i was thinking, if i were the admin of this site, i would have a second user name, so that i could just chat about useless stuff and people wouldnt act like they do around an admin


so the big question, if Porfiry did so, what is his alter-ego???

1) not one of the mods
2) just a guess, but over 1000 posts, under 2000
3) keeps to the site rules
4) writing style similar to porfs, but less formal (maybe)
5) is online at the same sorta time of day as porf

wait, he could actually change who he is every so often

anyone got any thoughts?

Yes, my thought is that it is you!

What better to diminish suspicions by starting a thread like this!

what if its the monkey?
what better way than to make that comment?
- hes not a mod
- hes got loads of posts
- keeps to the rules
- dunno about writing style. i dont see porfiry writing much.
- yes, occasionally.

AHA, but PM would have been banned already a long time ago if I were Porfiry!

Or didn't I just to mislead you!

yes.
HAHAHAHHA
maybe you realized wed all think that and anyway, if porify hasnt banned him then your not porfiy and your whole argument is rubbish
(is it)

Which probably brings us closer to the truth. I suspect that Proud_muslim might be the true alter ego of Porfiry.

He is everything what Porfiry is not!
He brakes all the rules and gets away with it!
He is too one-dimensional to be real!

perhaps.
maybe.
not.?
he has just got banned for 3 days though.

Perhaps I am Porf´s alter ego.

Actually, Porf occasionally runs rampant under troll aliases. Sort of a Jekyll & Hyde thing.
He runs amok across the forums, then bans himself when the shame becomes unbearable.
He has been fast-eddie, Mallory Knox, WasiGermany, dickbaby, whirlwind and others.

Shame, really. He's such a nice guy most of the time.

;) Peace.

ARGRAHGRHAGRHAG


dreamwalker is PORF.
look, hes even got the same avatar.
goofyfish: yesh probably, but im enjoying playing the role of zealous witch-hunter type gezer.

Don´t you know, Sargentlard is also Porf :D

is anyone on this website NOT porf???

you.
im porfff....
heheh not really

I'm porf, that is to say I am played by porf. The character dr lou is nothing like me really ("me" meaning porfiry in this instance). Most of my other characters generally share my views but I made dr lou completely different.
This alias is definately the most powerful, coolest, best looking and has the biggest healthiest penis as well.

right everyone, you heard Porf, lets all bow down to lou

lol, do you really think Porfiry would admit it if he had alternative personalities.

3) keeps to the site rules

It would be impossible to do this as having two users is against site rules...

alright, he keeps to all site rules except the ones that he can get away with without being noticed

and of course he wouldnt admit it, thats why we have to find out :P

And how does one propose we do that?

*shrugs*
send abusive letters to ppl 24/7 until they admit to being porf to shut us up

is anyone on this website NOT porf???

Ah, getting rather warm there. I am in fact everyone on this site. The whole thing is just a place for my thousands of alternate personalities to run amuck. You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.

is anyone on this website NOT porf???

This reminds me of my own forum where I am 3 of the 7 members.

i knew it!!!

see thor, it wasnt hard

wait... *it dawns on me* we're figments of yur imagination, and your in some crappy rip off of a beautiful mind

damm

We know, we know.

Speaking with yourself is sooooo entertaining. Yes it is.

(soon there will be a new cult, it won´t be WESdom, it will be
Porfdom. It will come into existance when Porfiry tries to merge his multiple personalities)

Ah, getting rather warm there. I am in fact everyone on this site. The whole thing is just a place for my thousands of alternate personalities to run amuck. You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.

If we are all you we should be all clicking on the adds like crazy and make ourself stinking rich and get a big boat and some model girlfiends.

Are you saying I... I mean we, don't have model girlfriends?! Looks like you stuck with the short end of the stick, spurious. Swing by my pleasure-dome one day.

The thing that confuses me is that I think both Xev and Bebelina sprang out of the same bad acid trip.

No, I meant if we were even richer we could upgrade to 'supermodels'.

Ah, getting rather warm there. I am in fact everyone on this site. The whole thing is just a place for my thousands of alternate personalities to run amuck. You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.


i dont really know the full extent of the admins powers but just saying taht they were omni-powerful, that means he actually IS everyone, for he could use anyones account if he so wished it.

that means that he could log in while your out, make a few riské (another é word) comments, log out and then act all innocent.

he could certainly spice up the forums a bit :D

The question is: was that you who posted that or was it the boss?

i was gonna point that out but i thought id leave it for someone else.

hey, i think you should give your monkey some shades.
its nearly summer, and the bright light might make his eyes sore if he barely ever blinks.

Sorry, but I am in charge of the creative development of my monkey.

I don't think I've ever been this confused in my whole life :eek:

only a suggestion......

whats made you so confused (porf???)

Why are you confused? Perhaps because chaos rules? :D

Everything to do with this thread...we've all lost sight of our dreams!!

pah, do you dont.
in here, porf rules (but i suppose if hes you then yes, you do, but if your not then you dont)

Haha that´s too bad.

i dont dream.
unless i lost sight of them straight away :D

You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.

So I am you? Man, you have some stupid alter egos then.

There's one member, DaveW. I strongly suspect that that was Porfiry before he assumed the name "Porfiry". I suspect that kuz that matches Porf's real name. Ya'd hafta be dumb to not be able to see it.

I think if Dave did have enough time on his hands to have an alter ego here, it'd be the user who went around and called everyone idiots, cursed everyone out like there was no tomorrow.

i have several alter egos all aver tha net, only me on the site, but watch out, to avoid payinf for anything or having any illegal activity traced, i use a series of identities, all with their own unique personality

i think thats what any rational human beings alter ego would be like :D

Porfiry
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“ is anyone on this website NOT porf??? ”


Ah, getting rather warm there. I am in fact everyone on this site. The whole thing is just a place for my thousands of alternate personalities to run amuck. You're all just schizophrenic constructs of my mind. Sorry I had to break it to you guys.


Sorry God, but i don't believe you. Somehow i don't think you could be Xev and Sargent at the same time. Talk about a contradiction!