I've been making some progress my friends, not much but still it's something. This new girl I saw awhile back was outside today, I was going to wash my hands when I noticed her standing alone. This was the first time in awhile she'd been un-accompanied by her co-workers so I decided to try speaking with her. I went out, began saying hello, asked how things were going, talked, then looked into her eyes.... this was a most interesting response I got... she looked straight into mine, was smiling, and seemed very cordial an to enjoy our talk. I've never had that happen before, lol Usually they make up some excuse and run away... so let me ask, what now? Chances are she'll be with some of those co-workers (the ones that don't want me mating with her) the next time I see her. I have the desire to couple with this woman, but you must understand I have no friends here. Someone said it's bad to get into a relationship with a girl if you have no friends because she becomes to important... what do you think of this?

Also how can I approach this female that would not be threatening or overly aggressive but clearly indicate a desire to mate?

Determine means of approach + methods of seduction, go my fellow SciForums experts!

Don't worry about her coworkers, you've already broken the ice with her. Next time you see her, just pretend that you're on the way to somewhere walk by her and make a point of stopping, say hello and ask how she is. Remember to smile and look her in the eyes (but not too intensely). Pay her a compliment...your hair looks great today....that's a lovely dress you've got on...I had to stop and say hello, I think you're beautiful. See what she says, answer quickly, try and be light and witty, make your excuse and move on and make sure you say goodbye to the whole group. The next time you see her it will be a lot easier to chat with her, even if there are others with her.

lol, darksidzz cracks me up, even though I am in the same situation he is.

lol, darksidzz cracks me up, even though I am in the same situation he is.
lol, draqon cracks me up even though er......

lol, draqon cracks me up even though er......

yeah. sad story.

Ok, I will tell you, but you have to listen carefully:

First, next time you see her, pretend there is something wrong with you. It doesn't have to a serious thing - you might drag your leg behind you, or pretend you have an uncontrollable twitch. This will appeal to her maternal instinct and she won't be able to resist it

Next smile at her sweetly and tell her you have a serious disease - like aids or hepatitis which you caught from injecting drug intravenusly....an outright display of honesty like this will leave her as putty in your hands

And finally, if she is not swooning already, seal the deal by telling her that you don't believe in condoms because of your intense religious beliefs....this will show your strength of character and profound religious faith and morals

And in the unlikely event that this fails, just let her know you are a virgin and any girl will do. They are suckers for that

darksidz...don't listen to Just_Not_There, he/she is evil.

Telling that you have some sort of disease will halt all your chances, in either way because you will belying and because AIDS means no sex.

darksidz...don't listen to Just_Not_There, he/she is evil.

Telling that you have some sort of disease will halt all your chances, in either way because you will belying and because AIDS means no sex.

Darksidz...Don't listen to Dragon, he's just jealous that by using justnotthere's advice you'll get laid before he does.

Good work you funny guy you. Way to hit up the ladies. What would have been more fun to read is if you put it in the form of a poll. Now can you please start up some poll about sexuality?

AAAAAARGH!!! Don't mention polls when Darksids is around.

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I've been making some progress my friends, not much but still it's something. This new girl I saw awhile back was outside today, I was going to wash my hands when I noticed her standing alone. This was the first time in awhile she'd been un-accompanied by her co-workers so I decided to try speaking with her. I went out, began saying hello, asked how things were going, talked, then looked into her eyes.... this was a most interesting response I got... she looked straight into mine, was smiling, and seemed very cordial an to enjoy our talk. I've never had that happen before, lol Usually they make up some excuse and run away... so let me ask, what now? Chances are she'll be with some of those co-workers (the ones that don't want me mating with her) the next time I see her. I have the desire to couple with this woman, but you must understand I have no friends here.
Who gives a fuck about the co-workers! Concentrate on the girl.

