I am currently looking to outsmart/outjoke my physical science teacher who is a genius.....so anyone with any science riddles/jokes would be greatly appreciated
1) What's new (nu)? ... "C over Lambda!" (an oldie) 2) What were "Fat Man" and "Little Boy?" "The U.S. Army Air Corps first attempts at "mass communication!"" 3) A dejected hydrogen ion walks into a bar, and sits down and orders a double of bourbon, scotch, rye, rum, vodka and tequila ... The bartenders looks at him and says, "whoa little fella, you must be pretty upset to order that kind of lineup?" ... The ion says, "sure am, I just lost my electron (sniff)!" "That sounds bad," says the bartender; "are you sure?" ... "___ _________," says the ion! NOTE: fill in the blanks with, "I'm positive!"
Beware the force of gravity, Which draws the toast you have with tea Straight to the ground - Butter side down.
Why did the perverted time traveller never celebrate Father's Day? - Because he was his own father... Why are time travellers like ostriches? - Because they bury their heads in the sands of time. Why did the time traveller quit smoking? - He felt guilty about dropping a cigarette end at a London bakery in 1666!
there are alot f really crappy ones here but some are good. http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/2.html#subindex
A man went into a hardware store and bought 1 thing for .25 cents and then he bought 22 things for .50 cent, then he bought 333 things for .75 cents, what did he buy?
I already answered this on the riddle thread in maths/physics Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
He bought house numbers , the number one for .25 cents , the numbers 2 and 2 for .50 cents and the numbers 3, 3 and 3 for .75 cents. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." posted
The research lab was attempting to create life forms based on predicted conditions on the planet billions of years in the past. A large vat contained all the amino acids and was temperature controlled and periodically injected with pulses of electricity simulating lighting. Every week on Monday morning the director of the lab carefully removed the top of the vat and sticking his face near the hole asked, "Hello, is anybody there?" Geistkiesel
