People In Need Of An Enema?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by goofyfish, Jan 3, 2003.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, we're talking about a [insert from list below] enema with the tube shoved so far up their anus they could gargle their shit out. Some of them may be more deserving than others, but in the end they all need a bit of cleaning out:
    • Fred Phelps - This guy continues to pickets gay funerals with AIDS signs. 'nuff said. Pucker up, big boy.

      5:00 a.m. joggers along my route to work - You know, ignoring the perfectly good sidewalk in favor of jogging down the middle of the street. One would think that anybody health conscious enough to go jogging at that hour would be health conscious enough not to run down the middle of the street in a black sweat suit before sunrise!

      Afterthought in Illinois - I don't know who you are, but apparently you were so distraught over having your husband sign your cat's name before yours on a thank you card, that you got into a huge argument with him, refused to talk to him for awhile, and then wrote Dear Abby for advice! Holy shit… bend over lady, I'll give you something to be distraught about.
    :m: Who's next?

    Enema Ingredients
          Habanero puree
          Nettles
          Live bees
          Fuming nitric acid
          Powdered alum
          Macerated fiberglass
          Ground walnut shells
         &#160Damp lye
     
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  3. MisinformD Registered Member

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    lol that guy needs a medal, not an enema

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    why you so pissed off at him, your not gay are you?

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  5. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    Nononononononononono. I think what gf means..i've heard of him before.. this guy goes to funerals of gay men who die and waves around signs saying how gays spread AIDS etc.. or something to that effect. Very..uncool.

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  7. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    i checked him out http://www.godhatesfundies.com/misc/ath/ a real prude. Is prude the right word? He believes god hates all gay men and that all of them should b e killed and that the Bible says how gays are anti-christian etc.. again, very uncool guy

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  8. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    Who's next?

    Dr. Laura
     
  9. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Perfect user name.

    :m: Peace
     
  10. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    I agree. Phreddy Phelps sucks! Did you know
    he also owns this domain? What a fruit loop.

    http://www.godhatesamerica.com
     
  11. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    how about jerry falwell? and also Phil Chalmers . We all know who Jerry Falwell is, but Phil Chalmers is relatively unknown. He's this travelling Evangelist who talks about the evils of Secular Music. I saw him speak once and he twisted so many words around and also used the ever powerful "..." to bring words together that made songs look bad. This guy was so out of his mind that it boggled mine.

    I hate him...
     
  12. prozak Banned Banned

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    Kill the Judeo-Christians.
     
  13. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    Kill the ones that think death is the only answer.

    Trent Lott

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  14. UberDragon The Freak at the Computer Registered Senior Member

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    Charleton Heston... He's the head of the NRA and does religious videos at the same time.

    Here, Charlie, I'll show you what these damn dirty apes can do!!
     
  15. prozak Banned Banned

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    Interesting that you assume those in favor of killing think death is the only answer.
     
  16. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    :bugeye: ya know...there's something very disturbing about the thought of a person's rear-end needing gargling.
     
  17. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    To the best of my knowledge, prozak, your answer for everything is to kill it. Bad hairday? Kill it. Stupid girlfriend? Kill it. Homo sapiens buggin ya? Kill em. They aren't human, or what humans should be--their morals are perverted. They can't be reasoned with. Agreements are out of the question. Seek no alternatives; there is only one judgement.

    What a bleak, lonely existence to live by.
     
  18. spookz Banned Banned

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    i would like to try high colonic irrigation and put a glow back into my face
     
  19. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    ! lol!


    *grins evilly*
     
  20. spookz Banned Banned

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    prozak would need a fire hydrant at the end of his tube to clean out his shit!!!!
     
  21. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    eh...long as ya got the internet...it ain't so bad..


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  22. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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  23. pumpkinsaren'torange Registered Senior Member

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    what'r you laughing at?:bugeye:

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