DES MOINES — Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother's persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself "Darren," prayed in a strong Indian accent that "all the gods would bless her mightily."

http://larknews.com/may_2006/secondary.php?page=1


Wow, how lazy can you get! Outsourcing prayer to a bunch of hindus! I got the same lousy service when I called about my DSL.

her prayer representative, who called himself "Darren," prayed in a strong Indian accent that "all the gods would bless her mightily."ROTFLMAO, that is some really really funny shit.

Goddess, I wish had become a Protestant TV evangelist and fleeced gullible Americans for millions....

Great find!

From Spider's link..

The manager of India Prayer Solutions, located in Mumbai, India, apologized for the incident and fired the employee who, he said, had not been properly trained.

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Rich Douglas of Orem, Utah, called a prayer line for the first time this month, requesting prayer for his wife's cancer. His prayer partner, "Stephanie," took him through a series of prayers that felt "pretty clinical," says Douglas. "I definitely didn't sense the Spirit. It sounded like she was reading from a script."
"Stephanie," whose real name is Reha Jain, is a Hindu woman who works at a call center in Mumbai and has prayed with "many satisfied prayer customers," she says. "It's like my old job at a Microsoft call center. The caller is happy if you deliver quality customer service."


:bugeye:

HEH!!

Spider, your link has had me in stitches! Classic find.

:D

DES MOINES — Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother's persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself "Darren," prayed in a strong Indian accent that "all the gods would bless her mightily."

http://larknews.com/may_2006/secondary.php?page=1


Wow, how lazy can you get! Outsourcing prayer to a bunch of hindus! I got the same lousy service when I called about my DSL.

Whats the hourly pay rate? I can do prayers, where do I sign up? :)

ROTFLMAO, that is some really really funny shit.

Goddess, I wish had become a Protestant TV evangelist and fleeced gullible Americans for millions....

"Goddess".??

Jan.

That's priceless!

"Goddess".??

Jan.
A joke Jan :)