Okay, just for fun!

To get your porn name - you take your childhood pet for your first name and the street you grew up with as your last name.

Ill start:

Stormy Washington!

Have fun :)

Katy Miller. (Screw you, Adamski. Neener neener neener!)

Not bad. Not bad at all. *stRgrl*, that's a good one but it sounds rather masculine.

Captain Spike Baileyana!

When I was very little, my first pet was a cactus. It was called Captain Spike because, well, it had spikes, and "Captain" just sounds cool. Then I had a black moore fish, which I also named Captain Spike. The dog ate it. Then I had several more black moore fishies over a few years, all with the same name. Then I had a puppy called Judy.

No offense, but i'm not sure that "Scruffy Cottage" is right for me.
-Penguin

I don't think tht Muamur* Alauksts sounds to well

*after tht Lebanon leader Kadafi

Orangutan Meadow? I don't THINK so.

I'll take....Chest Anvil

Scruffy Cottage hahahahahahaha

Mine would be Duke Acorns.

Ceasar Beatrix.

But is it not a problem that Beatrix is the name of our queen? lol.

sounds rather masculine

Well, my first dogs name was Lady, shall I rename myself to:

Lady Washington!!!

(I think it sounds a little better) :D

Mozart Brook

though I think Brook Mozart sounds better!

Gandalf Eighth Avenue.

Gandalf is the name of my male lovebird (Galadriel is the name of the female one, cool pair, eh?), and the two birds are really the first pets that are completely mine, the rest belong to the family (if you want to think of it that way). Eighth Avenue was the street my apartment building was on back in Brooklyn, but if it were to be updated I'd be:

Gandalf Upper Dunbar.

You choose which one is better!

I am

*Drum roll*

*everyone waits in breathless anticipation*

Tipsy Langley

YA:D

Definitely:

Gandalf Upper Dunbar. :D

Yeah I thought the upper thing would get everyone 'in the mood.'

(*PURRING*)

Tiny Henna Professor.
I had two cats Tiny and Henna, and we lived near the university where all the streets were named accordingly. So first we lived on the Professor road, and then on the Scientist road.

BRUT BANGER
or.................
HARD HARRY
or...................
TERRY TITS
or...................
LYLE (just a cool name)

I think we may have a winner here Bebelina!:D

And our runner up:

No offense, but i'm not sure that "Scruffy Cottage" is right for me. And Psycho, I think this one really does work for you.:eek:

Mac Longview, ya gotta love it!

Mac Longview :D

I think we have a winner!
Although there all great! Im dying to know goofyfishs'. I think it just might be Goofy Fish!!!! :D

I don't follow the naming rules. I just thought that Asguard IS a porn name. Look:

ASS-GUARD

Sorry, Asguard. Nothing personal. You're a nice guy anyway ;), but that sound come always to my mind whilw reading your nickname :D

I think I might have THE ONE!!!


Pokey Meadows!!!

Elenoria White????????

I thought "Wet1" was your porn name. :p

Ah, I tend to forget about that. Wonder where that would lead?

Why do I get the sneaking feeling I was lead into this thread?

its surpost to be AS Guard

As in as

oh well:D

But we should start a thread

whos screen name could be a porn name:p

Gus Pumpridge

Do I win?

Ass Guard:

its surpost to be AS Guard
...
...
whos screen name could be a porn name

New thread won't be no use Ass Guard. Yours got no compares :D

I see i am going to have to change my name

porfiry is it possable to change my name to Antguard?

HEY YOU ALL HAVE TO LEAVE MY NAME ALONE NOW

I am a part of Scandinavian mythology

The name Asgard stems from the Scandinavian mythology.

Asgard is the abode of the celestials, Utgard is the abode of the giants. Midgard is between the two -- better than Utgard, but inferior to Asgard. Midgard is the abode of the first pair, from whom sprang the human race. It was made of the eyebrows of Ymer, and was joined to Asgard by the rainbow bridge called Bifrost.

From the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, describing Asgard:

The fortress of the Asir or the Northern gods, the Olympos of Scandinavian mythology. It is said to be situated in the centre of the universe, and accessible only by the rainbow-bridge (Bifrost). The word As means a "god," and gard an "enclosure," our "yard." Odin was priest of Asgard before he migrated to the Lake Logur or Moelar Sea
The kingdom of Asgard is the land surrounding and encompassing the city of Asgard, nestled within the Asgard Mountains and the Sea of Marmora. Except for the densely-populated city of Asgard, the kingdom is a rolling green meadow dotted with small farms (map of Asgard, more explanations).

