View Full Version : Only Questions Game


Athelwulf
08-24-04, 06:56 AM
I have proposed a game, inspired by the Agree to Agree? Game thread in General Philosophy.

In this thread, the rule is that ya must post in questions. Yer not allowed to make a statement or an exclaimation. It must be a question.

The exception is if I'm posting how the game is going. Also, if someone asks me for a new rule, I will obviously need to make a statement to enact the rule, so another exception is if I'm handling rules - editing, removing, enacting.

Whosoever breaks the rules shall be penaltied -1 point. Whosoever goes for SEVEN posts in a row without breaking a rule shall be awarded +1 point. Yer point total can go into the negative. If I can't decide definitively if a rule was broken, -0.5 points shall be penaltied. A half-point penalty ends yer rule-abiding streak.

I wanna see how far this game goes.

So remember:

Rule #1: You must post questions, not statements or exclaimations.
Rule #2: Âðelwulf may defy rule one, but only if he is posting the status of the game and is editing, removing, or enacting rules.
Rule #3: Whosoever breaks a rule is penaltied -1 point
Rule #4: Whosoever posts 7 posts in a row without breaking a rule is awarded +1 point.
Rule #5: If there is any doubt whether a rule was broken or not, -0.5 points shall be penaltied and the then-current rule-abiding streak shall end.

Peace, Love, Health, and Happiness (and in the case of this game, Luck) to all!

Let the games begin . . . NOW!

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 06:57 AM
Are there any players?

Epheros
08-24-04, 06:59 AM
What do I get if I win?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:01 AM
Wouldn't it be logical to think that ya get the satisfaction of winning if ya win?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:02 AM
Do you believe that winning is the whole point?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:04 AM
Why is Epheros, the new guy, the only person playing? Why hasn't anyone welcomed him/her?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:05 AM
What about experience, wouldn't winning in this game entail the learning of a new experience?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:06 AM
Stop, I'm blushing, and are you trying to avoid the subject?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:07 AM
Wasn't that obvious from the start?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:08 AM
Isn't the point to continue with a train of thought until the only avenue is utterance of a statement?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:11 AM
Could I say otherwise?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:11 AM
Could we not make that the goal of the game?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:15 AM
Do you think it would make it more difficult to play?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:16 AM
Is Bush a republican?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:17 AM
Yes, but does that matter here?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:18 AM
Don't ya think that that is a question used to answer yers?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:19 AM
Of course, now will you pay hommage to the concept of the comma? :D

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:21 AM
Did you know that we are both tied for points?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:21 AM
Don't ya get that yer making a statement even if ya glue it to a question via a comma?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:24 AM
Not at all, the comma allows me to added together a string of thoughts, statements, and questions, ya think?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:24 AM
Am I pushing the envelope?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:27 AM
Do you think this game could be inherently flawed?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:27 AM
Or did I ruin the experience for everyone?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:28 AM
Is "yes" not the logical answer? Is it not obvious that ya will be dinged a half-point for consistently gluing statements and exclaimations to a question?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:38 AM
Here are the results of the game so far:

Âðelwulf: +1 points (+1 [1x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [0x])
Epheros: -2 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [4x])

Athelwulf currently has a streak of THREE
Epheros currently has a streak of THREE

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:41 AM
How does it feel to be losing?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:43 AM
Am I not still winning with experience though?

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:43 AM
Is it possible that I could be deluding myself over this?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:44 AM
Ya think?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:46 AM
WHY IS EPHEROS THE ONLY ONE PLAYING??!!! Why aren't there other players? Doncha see that I'm getting lonely in this thread?

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 07:47 AM
Are people ignoring me on purpose?!

Epheros
08-24-04, 07:49 AM
Do you think you started the game too early in the morning?

Dreamwalker
08-24-04, 09:13 AM
May it be that this thread is stupid? What is it doing under "Philosophy"? Why should someone participate in asking pointless questions? Why does this exist?

Satisfied?

Quigly
08-24-04, 09:26 AM
What is satisfaction?

Dreamwalker
08-24-04, 09:28 AM
Who knows?

Quigly
08-24-04, 09:55 AM
Do you think Ghandi knows?

Dreamwalker
08-24-04, 10:01 AM
How should I know? Isn´t he out of reach for my questions? Might Buddha know it?

cosmictraveler
08-24-04, 10:01 AM
Ghandi only knows what he asks so i ask why does Ghandi ask when he should know befor he asks?

