TheAZCowBoy
03-12-03, 01:11 PM
Three weeks ago a brave group of Palestinian FREEDOM FIGHTERS who had seen and experienced countless of their friends and relatives being murdered and maimed by the Israeli Merkava tanks that roam the West Bank & Gaza like so many Jewish Hyena's in search of prey decided that revenge against the Z/rats was past due.
They got on the Internet and tuned in to E-Bay. There they found a "Hell-of-a-deal!" It was a French built "C 'est le vie" 200 lb. antitank mine put at auction by Hizbollah in the city of Tyre, Lebanon. The deal seemed too good to be true so the antitank mine was put on a visa credit card the boys had stolen from a French journalist who had been visiting in Gaza on company business last summer.
It was then hauled FOB all the way from Lebanon in a jet black PA Hummer convertible where the Hizbollah Lions Club had passed the hat around to have the "WEZBAD" antitank buster sent from Lebanon, then on to Egypt, and finally smuggled into Gaza through an arms supply tunnel that had been dug between Egypt and Gaza by Palestinian fairies.
It was an impressive contraption. Olive green in color with strange red, yellow and black wires sticking out at the point where the proximity switch connects and is preset. Mohammad Al-Dura's cousin ( remember, the young Palestinian boy that was murdered by the IDF thugs some 27 months ago that outraged the world? ) Well, this was his 22 year old cousin, named "Mohammad-El Macho," also known as "D' tinkerer" he was chosen to hook up the hardware and electronics and did a marvalous job! :D
The group spent all night digging the hole, ( taking breaks and hiding in a nearby ditch everytime an IDF patrol was spotted ), on a preselected site on the road to Gaza city for the mine to be buried--the road the Merkava thugs traveled at all hours of the day and night.
About 3:00 AM the next day the job was completed and the mine was carefully covered with debris and pieces of nearby carton crates--the group then retreated to a nearby group of Palestinian homes that had been demolished by the IDF in weeks past.
On Wednesday, February 22nd--some 4 days later, as the group was having tea and crumpets, a loud KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM shook the whole neighborhood. Running to a nearby concrete wall the kids could see black smoke billowing high into the sky. Suddenly there was a "huger" ( hugest? :) ) explosion as the tanks gas and ammunition stores incinerated the four IDF killer thugs riding inside--the turrent was blown off and lay almost 20 meters away as people came to see the exploded flower petal shapped Merkava--looking more like a post fiesta "Pinata" and smelling of death, than a deadly war machine. They cheered, the hollored, they even danced a jig!
This was but "one little step for justice," and one great leap forwad for the Palestinian FREEDOM FIGHTERS! :p
TheAZCowBoy,
Epilog: Three days later. on the orders of head LIKUDNIK killer, Arik Sharon, the IDF thugs rumbled into Jenin, 32 Merkava tanks, 14 US supplied APC's and 200 IDF'ers strong and murdered 14 Palestinian adolecents, 6 women and a pregnant woman who was killed by a collapsing wall of a house the IDF'ers were demolishing. They then proceeded to demolish the homes of 4 terrorist "suspects." In the three weeks that followed, they murdered a total of 72 Palestinian's claiming--of-course, SELF DEFENSE, as the US president sat silently there in the oval office watching the FOX JEWS NETWORKwith his f!nger up his arse!
There are a thousand stories in the naked city, this has been but one of them. :(
They got on the Internet and tuned in to E-Bay. There they found a "Hell-of-a-deal!" It was a French built "C 'est le vie" 200 lb. antitank mine put at auction by Hizbollah in the city of Tyre, Lebanon. The deal seemed too good to be true so the antitank mine was put on a visa credit card the boys had stolen from a French journalist who had been visiting in Gaza on company business last summer.
It was then hauled FOB all the way from Lebanon in a jet black PA Hummer convertible where the Hizbollah Lions Club had passed the hat around to have the "WEZBAD" antitank buster sent from Lebanon, then on to Egypt, and finally smuggled into Gaza through an arms supply tunnel that had been dug between Egypt and Gaza by Palestinian fairies.
It was an impressive contraption. Olive green in color with strange red, yellow and black wires sticking out at the point where the proximity switch connects and is preset. Mohammad Al-Dura's cousin ( remember, the young Palestinian boy that was murdered by the IDF thugs some 27 months ago that outraged the world? ) Well, this was his 22 year old cousin, named "Mohammad-El Macho," also known as "D' tinkerer" he was chosen to hook up the hardware and electronics and did a marvalous job! :D
The group spent all night digging the hole, ( taking breaks and hiding in a nearby ditch everytime an IDF patrol was spotted ), on a preselected site on the road to Gaza city for the mine to be buried--the road the Merkava thugs traveled at all hours of the day and night.
About 3:00 AM the next day the job was completed and the mine was carefully covered with debris and pieces of nearby carton crates--the group then retreated to a nearby group of Palestinian homes that had been demolished by the IDF in weeks past.
On Wednesday, February 22nd--some 4 days later, as the group was having tea and crumpets, a loud KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM shook the whole neighborhood. Running to a nearby concrete wall the kids could see black smoke billowing high into the sky. Suddenly there was a "huger" ( hugest? :) ) explosion as the tanks gas and ammunition stores incinerated the four IDF killer thugs riding inside--the turrent was blown off and lay almost 20 meters away as people came to see the exploded flower petal shapped Merkava--looking more like a post fiesta "Pinata" and smelling of death, than a deadly war machine. They cheered, the hollored, they even danced a jig!
This was but "one little step for justice," and one great leap forwad for the Palestinian FREEDOM FIGHTERS! :p
TheAZCowBoy,
Epilog: Three days later. on the orders of head LIKUDNIK killer, Arik Sharon, the IDF thugs rumbled into Jenin, 32 Merkava tanks, 14 US supplied APC's and 200 IDF'ers strong and murdered 14 Palestinian adolecents, 6 women and a pregnant woman who was killed by a collapsing wall of a house the IDF'ers were demolishing. They then proceeded to demolish the homes of 4 terrorist "suspects." In the three weeks that followed, they murdered a total of 72 Palestinian's claiming--of-course, SELF DEFENSE, as the US president sat silently there in the oval office watching the FOX JEWS NETWORKwith his f!nger up his arse!
There are a thousand stories in the naked city, this has been but one of them. :(