Do you like her? If you do, forget about it. You MUST NOT ask a girl out if you are totally in love with her. It will be too important for you and you may be setting yourself up for hurt and failure. Look at her. Forget that she is female- treat her just as a friend. Ask her some interesting questions. Please, not the weather. One of my favorite questions is "what did you want to be when you were growing up?". It's great because it is an interesting question, it will open up a lot of discussion, it will give you A LOT of information on who she REALLY is, and it will make her feel like her feelings and herself are very significant. Everyone likes talking about themselves, specially their dreams and more often then not their childhood. Childhood memories are often very nice to remember. You may follow up with the question "what happened? Why didn't you follow your dream? Would you like to follow that dream?" or something along those lines. That will also show her that you have depth of character.

Someone said it's bad to get into a relationship with a girl if you have no friends because she becomes to important... what do you think of this?
Yes, I remember telling you this before. You life MUST NOT revolve around the girl if you want to mate with her. It has to happen naturally. You can't force this kind of thing....

Have fun with her. Not just mating. Do other stuff with her- stuff that you both enjoy. Or you can always introduce an activity that you like, and she might end up liking it too...

Also how can I approach this female that would not be threatening or overly aggressive but clearly indicate a desire to mate?
Well, first of all, become her friend. When it is clear that you two are falling for each other, start making your interest clear. How? The cliche stuff will do the trick! Flowers, chocolate (if she's not bulimic), movies.... all the cliche crap- just to warn her what is coming. If her reaction is positive, kiss her.

Btw, girls can smell fear. Don't be afraid, she's not going to bite you. The worse that can happen is her saying no. If you are not attached to her, that shouldn't be a problem.

Also, don't imagine being with her- that will make you attached to her.

Also, don't grab her ass or call her sexy names- you might end up in jail. :p

Leopold has reported my thread here, for what reason I've no idea :L Anyways I think I shall try asking this Jana girl for coffee, if it works I will be pleased... however I intend on not making a friendship out of it, I'll make clear my interest beforehand. I read this guys blog about how he was friends with his wife for years an years, then they got married, etc. Later when his job went south she called him on the phone yappin how they weren't husband an wife but just friends... he said wtf.. she said "we were only ever friends"... see how she took it back to that? Now if they hadn't been friends first she'd not have had that option.

No, you should never befriend a woman before marrying her, just marry a total stranger...that always works.

Get a Thai bride (they seem slightly more docile than Russian brides).

Leopold has reported my thread here, for what reason I've no idea

well james did warn you that if you went back to your old ways we would ban your sock, so id say he was justified.... no im not going to ban you, but could you at least confine all of these stories to one thread rather than creating a new one each week?

Get a Thai bride (they seem slightly more docile than Russian brides).

thai language anyone? :o she is like telling you " I want to be your pony, ride me" and you are like, "did you ask me for the rotten meat? well its over in the gurbige"...and there goes all the un-understood love

well james did warn you that if you went back to your old ways we would ban your sock, so id say he was justified.... no im not going to ban you, but could you at least confine all of these stories to one thread rather than creating a new one each week?
Uncle Balty sez:

STOMP THAT ROACH !

STOMP THAT ROACH !

or consider phone sex...

;)

Stet.

:cool:

Ok, I will tell you, but you have to listen carefully:

First, next time you see her, pretend there is something wrong with you. It doesn't have to a serious thing - you might drag your leg behind you, or pretend you have an uncontrollable twitch. This will appeal to her maternal instinct and she won't be able to resist it

Next smile at her sweetly and tell her you have a serious disease - like aids or hepatitis which you caught from injecting drug intravenusly....an outright display of honesty like this will leave her as putty in your hands

And finally, if she is not swooning already, seal the deal by telling her that you don't believe in condoms because of your intense religious beliefs....this will show your strength of character and profound religious faith and morals

And in the unlikely event that this fails, just let her know you are a virgin and any girl will do. They are suckers for that

I concur.

im not sure telling her you have aids is going to work...

darksidZz go to a local super market and buy your self some easter eggs and chare them around on friday because everybody is of on eastern self do it late yust before closing so that the people who go off early don't get any (it's cheaper) and do some small talk. Try to het her to a bar and have a couple of drinks and perhaps you got a date for saterday.

