Hey this is post 200! Hooray for me!

Ok, I need to think of a topic to cover for this stupid self-indulgent post...

Do people really like eating oysters? I have a friend that says they are good but they taste like a loogie to me. Whats up with that?

I say everybody stop eating them! All you wanna be cool oyster eaters can kiss my ass. :D

I don't know. Supposedly they trigger arousal in people. I don't think I've ever eaten any - and I don't think I want to.........

yesyes..
big aphrodesiac... hmm.. i wonder what some other aphridesiacs are... :confused:

Originally posted by fadingCaptain
Do people really like eating oysters? I have a friend that says they are good but they taste like a loogie to me. Whats up with that?

I say everybody stop eating them! All you wanna be cool oyster eaters can kiss my ass. :D

Dude, oysters are the SHIZIT!!! :D Since they are hard to digest, people usually eat them with lemon and salt and pepper..yummm...:p Seriously...I love'em. :)

Seriously...I love'em

Then tie a string on them and you can enjoy them again and again...

That's gross!

But maybe not a bad idea :eek:

Supposedly they trigger arousal in people.

I don't see what's so horny about a mouthful of salty goo... Wait a minute WHAT AM I SAYING??????? :D

I don't see what's so horny about a mouthful of salty goo... Wait a minute WHAT AM I SAYING???????

that was disgusting and hilarious all that the same time....... but.. then where does the lemon ft in??:bugeye:

Wherever it can :D

:eek: oh my :eek:

LOL

Originally posted by bbcboy
Supposedly they trigger arousal in people.

I don't see what's so horny about a mouthful of salty goo... Wait a minute WHAT AM I SAYING??????? :D

I think it triggers an arousal in me. :p Especially if you eat them with some caviar, now that's a delicacy. :D

We used to get oysters by the bushell or by the sack. You make a fire outside, after the fire is hot, you throw a sheet of tin on it. Then you throw the oysters on that. When the oysters get all hot and steamy inside they will crack open and you can take a knife and finish prying them open. The rest is up to you...

Especially if you eat them with some caviar, now that's a delicacy.

caviar is something ive never understood... it looks terrible to begin with... reminds me of tapioca pudding.. without the pudding!!! -shivers- and if it is such a delicacy, i wanna know what it tastes like.. cuz there's gotta be SOMETHING appealing here.... ive never tried it, but at this point i dont know if i could...

Often with this kind of thing, it is the price which is appealing.

Give it away for free and many caviar connaisseurs will not even consider eating it anymore.

I don't see what's so horny about a mouthful of salty goo... Wait a minute WHAT AM I SAYING???????

*Giggles*

But oysters taste disgusting.

Now caviar....if you don't like it, you're either

A: A moron
B: Not eating a premium brand.


Oh and roe is god!

Originally posted by A4Ever
Often with this kind of thing, it is the price which is appealing.

Give it away for free and many caviar connaisseurs will not even consider eating it anymore.

Yeah you got a point there...but caviar is good...I like it. :)

Yeah you got a point there...but caviar is good...I like it.

*Snickers*

When you eat an oyster you are drinking it's piss also. That's what the juice is that they are in. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I don't like to drink urine.:D

Xev,

why do you laugh in a covert or partly suppressed manner?

Do you see no truth in my sayings?

Originally posted by Increan
When you eat an oyster you are drinking it's piss also. That's what the juice is that they are in. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I don't like to drink urine.:D

Lemme ask you a question. You eat spam? Shrimp? Lobsters? But anyways, you wash your oysters before you eat them. :) So they are pretttty clean and taste delicious. :D

Actually a lot of restaurants serve them in the shells and you suck down the oyster and the juice, there is really no cleaning. They are cooked right in the shell.

When you eat an oyster you are drinking it's piss also.

This is why I don't eat shrimp. Unless THOROUGHLY gutted.

Gutted? Shrimp?

Then what is left of it?

A4Ever,

There is a small intestine right below the skin on the back of the shrimp. Very little is lost when you remove it. Those critters are right tasty...

I never noticed.

Is it sometimes left on when you buy pealed shrimps?

Imagine how many intestins I might have ate by now...

:bugeye:

You can always tell when shrimp have been deveined. It forms a vee down the back when it is removed.

I NEVER NOTICED A V!!!

Damn criminal fish sellers, no respect for customers, feeding them intestines...

just dont eat the ones that still have the 'little black stringy thing' on their backs. lol. and you'll be ok. :p

Heres a useless fact. People used to brush their teeth with urine

And then there's that southern U.S. food, the crawfish. The real afficionados are into "sucking the heads" which contain a substance about halfway in texture between mustard and caviar.

That comes from N'Awlins (New Orleans the way the locals say it) .

Crawfish fat is what that is. It is considered a delicacy here and when in season folks go ape over it...

Worried about eating intestines, I should stear clear of sausages.
Also Haggis which is offal served in a bladder (With a few breadcrumbs !!)
I'm Fairly sure it would be a huge chore to gut Whitebait and they're served with the head, brains, teeth, the lot,.
Caviar, a delicious balugas' abortion yum yum
The humble egg? (I still think there's something pretty perverse about a chicken omlette!) :D
there's lots of foodstuffs that contain things that alone would be seen as quite icky. Chocolate contains insect particles
Ever leave a bag of flour in a cupboard too long? The bugs in there make ya cringe but you chomp away on them with every mouthful of sticky toffe pudding.
Relax people an old saying round these parts is Ya have to eat a ton of shit before ya die. I for one would prefer it cooked by a gourmet chef and knock it down with a nice cianti f,f,f,f,f,f,f,f,f, :D

Originally posted by bbcboy
Wherever it can :D

Okay you've got me laughing out loud! :D

The bugs in there make ya cringe but you chomp away on them with every mouthful of sticky toffe pudding. can you explain this?
the first time i heard it stuck with me.. but forgot where the thread was. but now that i see it again... there are no bugs in toffee!