I've done some stupid shit while I was drunk but only because my inhibitions have disappeared, not my rational. That is why I cannot fathom the thinking that went into something like this. What... did he want the raccoon to blow his broom stick? WTF?
I want to see what the man's penis looked like after the attack!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Like I said, this story is made up. Its propaganda by UK media to further deminish the Russian culture in the worlds' view.
StrangerInAStrangeLa is a British spy sent here to diminish any anti-British views expressed by Russians.