A bit of fun at the expense of those theists ...


As said by the one true God through the prophets Mario and Luigi, the world will fall to darkness and become infested with a plague of Koopas, Pikachus, and Metroids.

Only the virtuous will be allowed to rise above to a land of eternal crack and LSD. The rest will fall into a great pit where they will suffer eternal punishment from the Lord of the Ninth Abyss, Yugioh, and his minions, the Pink Banana DemiGods.

Listen all of you unbelievers and heathens, and believe!


See how stupid it sounds? Replace all the names with whatever prophets you believe in and whatever punishments you believe in. Same format.

Of course we can do the same with Newton’s first law:

An elephant at home tends to stay at home and an ant in therapy tends to stay in therapy with the same color and in the same buggy unless acted upon by an unbalanced shoe.

Replacing words at random and winding up with nonsense really doesn’t demonstrate anything useful.

Still, it was funny. :)

~Raithere

Originally posted by Raithere
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Replacing words at random and winding up with nonsense really doesn’t demonstrate anything useful. . . . . .

~Raithere

It shows us how religious scripts got started....winding up with nonsense that is;)