View Full Version : Oh my god, Jenny!


Xev
10-31-03, 04:23 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/viewpoint/vp_binks/20031027.html

Pseudo-feminist angst at it's most hilarious.

CounslerCoffee
10-31-03, 10:34 PM
Women are sex objects because they're sexy. Men are not sexy and therefore not sex objects.

sargentlard
10-31-03, 10:58 PM
Spoken like a true heterosexual man.

Repo Man
11-01-03, 11:36 AM
Yes, revealing clothing shows western contempt for women. We should be more like Islamic countries, and show our respect for women by forcing them to wear Burkas.

Xev
11-01-03, 11:37 AM
Coffee:
Yes they are.

Repo Man
11-01-03, 11:51 AM
Yes, men are sex objects to many women. Women aren't as visually stimulated as men, but many still like to look at handsome men.
And then there are gay men. An entire industry exists to cater to their view that other men are sex objects.
I once read that the majority of the readers of Playgirl were gay men

tablariddim
11-01-03, 12:02 PM
I was going to say that.

Coffee
Of course men are sexy, don't you ever listen to women talking?
You never seen a man dressed to kill?

Xev
11-01-03, 01:02 PM
You're missing my point. She's playing a pompous-ass academic feminist so that she can talk about clothes.

"Ohmygod, did you see her, she's dressed like a slut!"

Am I the only one who sees this as hilarious?

fireguy_31
11-01-03, 01:20 PM
Hahaha..

I get it.

Holy fuck xev, you are the only feminist I know that hates women.

CounslerCoffee
11-01-03, 02:20 PM
You're missing my point. She's playing a pompous-ass academic feminist so that she can talk about clothes.

"Ohmygod, did you see her, she's dressed like a slut!"

Am I the only one who sees this as hilarious?

Xev, you as well as I know that all teenage girls dress like harlots!

Xev
11-01-03, 02:38 PM
Because of the Jews.

CounslerCoffee
11-01-03, 02:51 PM
Yes, the JFTD has a firm grasp on their little minds.

CounslerCoffee
11-01-03, 03:22 PM
Well, I ran this thing into the ground worse then thefountainheds thread.

Xev
11-01-03, 03:45 PM
There's nothing to "run into the ground". I'm simply bored.

CounslerCoffee
11-01-03, 05:38 PM
Same here. I have two hours until my party. I will be shit faced tonight, that is my goal.

SoLiDUS
11-01-03, 08:07 PM
Your goal isn't to hook up with a sex toy.... errr, I mean, a woman?

Fafnir665
11-01-03, 08:49 PM
When your drunk you can pretend you hooked up with hundreds of beautiful women.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 02:28 PM
I don’t find my whores at parties; I find them on the street like every other normal man.

SwedishFish
11-02-03, 02:42 PM
i wouldn't say it's hilarious. but she is assuming what other women think and want and generalizing to all of them. her bottom line is basically: women dress for sex but they don't want it. first off, it doesn't apply to everyone. not all teenagers are dressed like sluts. secondly, i wore a catholic school uniform...mandatory skirt length is <1 inch above top of knee and everything had to be measured and tailored by their own tailors. she also wrongly assumes that women do not want sex. that stereotype just happens to fit in with her angel/slut duality theme. irony is fun boys and girls. but overall, it's not too bad a piece.

if you think men aren't sex objects, you haven't opened a GQ lately. their ads qualify as porn.

Xev
11-02-03, 02:47 PM
I don’t find my whores at parties; I find them on the street like every other normal man.

Obvious lie. You dig 'em up like the necrosadistic fuck that you are.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 02:48 PM
Stop telling them where I find my whores. Soon there won't be enough left for me! They decay to quickly!

EDIT: Decaying chicks are SO hot!

Xev
11-02-03, 02:52 PM
No way, I'm still pissed at you for not cleaning off the shovel you borrowed last week.

Edit:
Holy shit, it's an actual medical term and exists outside the realm of gore metal:
http://www.books.md/N/dic/necrosadism.php

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 02:53 PM
I'm sorry. Next time I use it as a sex toy I'll clean it off, I swear. Now, without that shovel I don't have a date for this Saturday. So hand it over.

EDIT: Holy hell, I thought you made that up!

Xev
11-02-03, 02:57 PM
Saturday? It's Sunday, dipshit. Stop inhaling glue.

Besides, I need it to desecrate a church.

EDIT: Holy hell, I thought you made that up!

I did too! Damn sexual devients, ruining my cool terms.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 02:58 PM
Can I help?

Xev
11-02-03, 02:59 PM
'Sif I could rape all those angels by myself.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:01 PM
Can I at least watch? I promise I won't masturbate... that much.

Xev
11-02-03, 03:06 PM
Sure, as long as you help burn the place down afterwords.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:08 PM
As if I wouldn't. *Grab's a bucket of gasoline*

Xev
11-02-03, 03:13 PM
I'm trolling my own thread.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:20 PM
And I'm helping. Maybe we should find a new target?

Xev
11-02-03, 03:25 PM
I would suggest that "other" forum, but I have to go to my parent's now and not joke about crack and dead hookers. :(

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:26 PM
Ah, the "other" forum. PM me with the details, when you return.

I must go to my parents and do my laundry. I hope they don't find out about my dead hookers.

Xev
11-02-03, 03:30 PM
They shouldn't, unless they get curious about all the soil and grass stains.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:31 PM
I'll just lie and tell them that I got a new dog that I rough house with. Yes, that should do nicely.

Xev
11-02-03, 03:32 PM
That would explain the faeces and Vaseline stains.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 03:33 PM
I'll just throw that pair of underwear away. Or I could just tell them that I've taken up gay anal sex?

Redoubtable
11-02-03, 04:22 PM
Excellent plan.
That will give them all the relief they always needed while raising you.

Err . . .

"Other" forum? Trolling?

I want in.

Xev
11-02-03, 07:02 PM
Coffee:
I'll just throw that pair of underwear away. Or I could just tell them that I've taken up gay anal sex?

That usually works. Tell them you raped Jesus and made him squeal like a pig.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 07:26 PM
I can tell them the naughty things I did with a crucifix.

cthulhus slave
11-02-03, 08:14 PM
xev.... i love you.... i just cant say it enugh.

CounslerCoffee
11-02-03, 10:29 PM
CS, thank you for ruining this thread with your kind words of love.