now there is a completely open subject;)

I LOVE Paris Hilton. I watch the Simple Life faithfully. I have the first season on DVD.

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She holds no appeal whatever for me, tho' it might have been amusing if during her time "down on the farm", an enormous enraged pig had bitten off one of her feet.
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She holds no appeal whatever for me, tho' it might have been amusing if during her time "down on the farm", an enormous enraged pig had bitten off one of her feet.
;)That would be so not hot.

She's entertaining.

"What's Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell wall stuff there?"

But Jessica Simpson is more so.

"Is this chicken I'm eating or is this tuna?"

That would be so not hot.

But the jewel encrusted, chrome-plated, designer- errr... designed replacement foot would be.

She should be a role model. Just because you are a born millionare, you still can be a self-made millionare. You go girl!!!

She should be shot.

No appeal and that freaky lazy eye thing she has going on just screams trash

She should be shot.

No appeal and that freaky lazy eye thing she has going on just screams trash

inbred trash.

Paris hilton is so awful that she becomes attractive. Like a smelly turd on the sidewalk you can't resist to poke it with a stick.

annybody seen that south park episode?

That's pretty much how I picture paris hilton to be.

I have! :D

All her dogs have committed suicide because they just couldn't take her anymore. And when she saw Butters! "I want that child!" But Miss Hilton, that's somebody's child. "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!". Poor Butters...

Paris Hilton is riding through the country when her chauffeur sees a dog run out a farm onto the road. He steps on the brake, but he hits the dog. Getting out and looking at the dog, he can tell it's a female and it's dead. So he tells Paris Hilton.

"Oh, crumb buns!" says Paris Hilton. "You'd better go up to the farmhouse and tell the farmer and his family, like, what happened."

The chauffeur goes to the house and knocks on the door. "Can I come in? I have something to tell you," he says to the farmer.

He goes in, and returns about 4 hours later. "What the hell took you so long?" Paris asks.

"I told the farmer and his family what happened," the chauffeur says. "The farmer hugged me and gave me some of his land. His wife cooked a big dinner for me, and their daughter wanted me to marry her. We just got engaged."

Paris Hilton says, "Even though you ran over their dog? What did you tell them?"

"All I said," the chauffeur replied, "was, 'I'm Paris Hilton's driver, and I just killed the bitch.'"

:D

In her media portrayal she symbolises the Barbie ideal - I'm sure that deep down beyond the hype she is a wonderful human being like us all.

Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny.

Anybody else think so?

Yes - too waif-like: I think there is an evolutionary drive towards being attracted to women that look strong enough for child-rearing. Not very PC but certainly true of many cultures.

Paris Hilton
Junk

i think the fact that she is famous because she fucked on camera says it all

Yes - too waif-like: I think there is an evolutionary drive towards being attracted to women that look strong enough for child-rearing. Not very PC but certainly true of many cultures.

I've heard this has a basis in the very cause of obesity. A lot of humans have a gene, or a set of them, which drives them to eat as much as they can, when they can. This is an evolutionary adaptation to the fact that food can be very scarce. This creates a problem when you can literally eat whenever you want.

Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny.

Anybody else think so?

Agreed. As far as I'm aware quite a high proportion of men don't find skinny women as an ideal at all, yet the media pushes the image regardless. Apart from the general paranoia of everybody about becoming fat, I'm not sure why the media does this, but then since when did the media get anything right?

I've heard this has a basis in the very cause of obesity. A lot of humans have a gene, or a set of them, which drives them to eat as much as they can, when they can. This is an evolutionary adaptation to the fact that food can be very scarce. This creates a problem when you can literally eat whenever you want.

It is posited by evolutionary psychologists that many 'irrational' modern behaviours were once traits that increased genetic fitness.

Good physical proportionality in a partner is an indicator of healthy offspring.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/1924ph41rr7.jpg
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/1923ph40ps5.jpg

Herpes. Yummy.

Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny.

Anybody else think so?

No one likes bones, POW looking girls aren't attractive

Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny. Anybody else think so?This ideal of the woman with the shape of a twelve-year-old boy was brought to us by fashion designers who are... need I say more?

I like watching all the Latin American videos on MTV3 because they still have real women down there.

I like watching all the Latin American videos on MTV3 because they still have real women down there.
Women on the Spanish station are hot!

Women on the Spanish station are hot!:bugeye: I thought you hated Hispanics?:confused:

Haven't I told you before, I AM HISPANIC!

Amy Winehouse
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg

Not a difficult choice is it?

Can I choose both?

I guess, since they're the same, but she's more attractive when she isn't anorexic isn't she? Surely...

Are you in the UK, zen? I noticed you mentioned you lived in Whitechapel in another thread, wondered if you were still in Blighty.

Yeah - still in Blighty...really enjoyed London, tremendously creative place if you're motivated and I loved the cosmopolitan nature. Wales at present though I move around a lot.
I think Amy on the right is the doll...she's a wild looking lady...left side is heroin chic - not my cup of tea. In terms of childbearing ability Amy on the right has bigger breasts and stronger hips.

