Have any of you ever thought about how easy it would by to use physical violence on "the classic conseption" of a grey? It is somwhat humourous to think about actually you could just like...pull their arms and legs off like wings off a fly...would be somewhat amusing to see an abduction victim "get back at" a grey lick that. "GIVE ME AN ANAL PROBE?!?!?!?!" *POP*

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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

Sure, I'd like to do that to a grey(espically one involved with my abduction).

Dude

Dear DeathJester,

Well, it would be easy to perpetrate physical violence on any living creature. I just choose not to do it! Actually, it would give me a sick feeling if I did...

I have been told that I have a great sense of humor so, call me whatever you want in your mind, I'm just not one to find such acts to be humorous. As a matter of fact... Yuck!!! :)

taht would be hella rad dude
ive never been abducted that i know about, but it would be rad. i'd be like a wookie to them


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dexter

This wasn't meant to be insulting to anyone. There are some people who don't find suck acts aplaudable but for those that do...

I am related to an abduction victim and I know how it makes them feel. And I am pretty sure that if they had a chance they would gladly beat the crap out of the person/thing that did that to them.

I say person/thing because I am not sure if you can morally call something that would knowingly do such acts to living thinking beings a person.

Thanks,

You might want to keep in mind that the tiny little ant can lift 100 times it's own weight! Sure, it looks puny but it is unbelievably strong for it's size!!
Starting a fight just might backfire and it may be your arms that are getting torn off like wings off a fly!! :)

Dave,

I find what you said highly unlikly. There are people who have gone up against aliens and have won. This one kid took on six aliens, and kicked the s@#* out of them.

Dude

[This message has been edited by Dude (edited December 06, 1999).]

Yeah, sure Dude. I am sure you have factual evidence to back that up, not just some schoolyard rumor.

My arms may well be ripped off but I at least would have tried.

Better than letting them violate you. :o

Nope, no real evedence, just sounded like the right story at the time.


Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude

[This message has been edited by Dude (edited December 07, 1999).]

So, DeathJester,
You gonna demand you have your arms ripped off if ever you have to spend a term in the Big Pen??
"No! No! No!....Not that!...Here rip my arms off instead!" Yeeeuuuuuwwwww!! :)
'So, tell me, Stumpy, what you gonna fight 'em off with next time???'

( this was a piece of light humour )

What? Not force the aliens to have sex with homosexual horses? Sorry to beat a dead...oh, forget it. I'll go home now.

Actually, by all accounts they are true "pencil-necks". I wonder how easy they would snap? Bear in mind, however, that when I first saw the alien in "Predator", I kept wondering how it would taste dunked in a nice hollandaise sauce.

well if you can get past there mind control and paralysis more power to you, as far as your story dude never heard of it but would say its unrealistic. The closest ive heard which came from one of Dr David Jacobs is the case of the drunk college student which they couldnt control so they dumped him back in his college yard in his underwear. That one came from 'Secret Life' so maybe it pays to get shit-faced lmao Take care all will monitor more online later. Still on aunts puter as we hocked ours.

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I would stab their eyes out with my wanger *L*

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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

>Have any of you ever thought about how easy it would by to use physical violence on "the classic conseption" of a grey? It is somwhat humourous to think about actually you could just like...pull their arms and legs off like wings off a fly...would be somewhat amusing to see an abduction victim "get back at" a grey lick that. "GIVE ME AN ANAL PROBE?!?!?!?!" *POP*<

Have you ever thought that their mental telepathy would allow them to know your thoughts before you tried to attack them and counter with a force beam or some other advanced weaponry that could literally tear you apart? Just something to think about. It would be nice to get revenge on those that would attack or have attacked us without provocation, but alas, we must play the hand we were dealt. Maybe they've got a full house and we've only got three of a kind.

It'd be cool if scientists could come up with some awesome weaponry like in Quake III like a pulse rifle or something (maybe a particle disruptor beam). Then it'd be GO TIME!!!

Don't get an idea that I'm a killer-(I like to keep my profile low :) , just a joke)

What's fun in advanced technoligy bah?
Personaly, I'd think it be fun to hack one with a machede :D . Think about it, drop from the celling and let the blood fly!
Come on, don't tell me you wouldn't find that fun!

