Parable (5/5)

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Lykan, May 5, 2002.

  1. Lykan Golden Sparkler Registered Senior Member

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    Once upon a time the members of the body were very annoyed with the stomach. They were resentful that they had to procure food and bring it to the stomach while the stomach itself did nothing but devour the fruit of their labor.

    So they decided they would no longer bring the stomach food. The hands would not lift it to the mouth. The teeth would not chew it. The throat would not swallow it. That would force the stomach to do something.

    But all they succeeded in doing was make the body weak to the point that they were all threatened with death. So it was finally they who learned the lesson that in helping one another they were really working for their own welfare.
     
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  3. Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    Ah, they didn't realise that they needed the stomach to pump blood around the body. Smart.
     
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  5. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    Be fair it dosen't seem the brain wasnt in on this little conspiricy.

    By the way, dosent the heart pump blood not the stomach?
     
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  7. Merlijn curious cat Registered Senior Member

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    without a stomach blood cannot be pumped around!
    lol don't get confused

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  8. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    Fair enough, misinterpreted a bit sorry about that.
     
  9. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    But you forgot the most important part! The arse...
     
  10. Merlijn curious cat Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, life would be hard without an arse!
     
  11. Lykan Golden Sparkler Registered Senior Member

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    We're all full of enough sh!t as it is.

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