How about a little poetic rhyming game, since there are so many
creative smart asses here......

I will start and the next person continues and so on and so on......


This place is full of nerds and geeks
But where the hell are all the greeks?

Should we rhyme with your word greeks,
Or is it a unique rhyme you seek?


(see what I did there?) :p

Where the hell are all the greeks?
With the geeks dancing cheek to cheek.
The only 1s who rhyme are freaks
Except for those like me who are unique.
1111

Would you give me a frigging break?
What kind of game you want to make?
This cook can rhyme to beat the bands
As long as I have thyme on my hands.
1111

whan that Novembre with hir turkeye greate
shoulde waistline minden us of thatte we ate
thanne do we sette our course toward home towne
alle thyme and cranberryes settling them downe

Wouldn't it be better to rhyme the previous posters last word, and then on the next line use a word that doesn't rhyme with the one on your first line, so that the cycle can repeat?

He wants the cycle to repeat
A method that can't be beat
So if you can't stand the heat
Writing a poem's not such a feat.
1111

Writing a poem's not such a treat
...so sweety pie
treat me please like your love sheet
puff me and fill me with air and love
so that I can fly in the sky like a morning dove

Awwwww Draqon I feel the love
but when it comes to girls you need a shove

I hope your working on your rocket
I have some gum for you in my pocket...

Wouldn't it be better to rhyme the previous posters last word, and then on the next line use a word that doesn't rhyme with the one on your first line, so that the cycle can repeat?

Whatever works...;)



(see what I did there?) :p

Uh huh...:D

whatever works
for dorks
and geeks
and cheeks
and Greeks who live in reeks with Sheikhs...
as well as other freaks & pri-*beep*...
in all these days and weeks
they sit on ***es all day long
sipping on Chinese tea oolong
than laying on their bed and dreaming
before the night comes teeming

Oh here you go again with your dreaming
I see the smoke from your brain just steaming

Whatever happened to your baby food?
Or is me asking just plain rude?

Oh not at all, I find your question prudent
In fact to me...the innocent and virgin student...
a question that itself gives reason
to ponder on this idea in this very Turkey season...
but short to answer, I do not...
the baby food is not really worth a shot

But what of you? How your life goes?
Or am I sticking in my nose, into too many places where it goes?

My life is fine, rather busy at times
But not too busy to throw out some rhymes

It's getting cold and some snow just fell
How much we get, too early to tell...

speaking of which the weather's here doing swell...
It rains here Shorty, it rains here hard...
Seattle is like a washtub
But guess what it was worth a shot
the mountains are so pretty
the seals in the sea are witty
I heard them moaning one day not long ago
But couldn't see them though

To see the seals must have been a show
The water in the creek here has gotten so low
It's frozen over and the ducks are all gone
At least I no longer have to cut the lawn

about seals...I had never seen them
just like I said I only heard them moan in the sea
I heard them...one...two...or perhaps three

The ducks are gone, thats good for them...or else
they would not be gone...but stand like statues on your lawn
so than perhaps you wouldnt have to cut the grass
but rather remove frozen duck statues made of icy glass

Speaking of which...it gets here dark so early, its 5pm and all is dark
I only hear nasty dogs bark
and I am not that good with dogs
In fact I cant stand the creatures
their sharp white teeth and claws add to to their monstrous features
on other hand a kitty...
is my friend, my love, and adoration and desire...
that is before I plan to retire
I plan to have at least one cat in my estate,
of course, if its okay with my future mate...

enough of me...lets talk of you,
what are you current political view?

Political view? I think they are all full of poo
Now getting back to you and this mate
When was the last time you had a date?
Maybe you are getting too picky
and the clock is running, ticky ticky....

oh I know the clock is running...
but somehow I feel less yearning
I once wanted to love and to feel
but now I just want to be free like a seal

so that is my story
with all its shining knight's glory

In fact there is no shining knights glory
that is just a fairytale story
Now where is Enmos and the rest of the gang
and that Gustav character with his unusual slang

that Gustav character...better be gone
I really dont like to see curses and more slang
Enmos...is probably working
or maybe he is....

hahaha

Are you saying that if Enmos isn't working
There is a chance he might be jerking?
Get your mind out of the gutter
The whole idea makes me *shudder*
If Enmos is around, Skaught is close by
Boys come and join us don't be shy

oh please Shorty,
we are the only poets here, alone
you the lucky married woman
and me the virgin heart broken citrus lemon

that's right, the words and stories I tell are sour
eat me someone, devour!

http://marinadedave.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemon1.jpg

The tales you tell are sweet and sour
But in your hands you hold the power
Someday your dreams will come true
and join the miserable ppl who are married too.. ( LOL )
Until that day comes what will you do?
Make a rocket ship out of a tired old shoe?

I will make a rocket ship in my dream
and will fly...
or maybe I should try in real life
but than if I fail
you know I will most likely not cry
just pieces of rocket and dreams falling from above
exactly like that rhyming line in this thread about the dove

If only a poet could fall from the sky
than he would know he was an angel who could fly
I hope you know I am not talking about myself
it is just a rhetoric I picked up from the shelf...

I leave you for now alone with yourself
for I have work to do all by myself
Don't be sad for someone will come
Add to the rhyme and cheer you up some

take care Shorty, have a nice day
as for me...I have the whole day off today

zzz

You have the whole day off today
All I can say is Hip Hip Hooray!!
Can I suggest you a movie or two
Theres a movie out with a Monkey crew
I haven't seen it, but it looks quite cute
Monkey's wearing a silver space suit
Did you see it, Space Chimps the name
I would like an opinion on if it's lame

Since I left the poems the same
No creative ppl around...what a shame
Draqon old buddy it's just you and me
So what did you today? what did you see?

Can't speak for Draq
But if I could
I'd probably say
I did no good

I did no good,
just layin' around, up here in my 'hood
Rolled through the foggy streets,
Straight mashin' down the freeway
Can't see a fucking thing cuz my minds on replay
And any day, you can come and find me
Windows up, wheels down,
Got my nine at your back, G

(LOL)

Pins are sticking into me
Rings are through my nose
My pants are down below my ass
I'm tattooed to my toes

My tongue is neatly studded
My hair is green and red
My navel's slowly festering
My foreskin's nearly dead

Individuality
No conformist, no not me
Anti-establishmental
Christ, it hurts to pee.

No longer in my teenage years
Still self expressive through & through
For me its just another,
Failed job interview.

you are all using the suffix, lamossss

and what you using laladopi? nada...ziltch

Through all these years I've bleed many amount of tears
and for the words I hold true the value can't be disputed
Your weak, I found my God, now you start to think about
whats inside of this flesh and this heart its too simply, yet
you still complain like a bitch that claims to use the brain that's been given to you.
this is just a clip, leftovers in a bag, forget it this is whats been given to you.

draqon is a meanie, wants to be my date
but God already decided his fate, way back when
that this bitch must already have a kin
and no place for any other to invade or come in.

draqon the Meanie Invading, just as a disease is pervading
he only thinks to steal her others lover's place
devour happiness and bring menace until she cries and begs forgiveness
"oh Draqon...I" and she continues, "was wrong to think of you as such"
but words are empty, actions speak of nothing...to corpse of once alive disguise of love
reminds of emptiness in world and speaks for all the words that never had be spoken

Draq is an annoying fuck
He should go stick his head in muck
Me and Enmos think he's an ass
He thinks he's smart but he's really crass

someone rhyme after VI, please. I cannot take all the hate for me from her.

me?

crass

I do not know what that word means;
Invented by the Europeans?