Oh snanp! Looks like Dan Brown was right after all? Christ Family tomb allegedy found

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Ganymede, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    Jesus Family Tomb Believed Found
    Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News

    http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/02/25/tomb_arc.html?category=archaeology&guid=20070225073000

    Feb. 25, 2007 — New scientific evidence, including DNA analysis conducted at one of the world's foremost molecular genetics laboratories, as well as studies by leading scholars, suggests a 2,000-year-old Jerusalem tomb could have once held the remains of Jesus of Nazareth and his family.
    The findings also suggest that Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have produced a son named Judah. (Ha Ha Take that Caltholic boy molesting zealots)

    The DNA findings, alongside statistical conclusions made about the artifacts — originally excavated in 1980 — open a potentially significant chapter in Biblical archaeological history.

    A documentary presenting the evidence, "The Lost Tomb of Jesus," will premiere on the Discovery Channel on March 4 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. The documentary comes from executive producer James Cameron and director Simcha Jacobovici.

    After this shocking revalation, It's safe to say that the Divinci Code was on the right track. Despite some of the inaccuracies in the book.
     
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  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    wtf does DNA has to do with this?
    we have no actual Jesus DNA to compare to

     
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  5. IceAgeCivilizations Banned Banned

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    Good point Avatar.
     
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    Scholars know that from 30 B.C. to 70 A.D., many people in Jerusalem would first wrap bodies in shrouds after death. The bodies were then placed in carved rock tombs, where they decomposed for a year before the bones were placed in an ossuary.

    Five of the 10 discovered boxes in the Talpiot tomb were inscribed with names believed to be associated with key figures in the New Testament: Jesus, Mary, Matthew, Joseph and Mary Magdalene. A sixth inscription, written in Aramaic, translates to "Judah Son of Jesus."

    "Such tombs are very typical for that region," Aaron Brody
     
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  9. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Finally the link is working for me. Cool.
     
  10. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    That's why I coudn't even watch passion of the Christ. We're talking about the Middle East 2000 years ago. Before Mass transportation. And I'm suppose to believe that the people who inhabited that area were as white as the people in North Dakota? Come on, wouldn't the idigenous populations resemble the current inhabbitants of Today?
     
  11. Lord Hillyer Banned Banned

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    But I thought the Bushes had Jesus DNA, from their literal descendency from him. So you didn't get the message from God?
     
  12. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Make it a burning bush and I'll believe you.
     
  13. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    That was great article. This particular passage had me falling out of my chair.

    Ahahahahahaha
     
  14. Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    fixed
     
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    I LOL'ed!
     
  16. Roman Banned Banned

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    If Christ didn't leave behind a body, how'd they get his DNA?
     
  17. IceAgeCivilizations Banned Banned

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    Be quiet Roman, they're proving that Jesus was just a man.
     
  18. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Men may lie, but the earth always tells the truth.

    I don't know what to believe anymore, so much propaganda, so many coverups.
     
  19. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Well, of course from the kid whom he sired with Mary Magdolane...
     
  20. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Believe this, Jesus was a god, he transcended into heaven on the wings of a chariot. He fell from the skies long ago being born from a virgin, she wasn't artifically impregnated, nor was her father a rapiest. Instead she was merely a blessed woman. God watches over us all, he sees with clear eyes that which we do not. He knew that the white man would make slaves of the black people and thereby create a new world. Blacks helped pave the way for many of our modern day advances, afterall if they had not been working they would've been busy breeding, lol Also the white man, he is evil but god sees the good in him, thus he is spared from any wrongness.

    Please understand Jesus was black as can be, but this makes no difference in his miracles. And these tombs they've discovered are false, the devil made them materialize. This is what devils do, they materialize things out of nothing and cause doubt in our lord Jesus.

    Now pray my puppets, this world is near it's end. It's not because you're bad but god must save us from ourselves, we have driven his creation to the edge of hell and it must be thrown into hell by destroying it.

    Jesus was born, he rose again, bled with passion of christ, then became all seeing without eyes, he is you me and nobody... you will see soon.
     
  21. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Man these topics sure bring out the wingnuts.
     
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    You do realize the Christian Relligon is nothing more then an adaptation of the old Egyptian Religon of Isis & Horus? This was the first religon to Worship the Virgin mother, not christianity.
     
  23. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    1. Catholicism is not Christianity. You do realize that Jesus wasn't refering to the old testament god Jahve, when he spoke of god, yes?
    2. Variations of the Isis/Osiris/Horus myth can be found from the Central America to Philiphines, all have virgin births, self sacrifices, descent into underworld, ascent into heaven and bringing salvation to the people.
    And the begining of a myth is not some one primal story, but the psyche of man.

    Of course, there are many knwon cases of diffusion too, but not everything fits that category.
     
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