Buddha was once threatened with death by a bandit called Angulimal. "Then be good enough to fulfill my dying wish," said Buddha. "Cut off the branch of that tree." One slash of the sword, and it was done! "What now?" asked the bandit. "Put it back again," said Buddha. The bandit laughed. "You must be crazy to think that anyone can do that." "On the contrary, it is you who are crazy to think that you are mighty because you can wound and destroy. That is the task of children. The mighty know how to create and heal."
Then the bandit grumbled: "Hey! You are the one who said to kill you if I met you on the road!" Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
LOL To which Buddha replied, "That's a misinterpretation that occurred somewhere along the line. What i said was, 'If you meet Buddha on the road, KISS him! So bring it on, big boy!" and gave the bandit a Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Well, the bandit first Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! and then Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! and then Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! and dropped his sword and ran off. And Buddha jumped up in the air and clicked his heels and with a Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! said, "Works every time! Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa..."
