fear for him and the troops under his command. What reassurances can you give me?"

<Long pause>

Bush: "Love the hat, ma'am."
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Lord Hillyer beat me to it.

'What does "elected to office" mean?'

You're an alien aren't you president?

Yes mame I am, but very soon you'll not have a chance to let the Americans know, muhaha

The Queen : " young pervert , if you do not get away immidiately, I will call security - and no, I do not give autographs ......."

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I've a loo at home older than your so-called nation, you funny little man...

queen: "im related to this stupid son of a bitch?"

prez: "heh..heh heh heh..heh heh...thats cool. heh heh..heh heh heh..."

President: "I told 'em, it takes balls to manage a war, and I've got balls."

Queen: "Where? What?"

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The Queen gives Curious George until the count of ten to wipe that smirk off his face, or she will tan his hide

the queen is showing of again ok we get it your the freakin queen get over yourself.

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Her Maj sez:

'Mr Bush, I served with Winnie Churchill; I knew Winnie Churchill; Winnie Churchill was a friend of mine. Mr Bush, you are no Winnie Chuchill.

hmm so queen of england ay you' you ever worked with the burger king?

Got the job 'cos of your dad, did you? Me too fella.

rofl imloving that one oli

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Holy phuck! I thought I was inbred...

Got the job 'cos of your dad, did you? Me too fella.

Thats awesome. The winnah!

"He's kinda cute, sexy."

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At last, George, our preparations for the Glaxxon empire to invade and conquer Earth are almost complete. Just wait until this ceremony is over, and we will enjoy some nice live kittens....mmmm.....juicy!

queen: "im related to this stupid son of a bitch?"
Silly Wabbit.

The Queen would never use terminology like "son of a bitch".

She'd call him a tartoufferous poltroon , or like that there.

Queen "why oh why did i wear my x-ray glasses today??"

Silly Wabbit.

The Queen would never use terminology like "son of a bitch".

She'd call him a tartoufferous poltroon , or like that there.

Are you kidding? They are from the same class of society, elitist snobs.

So.
Why should people write funny captions when he actually said she was three hundred years old and then winked at her?
Can't get much funnier than reality.
Well. Maybe if he had thrown up on her.


By the way, anyone else think the Queen was a hottie back in WWII?

I heard she placed second to Marilyn Monroe in a beauty pageant.

On NPR, the moment was described as the Queen giving the President a look that "only a mother could give".

Caption: "Queen Elizabeth II considers the dumbest George since the Third."

So.
Why should people write funny captions when he actually said she was three hundred years old and then winked at her?
Can't get much funnier than reality.
Well. Maybe if he had thrown up on her.

Heh true.

But he did then go on and say she was like a mother to him.. "she gave me a look that only a mother could give her child"..

I am surprised she didn't wallop him with her handbag.:p

There is only one caption.

GTFO!

"Shit! What an asshole!