The aids sweet talk my be a little over the top for a first date but saying that you have aids or rabbis or ebola certainly helps for the final date

I'm sad today. Jana was walking by again but this time 3 of her coworkers were with her. She was just pretty much ignoring this office, and me. I don't know what to do, I like how she looks, think we'd get along, but then I see her going on about her day as if it's not important I'm here. I was very keen to see the girl again but now I'm just wanting to hide.

Anyway.. yesterday we'd talked like I said, today she didn't even notice me. Some great start ehh? I know you can't ever get someone if you sit back and wait but at least some hint of interest would be better than this. Maybe I should just say "do you hate me, would you go out or do you want me to leave you alone." Noo.. I guess that's a bad idea.

I'm lost.. I miss Carmen, at least she gave me attention at work. I'm never gonna meet somebody :(

Jana hates you.

I think I concur Nik :(

She's probably thinking "God, I hope I don't have to talk to that dork ever again"

Yea I thought she was :(

Yea I thought she was :(

Look around you. There is probably some girl that you never think about, that you ignore, without even knowing you ignore, who wants to have your babies.

She is probably 80 lbs. overweight and has bad skin. The thought of pressing your naked body against hers is enough to make you gag. And yet... she thinks about the same scenario lovingly. She remembers every time you have looked at her, talked to her, passed her by.

The thought of her disgusts you. The thought of you warms her.

There are probably a few women in your life that match this description. You would rather die than be in a relationship with any of them. Well guess what? You are going to be the disgusting person to several other people in your life that you adore. That's just the way it is. We all have an inflated sense of "self" which has us mentally pairing ourselves with our superiors. And this leads to frustration, misery, and depression.

You have to wait until you meet someone who thinks you are too good for them, and you ALSO think that THEY are too good for YOU. This quandary leads to a perfect relationship where both people think they have "scored". Such relationships work as long as both continue to feel this way. It seems unromantic, but it is just biology, and the truth is often VERY unromantic.

My advice is to sit back and enjoy your time as a single male. Invest in yourself. Read more. Listen to lectures and audiobooks as you drive instead of talk-radio or music. Work out 15 minutes a day. Make yourself into a better person in every way that you can. This way, you will raise yourself up closer to your current conception of yourself. You will actually deserve the level of woman that you crave.

Or... the physically simpler but mentally tougher solution is to understand your true stature and lower your expectations. Fall in love with an overweight girl. She will love you very much.

You guys are soooo evil... :D

:poke:

You guys are soooo evil... :D

:poke:

My post is 100% serious.

Excellent advice, swivel! I think you're spot on.

You should strive you make yourself the best you can be, in as many directions as it makes sense. Experiment and figure out which things you're naturally proficient in and find out what your weaknesses are. In economics they say you should produce whatever it is which your opportunity cost is the lowest. That's what everybody should do. If you're an amazing programmer and not so good at writing, by all means, pursue programming! If you love writing, but suck at it, but through experimentation you find that you're quite capable of improving at it, and in consideration of all the other things you could be doing, you find that it's worth it, do it! But if a lot of work does nothing, don't butt your head into the wall. Just move on, and find another productive way to go. Produce and concentrate on that which will produce the most outcome. Be as big of a human being you can be.

I had an amazing instructor in college who said that he just believed that people really just want to be competent. To have something that they're really good at. To be valuable. I believe he's right. If you focus your energies at being competent and be the best at anything, I'm sure things will fall into place. Women love winners. Even if you become a super pro at something strange weird and off color like curling, there will be chicks that dig you, only because you're a winner. And who knows, maybe there are some chicks that dig curling.

