Play it again, Stan

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by noodler, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. noodler Banned Banned

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    My teacher said I would get smarter,
    If I learned a Mozart snarter.
     
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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    You Ashtrayan?
    Mind you, we arnlee get acited bout simphnees.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    Noddler thought he wrote his teacher barter,
    All that we saw were lines that taste of tartar.
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    My teacher said you should have a tart 'a two
    a day to keep your 'resolve' a little harder
     
  8. noodler Banned Banned

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    Rack me no Rackman, in offs
    Van me no Ludwigs
    Fred me no Fredrick's show pan...
    But bay toven

    deBus me no deBusseys and hold the appogiatura for Ron
     
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  9. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    What do you get when Noodler and Spud come together?

    Be nice!

    No, not a glorious orgasmic moment...but gnocchi.
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Not sure if I'm Baching up the wrong tree but I just can't seem to get a Handel on this thread.
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Come on guys, give me something,the foot might be in the wrong Schu but gimme a Liszt, I'll work wid ya.
     
  12. noodler Banned Banned

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    Could be Fran & Stan - a duo

    Franz & Stanz, liszted !!
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Noodler, you started with promise but you've quickly unRaveled
     
  14. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    He was Off en now 'e's Bach
     
  15. noodler Banned Banned

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    It's the wrist technique, I'm sure of it...
    I can't get my glissando past my diminuendo.
     
  16. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I don't understand a word of this stuff, I'm off to the pub to get De Pussy.

    Seeya.
     
  17. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    'is traussers down 'e hits the town
     
  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Anyway, it was nice havin' a wag'n'a chat.
     
  19. noodler Banned Banned

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    Ah, I see you managed to get yours past that bloody diminuendo thing...

    Wagging my one doesn't seem to have much effect on de Pussy - I need more practice, maybe.
     
  20. Lawson's Criterion Registered Senior Member

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    Dear Noodler:

    You are incomprehensible, and I hope this will call some public attention to the serious national crisis in Literature education. If you can admit your errors, you will have contributed constructively towards the solution of a deplorable condition. How many irate literature professors are needed to get you to change your mind?

    LC, Ph.D., Los Alamos National Laboratory.
    Los Alamos, New Mexico.
     
  21. iceaura Valued Senior Member

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    less polyphonemics from Bookstehude
    less Piled higher Dieppe LC hammer from dudes
    wee Darius Mi noob, more Canadian Brass eh 'tude
    y Los Alamos won't be remembered as Ruud
     
  22. noodler Banned Banned

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    Maybe he didn't do Woldswith or Denisson...?
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    || Noodler, my sincere apologies for deleting this thread. Spud brought it to my attention that it was not pointless, so you can thank him. As for the other threads, please PM me.
     

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