01-27-03, 03:34 PM
Once again, sometimes the headline is all you need.
Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose
penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.
(Full text here (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html))Mom always said this would happen!
01-27-03, 03:37 PM
see what happens when you take to much viagra!
01-27-03, 03:47 PM
According to the article, the couple was "playing at" something . . . What on earth were they doing?
01-27-03, 04:08 PM
Holy shit!! That had to hurt. How does one put so much pressure on his penis and not know it? wouldn't the guy notice "hmm, I wonder what this pulsing of my dick is? oh well, it's getting bigger, so I guess that's a good thing." Yeah, until it explodes! Ouch. I would honestly not know what to do if my penis exploded. Maybe the thing they were playing was, lets clamp down on the PC muscle and rush as much blood in there as we can before it...oops...too late...it exploded!
01-27-03, 04:28 PM
well at least he wasn't hurting for a bust
01-27-03, 04:30 PM
His bust was bigger than the bust of Ben Franklin
01-27-03, 04:30 PM
OK too many puns... i'll be good:)
I'm still horrified!!
I'll never look at my girlfriend the same again....guess it's time to actually open my eyes :eek:
01-27-03, 04:36 PM
did you see the related article "woman dies from sperm allergy"? what a drag.
i swear to god i felt the pain! i even palmed my crotch protectively!
romanians are a bunch of losers anyway!
01-27-03, 05:54 PM
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! :mad: THIS IS A VERY GRAVE AND LAMENTABLE MATTER! YOU DO NOT MOCK ANY UNFORTUNATE SOUL WHOSE PENIS HAS EXPLODED, REGARDLESS OF THEIR NATIONAILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:( :( :(
*whimpers while violently shivering and clasping groin area protectively*
*** eeeeek.....hopefully this will not become common
See what happens when you do too much muscle training for your penis? Keep the exercises moderate, guys...
*decides to avoid gf for a while*
Don't munch Viagra like Ju-Ju Bees!
01-27-03, 08:19 PM
Romanians aren't losers, they make damn good double basses--like mine.
01-27-03, 08:20 PM
I just want to know what they were doing. Was the guy doing something or did he just have a defective tool?
01-27-03, 08:30 PM
Perhaps they decided that a condom just wasn't sufficient. They went with the ole "concealed bear trap precaution . . . " :rolleyes:
01-27-03, 08:44 PM
No couple should be without one...:D