Good people of *anywhere*, I ask you to support my cause. I represent an organization named "People Endorsing Narcotics In Society", or P.E.N.I.S. for short (or for long actually...TEEHEE). Our goal is to penetrate America worm out a hole for ourselves, thrusting our beliefs and making headway. Overall, we are a very senitive organ...ization, but we do love a hands-on approach, we feel it stimulates P.E.N.I.S. We believe narcotics should be legalized and we came to you for help. The head of our organization sent me on a mission to find the cream of the crop and to gain their support. We may not be all that large, but when we get excited, the fury in our eye and blood pumping through our veins we can be quite a mouthful. P.E.N.I.S., being a firm and upright organization wants only the best, level-headed people on it's side, as i said, they want the cream of the crop. They want the cream, so as a member of P.E.N.I.S. I will give them the cream. I will be spear-heading an operation to really get up into people, plant our seed and then move on to the next, to spread our ideas and gain even more support. Now, I know what you're thinking. In Europe we're really bent over backwards dealing with the controversy surrounding us. They are trying to take all of our money in one shot. P.E.N.I.S. has really taken a beating and we need some protection, because they are hitting us where it hurts. Now, I must admit they've really got our balls in a vice. With the current rumors out there we've really taken a shot in the face and our objectors have mounted us, but we've retaliated and we've gotten them to pull out a bit. We're not an organization to just hang around looking limp while our competitors beat on us, we're going to stand up tall, stiffen up and get in their face! Now, I don't mean to get testy, but it is quite a sticky situation. We need level-headed people like you to join our cause, with your help, P.E.N.I.S. can only grow stronger. Embrace P.E.N.I.S., it's the only way to get ahead. Remember, we're coming. Peter Long C.E.O. Manny Inches Chairman Richard Scrotam President Dick Double Vice-President --Was a project I did quite a while ago with my friends for a class. We almost got suspended, but we had everyone laughing...took us a few hours to put the whole thing together since we laughed so hard after someone came up with a new line. It's not as funny as it was, since we did a speech w/a video, had diagrams and logos, and it was written better, but it's as much as I could remember. We had better names too. Whether it's funny or not, it kept me from being bored another 15 minutes Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! P.S.-No pun intended Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Nice... reminds me of some grade 9 projects we did too Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
thats pretty funny dude. and when i say really funny, what i mean is ULTRA MEGA HILLARIOUS!!!! lol nice one.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