But make yourself as big as possible. That's my life philosophy.

But honestly, swivel has the right perspective. Brilliant post man.

My post is 100% serious.
Voooooops! Sorry.. I just read the first few lines... :o

But honestly, swivel has the right perspective. Brilliant post man.

Thanks. I'm noticing that the smart people on this forum appreciate my posts, while the reactionaries and the dim-witted put me on ignore.

It means that this forum gets better for me every day!

I'm sad today. Jana was walking by again but this time 3 of her coworkers were with her. She was just pretty much ignoring this office, and me. I don't know what to do, I like how she looks, think we'd get along, but then I see her going on about her day as if it's not important I'm here. I was very keen to see the girl again but now I'm just wanting to hide.

Anyway.. yesterday we'd talked like I said, today she didn't even notice me. Some great start ehh? I know you can't ever get someone if you sit back and wait but at least some hint of interest would be better than this. Maybe I should just say "do you hate me, would you go out or do you want me to leave you alone." Noo.. I guess that's a bad idea.

I'm lost.. I miss Carmen, at least she gave me attention at work. I'm never gonna meet somebody :(
Oh, God...not again...


Missed this bit from earlier -
Chances are she'll be with some of those co-workers (the ones that don't want me mating with her) the next time I see her.
You're fucked. The pals have pegged you as King Psycho~Wack. Give it up and move on.
Shaddap about that wench Carmen, too. Wasn't she some married prunt who was just crying on your shoulder ?

Say...

Didn't you say some "older women" were apparently paying you some extree-type attention during your pie-eyed mooning sessions questioning the cruelty of the mean ol' Universe ?

I'd say there's your ticket for a quick trip to planet Orgasmo, which you need WAY more than falling in love with somebody 'cos they didn't whip out the taser when you said "hi" to them.
Hit dat shee-ut, ya dumb Bozotsky !
Whadaya got to lose ?
Think of the confidence-builder being a "boy toy" would give ya !

You're young, you got plenty of time to get all stupid & luvvy duvvy - barring the odd brain aneurysm, in which case my idea makes all that much more sense. Besides, Ben Franklin was right about how cool "older women" are.

Surely you don't doubt the wisdom of frikkin' Ben Franklin...
The guy was a god damn genius.

Surely you don't doubt the wisdom of frikkin' Ben Franklin...
The guy was a god damn genius.

He was also a horny old coot with very little impulse control that spent his entire life chasing women. (and getting them)

So there is another reason to look up to the old man.

I've been making some progress my friends, not much but still it's something. This new girl I saw awhile back was outside today, I was going to wash my hands when I noticed her standing alone. This was the first time in awhile she'd been un-accompanied by her co-workers so I decided to try speaking with her. I went out, began saying hello, asked how things were going, talked, then looked into her eyes.... this was a most interesting response I got... she looked straight into mine, was smiling, and seemed very cordial an to enjoy our talk. I've never had that happen before, lol Usually they make up some excuse and run away... so let me ask, what now? Chances are she'll be with some of those co-workers (the ones that don't want me mating with her) the next time I see her. I have the desire to couple with this woman, but you must understand I have no friends here. Someone said it's bad to get into a relationship with a girl if you have no friends because she becomes to important... what do you think of this?

Also how can I approach this female that would not be threatening or overly aggressive but clearly indicate a desire to mate?

Determine means of approach + methods of seduction, go my fellow SciForums experts!

darksidZz - Really... come on. Can't you post things that relate to the general discussion of SF? Most of what you post (or at least most of what I notice) is all about you and your "problems."

so what absane, SF has diverted from science to other not so scientific topics long ago.

so what absane, SF has diverted from science to other not so scientific topics long ago.

At least we could pretend to be intelligent.

You are right :L I will make things more universal to all members from now on :>

Simple, do what animals do. Use your mating call, sniff her genetalia and jump on her. Works for them.