Quoting Norse Myths:

Thor is the mightiest of the Norse gods. Odin is his father; his mother is Earth. He drives a chariot pulled by two goats, and he has three great treasures: a belt that, when he wears it, doubles his strength; the terrible hammer Miollnir, with which he smites his enemies; and a pair of iron gloves, which he must wear to wield the hammer. Thor, red-bearded god of sky, is the guardian of Asgard, home of the gods, and of the homes and farmsteads of his worshipers.


SEE I AM THE HOME OF GODS:D

Oh and adam said to shut up or beb will get u:p

So NEH:p

NEH!! NEH!!! hahhahaa

Gus Pumpridge

I think we do have a winner, porfiry.

Lady Washington Presents
A Mac Longview Film

(insert cheesy disco music)

SCIFORCUMS

Starring: BRUT BANGER, KATY MILLER, SPIKE BAILEYANA, BROOK MOZART, GANDALF UPPER DUNBAR, TINY HENNA, ELENORIA WHITE, ASS GUARD, TOYON VIGNARD, and GUS PUMPRIDGE

At first it was just a dirty little secret, but soon everyone was in on the action. Mix one part horny postings and two parts of the opposite sex and before you know it someone will be asking for a towel. Do you dare post to the SCIFORCUMS?

Toyon Vignard

Ike Folkestone. Blah. Everyone elses is so great. I guess I'll have to invent one. How 'bout Chunky Nuggets? (no I'm not fat)

hihihihi:)

SCIFORCUMS

Starring: BRUT BANGER, KATY MILLER, SPIKE BAILEYANA, BROOK MOZART, GANDALF UPPER DUNBAR, TINY HENNA, ELENORIA WHITE, and GUS PUMPRIDGE

Hey, you forgot Ass Guard!!!! :D

Oh, and its Lady Washington now. I was informed Stormy sounded to masculine :D

Works for me. Whatever floats your boat, or sinks your bannana or sumpin':D

Originally posted by Ass-guard
HEY YOU ALL HAVE TO LEAVE MY NAME ALONE NOW

I am a part of Scandinavian mythology

....
....
....

SEE I AM THE HOME OF GODS:D

Oh and adam said to shut up or beb will get u:p

Yup. It sounds you're right. HOME is to keep us safe from weather and crime.
Home Guard your Ass from any harm! :D :D :p

Gahahahahahaha!!! Funny.:p

I call costume designer!!!!

Sorry guys, told you I was lame:D

I call cheezy music mixer (synthesizers, anyone?), and director of photography!!

No, you get to be the delivery boy:D

You know, theres a delivery boy in every porn!:D

I honestly don't know which position would be better, director of photography or one of the male actors....:D :D :D

I call male lead!!!!!!!!


On the condition that the movie's name is 'Lord Tyler and the Seventy-Two Female Human Virgin's!!'

You can be the lead but assuming that I get a role in this movie then I'm the sneaky badass delivery boy who's always fooling around with the women you've just...err...fooled around with. There will be an insurrection (and why 72??) of virgins and me. There can't be any mega sluts though because those ones always happen to be really ugly.

Okay, here's the script: (I'm bored and memorizing SAT words, so you must suffer my lame humor. Ha ha ha! SUFFER! SUFFER! SUFFER!

*Ahem*

GANDALF UPPER DUNBAR knocks on a door. He carries a pizza. A very svelte blonde, the very model of pulchritude, opens the door. She wears a tawdry dress, yet will only wear it for an ephemeral period of time.

"My, you arrived here with much pernicity! Are you always so quick?"

"No Ma'am, I exhibit much infatiguability"

"Why that is very euphonic to me!"

A second woman, brunette this time, shows up at the door. She wears a varigated skirt and halter.

"This is my friend. She is quite pliable, and somthing of a sybarite. Why don't you come in, and I will take egress of these invidious and wearisome clothes."

Like it? You'd better.

Edit to inveigh against the proposed titles. Like hell I'm naming this 'Tyler and the 72 Human Virgins".

I like:

"Thermic Babes Become Denuded for Resplendant Dude -XXX RATED!"

P.S: I also get to be the rich backer of the film who exploits all of you to line her pocketbook. Then I take off to Tahiti with my 'misters'.

P.P.S: Polly, 72 virgins is a reference to the reward that awaits a Muslim martyr.

*Muses that 69 would be a more appropriate number*

Oddly enough, I cannot find a clear reference to this in the Q'ran. Anyways, they are called 'houris'.

I double dog dare Tyler to ask Ismu or Markx about this one. :p

Oh yeah, and there ain't no way in hell I'm writing a religious construct into this screenplay. I'm an athiestic slut, remember?

*Points at title*

P.P.P.S: I'm booooooooored.