Quigly
08-24-04, 10:02 AM
Can anybody hear translate Cosmictravelers last comment?

Xev
08-24-04, 10:12 AM
"Rule #1: You must post questions....."

Under what set of standards is this nonsense to be considered philosophy?

Quigly
08-24-04, 10:15 AM
Don't you think that philosophers sat there asking questions back and forth?

Xev
08-24-04, 10:18 AM
Yes, in fact the Symposium described Plato's "pull my finger" game with Alcibades.

Quigly
08-24-04, 10:27 AM
Xev, is that a question?

Dreamwalker
08-24-04, 10:33 AM
Mmh, free thoughts... I expected the cesspool... at least it is out of philosophy...is this still a question if I put a question mark at the end?

Quigly
08-24-04, 10:37 AM
Wouldn't you think that the great minds before us would know that a question can only be a question if you put a question mark at the end?

Dreamwalker
08-24-04, 10:41 AM
Do I care? I think I´ll leave this thread, it is getting boring.

Logically Unsound
08-24-04, 10:44 AM
yes


????

Quigly
08-24-04, 10:46 AM
I agree, it is very boring, but can you really ever leave?

Logically Unsound
08-24-04, 10:47 AM
yes


?????


(30303030303030303030303030303030)

Cyperium
08-24-04, 11:45 AM
Am I not getting any point for this question?

Were there any players before this game?

Is there still a chance for players to get their hands in a point?

Is positive points positive for you?

How can I get answers??????

I would think this is a good idea though, yes?

Cyperium
08-24-04, 01:23 PM
Am I talking to myself?

Logically Unsound
08-24-04, 02:28 PM
yes


??????

Athelwulf
08-24-04, 11:18 PM
Here are the results of the game so far:

Âðelwulf: +2 points (+1 [1x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [0x])
Cyperium: 0 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [0x])
Quigly: -0.5 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [1x])
cosmictraveler: -0.5 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [1x])
Xev: -1 points (+1 [0x], -1 [1x], -0.5 [0x])
Dreamwalker: -1.5 points (+1 [0x], -1 [1x], -0.5 [1x])
Logically Unsound: -1.5 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [3x])
Epheros: -2 points (+1 [0x], -1 [0x], -0.5 [0x])

Âðelwulf currently has a streak of ZERO
Epheros currently has a streak of SIX
Dreamwalker currently has a streak of ZERO
Quigly currently has a streak of ZERO
cosmictraveler currently has a streak of ZERO
Xev currently has a streak of ZERO
Logically Unsound currently has a streak of ZERO
Cyperium currently has a streak of TWO

(Damn! Cesspool. Couldn't ya have moved it to Free Thought at least? :( :mad: )

Logically Unsound
08-25-04, 04:10 AM
every thing ive said has been a question????
how can i be treated like this??????

Cyperium
08-25-04, 08:03 AM
every thing ive said has been a question????
how can i be treated like this??????How is this happening to you?

What is the meaning of?

Logically Unsound
08-25-04, 08:05 AM
yes, what is the reasoning behind this scoring system. i demand a recount

?????

Cyperium
08-25-04, 08:07 AM
yes


??????I don't know??????

Why?

Cyperium
08-25-04, 08:08 AM
Why?

Aborted_Fetus
08-25-04, 08:20 PM
Has anyone seen my keys?

Dreamwalker
08-26-04, 08:18 AM
What keys?
Why was this moved from Philosophy to free thoughts to Cesspool?
Are there too many questions and not enough answers?
Why have I returned here?
Why not?
Why?

OverTheStars
08-26-04, 11:56 AM
Your keys? The keys on the keyboard? Or the keys to your car?
Did you check in the kitchen?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 06:55 PM
Has anyone anything else to say?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 06:58 PM
Or, rather, has one exhausted the possibility that perhaps there can be too many questions?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 06:58 PM
Or, rather still, are people simply tired of the answerless questions?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 06:59 PM
How long can one keep his sanity in a world, where there are only questions, never answers?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 07:00 PM
How many completly irrelevent questions might I ask before I get bored? One? Two? More? Do you Know? Do you care?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 07:02 PM
Is this all simply an escape from answering the questions? Is it a deep-seeded cry that there are too many questions left unanswered? Or is it possible that there are too many answers and not enough questions? Is this some feeble attempt to restore balance?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 07:03 PM
Who is John Galt?

