Hello, last night I made a post about how I'd rather have a horse because (something like the following) (A) It will go just fine when I'M drunk, and (B) To avoid any collisions, we got horses

Anyhow, it was commical and I DID post it, but now I can't find it to place it in my comedy writing journal.

How did this happen?

Dunno have you confronted all unknowns?

This one?
Keeping the world a simple place is a nice idea after all!

Fug, now I'm feeling the urge to purchase a horse for transportation. Benefit #1: Your horse will remain stable even if you are drunk off your ass! (it will also be able to take you home on its own!(without fear of getting pulled over or of getting in a deadly horse collision!))

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2026278

How did this happen?

Maybe a little too much this :m: or this :cheers: or maybe this :shake:
which led to forgetting where you parked your bit of comedic genius.

Dunno have you confronted all unknowns?

He can't confront all unknowns, because he will not be aware of unknown unknowns.

Did anyone understand joke B?

Lastly, the idea of horses being safe is laughable.
You are safer on a motorbike.

Lastly, the idea of horses being safe is laughable.
You are safer on a motorbike.

As one who has been throw from a horse on more than one occasion, I can personally atest to that! They are spooky animals. They will spook at the strangest little thing. But I guess that goes with the territory in being a prey animal. Thank God I have never been kicked by one. Getting hit in the head with a piece of metal attached to a horse foot is not something I relish.

Dunno have you confronted all unknowns?

No no, but I'm well on my way.

This one?


http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2026278

Yes there it is! That's craziness, I looked at my posting history and couldn't see it. Thanks though.

Maybe a little too much this :m: or this :cheers: or maybe this :shake:
which led to forgetting where you parked your bit of comedic genius.

I wish I had a little too much ganja, and a bit of beer would be nice, sadly, I haven't had any sex ... EVER, 22 year virgin, but that will soon change. Very soon... ***evil laugh***

He can't confront all unknowns, because he will not be aware of unknown unknowns.

Did anyone understand joke B?

Lastly, the idea of horses being safe is laughable.
You are safer on a motorbike.

One day all unknowns will be confronted by my minuscule intellect.

As one who has been throw from a horse on more than one occasion, I can personally atest to that! They are spooky animals. They will spook at the strangest little thing. But I guess that goes with the territory in being a prey animal. Thank God I have never been kicked by one. Getting hit in the head with a piece of metal attached to a horse foot is not something I relish.

Agreed...........