P.P.P.P.S: I'm really, really bored.

Well my Dad did not like pets so mine would have to be (Blank) Tugela

How bout O Tugela:D Ya know... like.... OOOOOHHHHH TUGELA!:D

How about Morph TUGELA.

We can spell it: Morph To Girl Ya :D

Xev that was funny. (Pollux has put this to the point)

I am the "STUNT" double. I get all the money shots. No credits, please.:D

ohhh man that was harsh, no way, no how....

Guess I'll have to settle with the sad director of photography position. The 69 ladies in the movie probably aren't the reincarnation of einstein or anything so we could probably divide them up and take them home or something. Then EVERYBODY wins :D :D :D :D

Okay everyone, into positions. It's time for the bonfire orgy scene. Ratbat, get that money shot ready, we are going to need alot of them.

*Pollux V walks inside room, finds the 69 ladies in a large fight*

Shouts: "Stop, you're being naughty!"

CUT

Alright that was a good shot, I trust our assistant director of photography did well (whoever he is).

Into positions!

Starts turning camera around ratbat as he approaches the ladies hahahhaaha

Oh no religion is necessary, I just have to see 72 virgins before I die!!!!

They are both nice,did you know Tugela is a river in Africa?

I think that perhaps a few things might go wrong during shooting. Just imagine the arguments about job assignments. I mean, who wants to be on the cean-up crew? Not me. And where's Gus Pumpridge? Not even an extras role?

Lesion42
And where's Gus Pumpridge? Not even an extras role?

Who? Do you mean Gus Pump n Ride? :D

He's real, not inflatable.:rolleyes:

Uhhh....

Mariquinha Ataulfo...!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm brazilian, ok...? This might be strange for you...:D:D

Mine's 'Monty O'Connor'.
Terribly English!

The Flemster.

mines chewie mount-view

thats a bit strange, but ok

Sally Wesley

Calidor Redland


sorry, I thought that was funny... but it may be just me.

monty o'connors is good if your irish porn star, but outside of that itd get dodgy.
chewie mount-view! ah excellent. wonder what your favorite scene would be.

Lordy this is a blast from the past...

Ermm..

Cessy Grenda :eek:

sweetie marion
or if you count fish, akiko marion

first = betta starrr (or possibly stud in this case *twisted horror*
'swedishfish you must JOIN'

Got a dog and cat the same summer when I was a kid. Don't remember which one first, so it would either be Tom Park or Bingo Park. Neither makes a good porn name, so how about Rock Hardman.

lol thats good one

id be walter fourth, raven forth, or storm forth, haha you choose:P

storm forth, definetly.
o the possibilities.

Why the hell is this 2 year old thread back up? Weird how people love to dig up dead threads.

I moved around a lot, so I can't say I 'grew up' anywhere. So let me pick a random street I live/d in. Er, so let's see ... *chews on a pen*

Lori Temple.

Ehuehe. Somehow that sounds rather like a porn star! :D

what about sean biggerstaf???

that'd be a pretty cool porn star name and sean is runing it by going in harry potter

Ratt Dog Stanton. Doesn't sound like a winner, does it?

Zero; I knew someone with that name!!

Slick McJillikers.
Gerry Longshore.
Wampus McGee.
Cletus Gatorman.
Butt Masterson, the Sheriff of Capitol Hill
Danny Nuggets.
Jonah Whalen.
George Bush.
Saladin al-Salami.

And a few for the ladies:

Honey Clamfield.
Wanda Fondle.
Quan Fongdu.
Rita Burrito.
Chelsea Quimby
Heddy Stringfellow
Barbie Bush. (No, you ... you don't have to thank me.)

(I suppose I ought to pick one for myself, though ... Harry Salmon.)

Mindy Oak Chase Run
The four word thing doesn't quite go...
Argon Paper Birch Court
Hmm doesn' work either...

Rover Highway 169?

Hehe.

My porn name of choice would of course be nerd underlord? it seemed better before it left my brain. Hmm.

Well the first street I lived on as a small child was not as above it seems. I forgot the street in my birth country... unfortunately... :( .. so in truth, my porn name should be:

Cessy Curepipe...:eek:

Lordy that's nasty... :eek:

Cats name = Pussy
Last address name = Drive

T.C. Bergen

Anvil Drayton! How's that, for hard and elegant at the same time?

Hambone Overlook

Dingo Corvallis. I like the sound of it. :D

(My dog looked like an Australian Dingo - thus the name.)

Onyx Colbert :bugeye:

Pooky Elkhorn!! Wow, this is fun. However, my real name is a common porn star name already.

Really? That's kool.

Zero Leicester

lulu canada :p

Tutu Orange.