OverTheStars
08-26-04, 07:46 PM
Miss Esbenshade, isn't that cheating?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 08:32 PM
Who said it was cheating?

Miss Esbenshade
08-26-04, 08:36 PM
Did you see anything in the rules about flooding? Should there be?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:39 AM
do YOU think there should be?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:40 AM
isnt it obvious?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:41 AM
did you read the rules?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:42 AM
Rule #1: You must post questions, not statements or exclaimations.
Rule #2: Âðelwulf may defy rule one, but only if he is posting the status of the game and is editing, removing, or enacting rules.
Rule #3: Whosoever breaks a rule is penaltied -1 point
Rule #4: Whosoever posts 7 posts in a row without breaking a rule is awarded +1 point.
Rule #5: If there is any doubt whether a rule was broken or not, -0.5 points shall be penaltied and the then-current rule-abiding streak shall end.

did you read this?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:42 AM
or can you not understand english?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:43 AM
whosoever posts 7 posts gets a point?
did YOU get 7 posts in a row?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:45 AM
how can it be flooding if its in the rules?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:45 AM
or were you referencing the site rules, and not this posts rules?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:46 AM
have you read the site rules?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:49 AM
if you thought you were flooding, what do you call this?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:49 AM
who do you think will be first to interrupt my train of posts?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:50 AM
will it be you?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:51 AM
overthestars, do you want to justify your claims of cheating?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:51 AM
the athelwolf rules said 7 posts IN A ROW, so what i (and ms. esbenshade) are doing is perfectly reasonable, isnt it?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:54 AM
is it really necessary to know the answers?
or are you not that kind of person?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:54 AM
or do you want to know the answers to only useful things?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:55 AM
but then, what do you define as useful?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:55 AM
is it what is useful to you, useful to society, or useful to your ego perhaps?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:56 AM
are you thus, just being selfish when you want to know the answers, or are you trying to find them for the good of everyone?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:57 AM
are you thus, an academic, or an entrepenuer?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:58 AM
or are you neither?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:58 AM
is theis the beginnings of a pseudo-psyhco-analasis?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 06:59 AM
do you like my coloured writings?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:00 AM
or are they a strain on your eyes?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:01 AM
can you take much more of this?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:01 AM
or will i have to go to a higher level to start annoying people with this incessant posting?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:03 AM
who wants to bet im going to win this thing?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:04 AM
miss esbenshade perhaps?
(what does esbenshade mean?-or is it a name?)

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:04 AM
or perhaps dreamwalker?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:05 AM
overthestars, would you like to hand me this title?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:06 AM
or perhaps the thread-starter, athelwolf?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:07 AM
good god, have i talked for a wholepage by myself?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:07 AM
miss esbenshade, can you come up with something to describe what i have just done, if you were flooding?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:08 AM
perhaps i was oceaning?
or tidal waving?
or black holing your posts into nothingness by overwhelming them?

Dreamwalker
08-27-04, 07:08 AM
Are you all crazy?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:08 AM
who wants me to stop.?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:09 AM
dreamwalker, do you want me to stop this madness?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:14 AM
Are you all crazy?

what makes you say that?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:14 AM
are you SURE you dont want me to stop?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:16 AM
am i the first person to talk for themselves for a whole page?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:16 AM
should I be proud?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:18 AM
how long do you think itll take to get my post count back up to 19.31 a day?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:18 AM
1 month?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:19 AM
2 months?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:20 AM
10 more minutes of doing this perhaps?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:23 AM
did you know that in four more posts ill be owed 7 points?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:24 AM
is that all?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:24 AM
why is life so unfair?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:27 AM
is it as unfair for you as it is for me?

Logically Unsound
08-27-04, 07:28 AM
.... how many points was that i get now?
7?
im stopping now.
that was a ridiculous amount of posts, yet i dont feel so bad about it since if it wasnt me itd just be someone else spewing rubbish into the cesspool, so it doesnt make much difference. i wont do it anywhere else though, ever again.