Here, maybe this will explane things


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DUDE IS SATAN

You know...that would be kinda shitty

They would probably exacute me if they got a look into my diseased thoughts...ah...nothing like chewing on a fresh pancreas.



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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

I know what you mean. There's nothing like the taste of a fresh juicy pancrease. :D

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I wrote a story one time that used the premise that fire is unique to our planet and the little bastards just happen to be highly combustible.

WHOA!!! Sounds like a new mixed drink.

A Flamming Grey

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hmm...kinda like hot Earl Grey tea?
:p




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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

DEATHJESTER,

So, is Dahmer one of your idols, or what?

Have you ever actually tasted a human pancreas or is that just one of your fantasies?

What did you do that landed you in your cell... er... small room?

Do you laugh at death or does death laugh at you, DEATHJESTER?

Do you know how and when you are scheduled to die?

Oh, so many questions, so little time... :(

Dude,

Hope you're not really serious about this SATAN thing. The one kid who I knew personally, who actually worshipped SATAN, came down with a terrible rare disease and died at the age of 15... Coincidence?

truestory- Oh, come ON! Deathjester can't really be getting to you, can he? One of the niceties about the Net is the anonymity. I don't think Deathjester has ever really eaten a human pancreas, but who am I to judge someone based solely on their culinary habits? If Deathjester is a cannibal, then we owe it to cannibals all over the world to embrace the diversity and welcome this new cultural experience into our midst. We already know cannibals to be wonderfully creative people, and maybe we can learn about important advances in civilization that we owe to cannibals. How many recipies can you name that require sauteed caucasian? So open your heart and home to a cannibal today. Operators are standing by... :D

(I know, I know. I'm still feeling weird from that funny-tasting eggnog.)

[This message has been edited by Oxygen (edited December 26, 1999).]

I used to be schizophrenic but we're all ok now.

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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

I used to have a mate who was a militant vegetarian and self publicist, who went on TV to put forward the suggestion that people ought to stop eating animals and eat human corpses instead! :eek:
His reasoning was that it would put an end to the daily mass 'murdering' of animals, free up land used for cemeteries and to make sure that everybody was ultimately put to good use for others benefit.

Needless to say his idea never did catch on in the UK.

Oxygen,

Eggnog, or not, if there is a cannibal in our midsts I, for one, want to know about it! My great-grandfather was a cannibal in a crisis, but, that's another long story...

So, what say ye, DEATHJESTER?

What did you have for your holiday dinner, hmmmmm????

[This message has been edited by truestory (edited December 27, 1999).]

Or rather, who?

Truestory,

Boy have I been gone long!

:mad: I can't worship myself dipstick! :mad:

I truefully do eat a small amount of my own flesh daily.

Dude :mad:



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DUDE IS SATAN

Hey Dude,
I've been going looney with the smiley gifs...Here's your own personal one.
I think you'll like it!

http://users.esc.net.au/~nitro/dude_anim.gif

Cheers!
Dave.


[This message has been edited by Dave (edited December 28, 1999).]

Oxygen,

LOL!!! Thanks for putting it right! :)

Dude,

At first I thought, eeek!!! :eek:

But, then I thought, oh, so what? Dude's probably a cuticle eater or a mouth chewer... Nervous, mon?

Satan has a right to be nervous!!! :D

Dave,

Nice. Howdja do it?

Truestory,

No, I actually take a knife to myself.

Dude

Dude,

EEEEK!!! :eek:

You do this daily? How old are you? How much of you is left? :confused:

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Yesterday's history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a "gift." That's why we call it "the present."
What will you do with your gift of today?

I must confess I ate my friend for Christmas
(at this point I could make a rather lewd and uncalled for joke ;) but I wont) HA!!! Just kidding I am not really a cannibal... I just enjoy the taste of "long pig" every once in a while...



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DEATHJESTER

"Love your country, but never trust it's government" - Robert A. Heinlein

I must say I'm a bit of a sucker for the parsons nose, myself!.! :P :D http://users.esc.net.au/~nitro/chef_tab.gif


[This message has been edited by tablariddim (edited December 30, 1999).]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

THATS ALL, BYE BYE NOW.

DUDE

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DUDE IS SATAN