Haven't I told you before, I AM HISPANIC!:eek: Oh yeah. One of those Alberto Gonzalez Hispanics..;)

Amy Winehouse
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg

Not a difficult choice is it?The left photo looks like a methy drag queen.

Agreed. Me no likey the girl on the left.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/jen261106_358x450.jpg

the one on the left was kicked out of some model show for being too fat, yet the anorexic was allowed to stay. load of BS IMO, id plough the one on the left 10 times over before even considering the one on the right.

Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny.

Anybody else think so?

That's because fashion is run by a bunch of fags who get stiff at the thought of raping 8 year old boys.

the one on the left was kicked out of some model show for being too fat, yet the anorexic was allowed to stay. load of BS IMO, id plough the one on the left 10 times over before even considering the one on the right.
Me too! :D

That's because fashion is run by a bunch of fags who get stiff at the thought of raping 8 year old boys.
Indeeed...

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/jen261106_358x450.jpg

Is she doing a stomach vacuum or is she really that skinny?!

according to the article i pillocked that image from, she has a BMI of 16.1

vlsayer, a link to the article please.

I don't like paris hilton and don't see who would really besides the porn issues.

NEWS FLASH:
She had a lesbian twist also. Got it in meesas porno book....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=418780&in_page_id=1773

Paris is my heroine!!

Seriously, how many of you if born a millionaire would launch a carrier on your own and make millions? Maybe you had the intention, but the ability?

She is a millionaire on her own being in 4-5 different businesses, like fashion, music, TV,movies, books, parfume,etc.

She might not be te smartest, but at least she is a hardworking (I almost wrote bluecollar) girl.

She also does charity work, if we look at her porn tape as a gift to humankind...

if we look at her porn tape as a gift to humankind...

its crap, have you seen it the whole way through?

i accidentally downloaded it once.
i watched for about ten minutes, then i tried to kill myself.

fucking Emule.

fucking Emule.

I never saw this video. There was an emule you say?

i accidentally downloaded it once.
i watched for about ten minutes, then i tried to kill myself.

fucking Emule.

i nearly fell asleep at the part in night vision, then my dad walked in and nearly caught me....useless piece of shit

the whole thing i saw was nightvision.

the whole thing i saw was nightvision.

ouch.......

it doesnt get any better, lets say you can tell she has a BMI under 18

*shrug*
it was an accident, so i didnt feel cheated or anything.
i was pretty amused when i opened the file marked "shrek 2", and found paris hilton naked and green.

i was pretty amused when i opened the file marked "shrek 2", and found paris hilton naked and green.

looks like the maker had a GSOH :p

well, i suppose she kind of looks like shrek.

without the green bits? Well, not counting her genitalia.

in the video i saw, she was green.
ironic, considering what i intended to download.

A legal download I presume?

A legal download I presume?

of course. lawbreakers should be treated with wild prejudice and savage brutality.

HOO HAAA!

what are you doing up so late? usually you are long gone by now.

of course. lawbreakers should be treated with wild prejudice and savage brutality.

HOO HAAA!

what are you doing up so late? usually you are long gone by now.

worked all day...tried to put the baby to sleep. But he kept crying. Shouted to the wife to take over. Now having a beer.

beer is good. i wish i had some.

ill just settle for harrassing pseudoscientists over the internet, i guess.






until i get banned, that is.

i accidentally downloaded it once.
i watched for about ten minutes, then i tried to kill myself.


See? I told you it was a gift...

So you guys are bitching about a FREE stolen video that wasn't intended as an "artistic" porn for your pleasure?

Just because I like to be fair:

1. Where is YOUR porn tape so I could compare them and bitch about it? (it doesn't have to be green)

2. What's your excuse for not being selfmade millionaire already?

P.S.: Of course I am just pulling your legs, but hey I like to be on the other side. But even Paris needs somebody who stands up for her, althogh I don't even like her...

Paris is my heroine!!

Seriously, how many of you if born a millionaire would launch a carrier on your own and make millions? Maybe you had the intention, but the ability?

She is a millionaire on her own being in 4-5 different businesses, like fashion, music, TV,movies, books, parfume,etc.

She might not be te smartest, but at least she is a hardworking (I almost wrote bluecollar) girl.

She also does charity work, if we look at her porn tape as a gift to humankind...

she doesnt do work. she is a model because she bought her way into the fashion 'industry'. she is a singer because she bought her way into a record deal and got her voice digitally edited to sound half decent. she is a movie star because she bought and fucked her way into some movie, and she sucked. she promotes perfume made by someone else, to someone elses standards, because she bought her way celebrity status.

only in america.

1. Where is YOUR porn tape so I could compare them and bitch about it? (it doesn't have to be green)
spuriousmonkey has the only copy of it. why do you think im nice to him?


........call interpol.

2. What's your excuse for not being selfmade millionaire already?
im a minimalist, actually. even if i had that much money, i wouldnt keep it for very long.

P.S.: Of course I am just pulling your legs, but hey I like to be on the other side. But even Paris needs somebody who stands up for her, althogh I don't even like her...
she has a team of crack lawyers to do that for her, im sure. :)