Paris Hilton

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  1. Bruce Beal Registered Member

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    now there is a completely open subject

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  3. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I LOVE Paris Hilton. I watch the Simple Life faithfully. I have the first season on DVD.
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    She holds no appeal whatever for me, tho' it might have been amusing if during her time "down on the farm", an enormous enraged pig had bitten off one of her feet.

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  7. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    That would be so not hot.
     
  8. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    She's entertaining.

    "What's Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell wall stuff there?"

    But Jessica Simpson is more so.

    "Is this chicken I'm eating or is this tuna?"
     
  9. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    But the jewel encrusted, chrome-plated, designer- errr... designed replacement foot would be.
     
  10. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    She should be a role model. Just because you are a born millionare, you still can be a self-made millionare. You go girl!!!
     
  11. Free_Matt_417 The CIA took my baby away Registered Senior Member

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    She should be shot.

    No appeal and that freaky lazy eye thing she has going on just screams trash
     
  12. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    inbred trash.
     
  13. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Paris hilton is so awful that she becomes attractive. Like a smelly turd on the sidewalk you can't resist to poke it with a stick.
     
  14. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    annybody seen that south park episode?

    That's pretty much how I picture paris hilton to be.
     
  15. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I have!

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    All her dogs have committed suicide because they just couldn't take her anymore. And when she saw Butters! "I want that child!" But Miss Hilton, that's somebody's child. "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!". Poor Butters...
     
  16. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Paris Hilton is riding through the country when her chauffeur sees a dog run out a farm onto the road. He steps on the brake, but he hits the dog. Getting out and looking at the dog, he can tell it's a female and it's dead. So he tells Paris Hilton.

    "Oh, crumb buns!" says Paris Hilton. "You'd better go up to the farmhouse and tell the farmer and his family, like, what happened."

    The chauffeur goes to the house and knocks on the door. "Can I come in? I have something to tell you," he says to the farmer.

    He goes in, and returns about 4 hours later. "What the hell took you so long?" Paris asks.

    "I told the farmer and his family what happened," the chauffeur says. "The farmer hugged me and gave me some of his land. His wife cooked a big dinner for me, and their daughter wanted me to marry her. We just got engaged."

    Paris Hilton says, "Even though you ran over their dog? What did you tell them?"

    "All I said," the chauffeur replied, "was, 'I'm Paris Hilton's driver, and I just killed the bitch.'"

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  17. zenbabelfish autonomous hyperreal sophist Registered Senior Member

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    In her media portrayal she symbolises the Barbie ideal - I'm sure that deep down beyond the hype she is a wonderful human being like us all.
     
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    Surprisingly enough, though the media portrays skinniness for a woman as an ideal, I find several men (including myself) who don't find her attractive for the reason that she is too skinny.

    Anybody else think so?
     
  19. zenbabelfish autonomous hyperreal sophist Registered Senior Member

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    Yes - too waif-like: I think there is an evolutionary drive towards being attracted to women that look strong enough for child-rearing. Not very PC but certainly true of many cultures.
     
  20. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Paris Hilton
    Junk
     
  21. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    i think the fact that she is famous because she fucked on camera says it all
     
  22. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I've heard this has a basis in the very cause of obesity. A lot of humans have a gene, or a set of them, which drives them to eat as much as they can, when they can. This is an evolutionary adaptation to the fact that food can be very scarce. This creates a problem when you can literally eat whenever you want.
     
  23. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Agreed. As far as I'm aware quite a high proportion of men don't find skinny women as an ideal at all, yet the media pushes the image regardless. Apart from the general paranoia of everybody about becoming fat, I'm not sure why the media does this, but then since when did the media get anything right?
     

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