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:37 PM
Logically unsound, if I had placed all my questions seperatly as you did, would I not also have a higher point count?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:38 PM
Should you really be proud of yourself?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:39 PM
If you are not flooding, could we at least say we are drowning?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:39 PM
Is it more than possible that Esbenshade could simply be my last name?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:40 PM
Or is it merely a random arrangement of letters?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:41 PM
Or better yet, is it a cleverly designed sydonym with a hidden meaning?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:41 PM
In a hidden language perhaps?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:42 PM
What would you say if I told you my name was simply the name given to me at birth?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:42 PM
What would you say if I told you it was not so intriguing as one might think?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:43 PM
Am I "oceaning" now logically unsound?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:44 PM
Or am I "Tidal waving"?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:44 PM
Are my posts boring because they are not fantastically colored?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:45 PM
Or is it coloured? Are you from Europe?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:45 PM
Could I consider myself sad for filling almost an entire page?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:46 PM
Or is it only a victory for you because the one other response is yours?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:47 PM
Is any of this competition really necessary?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:48 PM
Or is it a just one of the low desires of man?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:48 PM
Is winning a low desire?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:49 PM
Am I subjecting myself to a meager want?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:50 PM
Or is it really an addiction now?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:51 PM
Can I simply stop posting now?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:51 PM
Am I really this pathetic?

Miss Esbenshade
08-27-04, 05:52 PM
Yes. I am.

Dreamwalker
08-27-04, 06:28 PM
Don´t you have anything better to do?

jadedflower
08-28-04, 04:28 PM
Is this as dumb as it seems?

jadedflower
08-28-04, 04:28 PM
Is there a tipo in this sentance?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:33 AM
Yes. I am.Would that give you a minus point? Wouldn't it?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:34 AM
Why?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:35 AM
Is it in a way propousterous to think that this post doesn't actually mean anything or does it to your knowledge mean more than my knowledge of the affirmeted logic?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:36 AM
Could we say that the last post in this thread is the first post of that fact?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:37 AM
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a rule that said that we can't post the same question twice?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 06:38 AM
Or maybe am I just thinking that stones in the sea doesn't matter that much as they aren't really sticking up and hurting anyone unless you are a diver and swims really fast?

spuriousmonkey
08-29-04, 07:15 AM
did you notice you just did 6 posts in a row?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:41 AM
did you notice you just did 6 posts in a row?no?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:42 AM
How could that go unnoticed by me?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:42 AM
Isn't it fun to wait 30 seconds after each post?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:44 AM
Didn't he mean 5 posts in a row without rulebreaking?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:44 AM
Did he really mean 7 posts in a row without interruption?

spuriousmonkey
08-29-04, 07:45 AM
There are rules?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:45 AM
How come?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:46 AM
Where is Athelwulf by the way?

spuriousmonkey
08-29-04, 07:46 AM
Do you want me to spank you?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 07:47 AM
Would you if I said no?

spuriousmonkey
08-29-04, 07:59 AM
Can I really answer that question before I actually hear the word 'no' coming from your mouth?

Cyperium
08-29-04, 08:40 AM
Can I really answer that question before I actually hear the word 'no' coming from your mouth?But if 'no' comes from my mouth, how can I then guarantee that you won't spank me?

jadedflower
08-29-04, 06:30 PM
it's fun to break rules.

moonlight
08-30-04, 07:02 AM
is it really fun to break rules?

moonlight
08-30-04, 07:04 AM
is this game an endless one?

ElectricFetus
08-30-04, 10:00 PM
is this game so stupid because all you have to do is end everything in a question mark?

path
08-31-04, 02:37 AM
What if the rules are changed?

moonlight
08-31-04, 05:41 AM
so what?

mickeyboy
08-31-04, 11:45 AM
If a tree falls in the forrest when nobody is there to hear it does an angel lose it's wings?

Logically Unsound
08-31-04, 02:32 PM
why do people ask such stupid questions?

esbenshade: yes, it is sad, but i had half an hour to waste before leaving and was feeling too legarthic to do anything constructive. i dont make a habit out of it. honest.

Athelwulf
10-11-04, 12:45 AM
or perhaps the thread-starter, athelwolf?

Did ya know YA SPELLED MY NAME WRONG??!!!

Where is Athelwulf by the way?

Ya rang?

ISN'T THIS FUN OR WHAT??!!!

Was that too big?

MagiAwen
10-11-04, 12:55 AM
Have you had one that was too big?

Athelwulf
10-11-04, 01:31 AM
One what?

Dudish dude
10-15-04, 07:05 PM
Whats the point in this thread?

Dudish dude
10-15-04, 07:07 PM
If a tree falls in the forrest when nobody is there to hear it does an angel lose it's wings?

(or) If a tree fals down in the woodwhilst no one is there does it make a sound?