Penis Theft!

Discussion in 'World Events' started by madanthonywayne, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Just when you thought you'd heard everything, now there's a panic over

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    PENIS THEFT!!!!!

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    As if Africa didn't have enough problems already what with war, AIDS, malaria, etc. Now people are running around stealing people's penis's!!!!!!
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am guessing you are not planning to go to Africa anytime soon
     
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  5. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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  7. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    IN isnt penis-panic related to mass histraria? i rember reading about it somewhere because it cause real physical symtoms which were caused by the psycological. Actually i think it may have been that eposode of house where they were all on a plane with a guy who had just gone scuba diving and had the bends but everyone thought he had manigococal except house who worked out it was mass histaria because of the associated anger
     
  8. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Yes.
    Either that or witchcraft. The jury is still out.
     
  9. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Shite. I guess they'll be looking for the younger ones then...
    Yep. I'm not going to africa too.
     
  10. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    So that's where mine went! :itold::truce:
     
  11. Reiku Banned Banned

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    It reminds me of the time i had heard that someone had robbed Tutenkamuns penis for fertility spells.
     
  12. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Holy disappearing appendages, Batman!
     
  13. otheadp Banned Banned

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    Man, I wish I knew how to do that! I'd so totally shrink penises for people who piss me off.
     
  14. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    It's called penis envy. Get over it, we woman have been suffering with it since we crawled from the primordial soup.
     
  15. otheadp Banned Banned

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    Penis envy? In what way? That you wish you had one? Or that your girlfriends' men might have bigger equipment than your man's?
     

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