Post the best Oxymoron you can:

Abnormal Pefection

OxyBush

:D

Originally posted by ChildOfTheMind
Post the best Oxymoron you can:

Abnormal Pefection Why's that an oxymoron?
Perfection can be abnormal. ;)

God. :p

Actually I've found that most abnormal things are the closest we have come to perfection.

Honest Lies is one of my favourites

Millitary intelligence

Jumbo shrimp

hellish angels (Shakespeare i believe):D

Originally posted by ChildOfTheMind
Post the best Oxymoron you can:


well the Oxymoron would be the thread starter, and my Oxymoron would be organized mess
, which my house always seems to be

Government efficiency.

21. Christian Rock
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

lol, that last one was quite amusing

Same difference is my favorite, although logically it can make some sense. if you subtract four from seven, you get three. this is a difference. you get the same difference if you subtract six from nine. so there is some logic behind that. oxymoron i hate the most? smart blond. well, i'm sorry, but i know a lot of really smart blond people. just because i'm not one of them means nothing.

good grief

Fine then I choose, Organized Choas

Fine then I choose, Organized Choas
Ah, the Oxymoron of my life

Virtual Reality

European Union.

controlled aggression.

Originally posted by Salty
European Union.

I'll add that to:

http://www.mech.gla.ac.uk/~rthomson/stuff/oxymorons.htm

I think this counts, those Enchiritos at Taco Bell, It's supposed to be a enchilada and burrito in one, but the difference between the two is one is wrapped in a corn tortilla and the other is in a flour tortilla. It just bugs the hell out of me.

Health food,...
Clean socks
Terra forming

Plastic Glasses
and
Same Difference

Freezer burn

Sanitary landfill

Living dead

Anarchy Rules!

Intelligent Members

Ethiopian restaurant.

United States.

Originally posted by The Demi Perfect
United States. :D no comment... :p here are too many Americans... I just don't wanna be in the doghouse :rolleyes:

Originally posted by The Demi Perfect
United States.

Ummh you ever been to America? There hasn't been a war in 140 years.

Solar powered flashlight
Submarine with a screen door
parachute designed to open on impact
neon black

Those count?

yeah but a solar powered flash light could work if part of the light shone on the solar panel. It could run perpetually.
You'd have to start it off first though

Comments pls

Originally posted by Salty
Ummh you ever been to America? There hasn't been a war in 140 years.

Who says you're united when it's people are divided in only two groups and with only two official lines of thinking,....

those two groups:

either you're WITH them, or AGAINST them,....

then (only if you belong to the socalled 'good guys') you have only two possible options as a vehicle for your political organistation (and way of thinking)

So you see, the grass does not only look greener out there in the world: it actually IS.

According to MY assumption of being UNITED, we are ALL one peoples,...humans.

BUT unfortunately, some states think they're better then the rest of the world, and I often wonder with the reasons they proclaim this,...after all, they're just NR 1 in depth talking about BNP of the world,...they're agressive as hell,...(not verry peacefull: is that better?)

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Originally posted by Fukushi
Who says you're united when it's people are divided in only two groups and with only two official lines of thinking,....

those two groups:

either you're WITH them, or AGAINST them,....


Its like that every where thier are 2 idealogical visions so there will always be 2 groups that always disagree. If a country dosen't have this it must be tolitarian or something.

the system of election is not at all democratic in the US,...

surplus it thinks that it can do with the world what they please,...if that isn't totalitarian, oh wait: it's Imperialistic right?

other systems of conduct rely to oposition, where the ruling party most report to and aAAw them, if they DO something wrong: they feel it in their support the next election,...

actually: if there are so many peoples who voted for this Bush character: go figgure,...they not only doomed there own economy, but the world's too.

but anyway: 'cause this thread is about oxy-MORONs no wonder whe're talking eventually about Bush,....

Ha-ha


some more oxymorons:
demo - crato
Republic - all