View Full Version : On Web Fascism and the Threat it imposes to not only Civilization but America itself


Pollux V
10-02-02, 05:49 PM
What is Web Fascism? What is Wescism? What is a Wescist?

I have recieved countless emails and p/m's from countless allies and foes desperately seeking this data, in fact my very hard drive is bursting at the seams because america and humanity itself is begging me to answer these questions. The answer is simple, and if you are truly an american or american patriot or american supporter or american patriotic supporter then you will easily understand. If not

then may god in his infinite wisdom have mercy on your soul

Web Fascism is the plague of an internet, a spreading pandemic that had humble beginnings at the end of the Debate and Civilty (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11176) thread, where it was unveiled by yours truly that the once but no longer beloved Fish had succumbed to the evil of Web Fascism. The ideology, like the nefarious definition, is also simple:

Web Fascism: Dirty, neo nazi, moronic, idiotic, and most importantly: blatantly incorrect postage. The mere thought of a person defiling these gentle american threads with borderline communist liberalism and islamic extremist terrorism, this is the horror, the dread, the sinky-feely tinky-winky, of Web Fascism.

As this sludge slathers our humble community we must ask ourselves: how do we protect against web fascism and, more importantly, how do we protect our children?

Immediate ceasing of listening to liberal and popular bands like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Mariah Carrey, Bjork, Rush, Mozart, and N'sync. Specifically.
By keeping your eyes peeled for any WASPS or whiteskinned peoples and reporting any suspicious activites you observe WILL help slow the surge of Wescism.
Support of America and the great, democratically elected leaders of America. All of them. Even the moderate liberals. Well, all of them except for the democrats. Don't write that part down.


And remember: to show that you are a caring and benevolent people, have your children send money to the children of web fascists, the ones that have been thrown into jail or incinerated by bombs, to show that you care, and that even though their parents were massacred for patriotic ideals there is still good in the world. The good is in America. And America can fight the evil. The evil of Web Fascism.

monkapotomus
10-02-02, 05:52 PM
put that crack pipe away.:D