Traveler: "What kind of weather are we going to have today?"

Shepherd: "The kind of weather I like."

Traveler: "How do you know it will be the kind of weather you like?"

Shepherd: "Having found out, sir, that I cannot always get what I like, I have learned to always like what I get. So I am quite sure we will have the kind of weather I like."

Sounds like me.:D

Lesion's signature says: "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." ~Socrates

LOL Never heard that one before. :cool: