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Sock puppet path
06-01-07, 06:18 PM
Viewable to avoid sock puppets, pick your candidate.

Votes from people who have been members less than 2 weeks will be ignored.

GeoffP
06-01-07, 07:07 PM
Woo hoo! 100% of the electoral roll. I'd just like to thank all the other candidates for fighting a great campaign, and say that in recognition of my win that their brutal repression won't start until Tuesday.

GeoffP
06-01-07, 07:07 PM
Oh FFS, the dog again? Grr.

draqon
06-01-07, 07:07 PM
like emm...why am I not featured here? its because I am against fags, isn't it?

EmptyForceOfChi
06-01-07, 07:13 PM
im never featured in any type of polls,

you can all suck my balls,

peace.

sandy
06-01-07, 07:20 PM
I'm still waiting to hear who won the Hottest Member thread. I think I remember it was between me and Plazma.:D

draqon
06-01-07, 07:22 PM
I'm still waiting to hear who won the Hottest Member thread. I think I remember it was between me and Plazma.:D

no I think that hot blonde chick...whats her name...starts with s....oh yeah samcdkey hottie won.

Crunchy Cat
06-01-07, 08:36 PM
Oh FFS, the dog again? Grr.

CoolSkill was in the first one so... oh wait... you meant Rottie.

Absane
06-01-07, 08:38 PM
I voted for myself since this isn't CS's thread. In his thread, I voted for IAC.

GeoffP
06-02-07, 01:52 AM
CoolSkill was in the first one so... oh wait... you meant Rottie.

lol

Vote for Geoff! Two arguments in every thread.

redarmy11
06-02-07, 02:22 AM
Just what we need. A clone of a thread that was puerile in the first place.

Sock puppet path
06-02-07, 02:25 AM
Innit great red.

redarmy11
06-02-07, 02:38 AM
Splendiferous.

spuriousmonkey
06-02-07, 05:22 AM
I was terribly tempted to vote for tab. But we all know who the bestest member is.

S.A.M.
06-02-07, 06:58 AM
I vote for redarmy11

redarmy11
06-02-07, 07:04 AM
woteva

Kunax
06-02-07, 08:11 AM
none of the above

Crunchy Cat
06-02-07, 01:58 PM
Hahaha Rottie's in the lead.

GeoffP
06-02-07, 04:38 PM
No! Noo! Nooooooooo!

So, how can Geoff benefit from this new development?

temur
06-02-07, 04:41 PM
Come on people, vote for me ! What a shame no single fucking vote.

Sock puppet path
06-02-07, 04:47 PM
No! Noo! Nooooooooo!

So, how can Geoff benefit from this new development?

He can use his position to build "rottieland" it will make rottie eternally grateful and compete with the capitalist "disneyland" generating tourist dollars for east korea.

GeoffP
06-02-07, 08:52 PM
I dunno. I think our power grid is about tapped out (East Korea). We'll put it on the next Five Year Plan, once our agents complete the sweep of false litigation sweeps in the States.

GeoffP
06-02-07, 08:54 PM
Also, spurious pulled our maps and half of our imagery so we don't even know where anything is any more. Spurious, what's up man?

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 01:57 AM
Also, spurious pulled our maps and half of our imagery so we don't even know where anything is any more. Spurious, what's up man?

I cleaned my server. But I didn't delete them. If you want them you can have them.

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 02:02 AM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2693/sharklaseraz4.th.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1238/jessicaalbaaf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

jesus...this is all going wrong. never mind. The images will reappear as by magic. no action needed.

GeoffP
06-03-07, 08:53 AM
No it's ok - if you want to can them or send them to me, it's cool. It's your server, man. But how do I upload from my hard drive to the site? Can I? Geoff no know wiki.

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 09:04 AM
the problem is that uploading files is not enabled on the sciwiki

redarmy11
06-03-07, 09:08 AM
No. The 'problem' is that you threw a giant tantrum and deleted them because your dummy had the wrong kind of sugar on it.

Be a man.

GeoffP
06-03-07, 09:44 AM
the problem is that uploading files is not enabled on the sciwiki

Well that sucks.

Also, not to panic and run around in circles shrieking and waving my hands in the air, but Happeh is back.

:runaway:

Nikelodeon
06-03-07, 10:53 AM
Who is Rottie????

redarmy11
06-03-07, 11:04 AM
Pff. Where the Hell have you been?

Rottie

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 11:20 AM
No. The 'problem' is that you threw a giant tantrum and deleted them because your dummy had the wrong kind of sugar on it.

Be a man.

Not really. I already announced that this will be the last year I am going to host *******************. Nothing on it is permanent. Hence what we see is just a temporal displacement of the problem from the future to yesterday.

Anyway. Should I pay with bandwidth for people who treat me like shit? I don't see any moral incentive to help with paying for their lack of commitment.

redarmy11
06-03-07, 11:22 AM
Pff. Trolled.

But anyway, to whom are you referring - surely not... GeoffP? :confused:

Stir, stir..

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 11:29 AM
Pff. Trolled.

But anyway, to whom are you referring - surely not... GeoffP? :confused:

Stir, stir..

I don't know who I am referring to. Apparently nobody is in charge here.

GeoffP
06-03-07, 01:42 PM
Now now. Spurious has my heart, now and always. How can I prove it?

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 01:42 PM
I can post a picture of your heart holding it in my hands.

GeoffP
06-03-07, 02:09 PM
....all right, interesting idea, and let's keep that one on the table. But I was thinking of something less van Gogh.

Creative Fossil
06-03-07, 03:03 PM
who is rottie?

who is temur?

who is geoffP?

spuriousmonkey
06-03-07, 03:08 PM
Rottie

temur
06-03-07, 04:09 PM
who is rottie?

who is temur?

who is geoffP?

Are you being ignorant or am I not famous?

Nikelodeon
06-03-07, 04:10 PM
Who the hell is ToR??

temur
06-03-07, 04:11 PM
Thorey of Relativity

GeoffP
06-03-07, 06:23 PM
who is rottie?

who is temur?

who is geoffP?

Oh, lord. Haven't you been banned yet? :bugeye:

inzomnia
06-05-07, 08:01 AM
making a poll of bestest member with Rottie on the list is really unnecessary.

:bagpuss: RoTTiE :bagpuss:

Oli
06-05-07, 08:03 AM
Fickle person! You nominate me and vote for Rottie.

:)
Hi Inzomnia

Oniw17
06-05-07, 08:10 AM
According to the search on the members list, rottie must have swallowed hmself.

Nikelodeon
06-05-07, 08:12 AM
According to the search on the members list, rottie must have swallowed hmself.

Rottie was the bestest member ever.

inzomnia
06-05-07, 08:24 AM
Fickle person! You nominate me and vote for Rottie.

:)
Hi Inzomnia


Dont u like Rottie, Oli? :bawl:

inzomnia
06-05-07, 08:27 AM
Rottie was the bestest member ever.


Oh, somebody put my name on Rottie profile link :eek:

Oh, danke schoen, yay :thankyou:

Oli
06-05-07, 08:28 AM
Second place to a dead dog is slightly demeaning.

GeoffP
06-05-07, 08:39 AM
Hmm. My electorate seems to have vanished.

Mental note: next time, fewer pre-election purges.

inzomnia
06-05-07, 08:41 AM
Second place to a dead dog is slightly demeaning.


Oh, sorry, I didnt notice that u r at second place before :D

and where are all one_raven and Lixluke voters? why are they all gone :D

Bells
06-05-07, 08:42 AM
Heh..

You got beaten by a dead dog.:D

inzomnia
06-05-07, 08:46 AM
Someone should put old and new poll result together, compare them, and
analyze why people's mind changing fastly :p :D

Oli
06-05-07, 09:05 AM
Someone should put old and new poll result together, compare them, and
analyze why people's mind changing fastly :p :D

No sock puppets... (maybe. But that would be unnecessarily suspicious :))

inzomnia
06-05-07, 09:12 AM
No sock puppets... (maybe. But that would be unnecessarily suspicious :))


wrong. the answer is there was no Rottie :D

Nikelodeon
06-05-07, 09:16 AM
wrong. the answer is there was no Rottie :D
You may try and deny his existence and wipe him from history, but there are some of us who will never forget him.

He exists as long as we remember him.

RIP Rottie.

Oli
06-05-07, 09:19 AM
You may try and deny his existence and wipe him from history, but there are some of us who will never forget him.

He exists as long as we remember him.

RIP Rottie.

Deluded fool! There is no evidence of Rottie.
You're just another unthinking uncritical believer.

Oniw17
06-05-07, 09:21 AM
Deluded fool! There is no evidence of Rottie.
You're just another unthinking uncritical believer.

There is indeed proof. In the wiki there' a link to JamesR saying he perma-banned the beast.

Nikelodeon
06-05-07, 09:22 AM
Have faith, Rottie exists in all our hearts. Let him in and let him devour your soul.

Oli
06-05-07, 09:30 AM
There is indeed proof. In the wiki there' a link to JamesR saying he perma-banned the beast.

Pfft, delusion. You're going to base your belief on a SciWki entry?

Oli
06-05-07, 09:31 AM
Fear me! I am the Anti-Rottie.

inzomnia
06-05-07, 09:39 AM
You realize that you are against 40.91% voters (rottie's fanatic fans), dont u? :bugeye:

Oli
06-05-07, 09:41 AM
So? That just means that 40.9% of SF members are deluded fools who believe in the unprovable.

There is no Rottie. Rottie is a myth.

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:04 AM
So? That just means that 40.9% of SF members are deluded fools who believe in the unprovable.

There is no Rottie. Rottie is a myth.

But there's proof...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/KilljoyAusfB/Rottie.jpg

Oli
06-05-07, 10:07 AM
Another gullible fool. Ever heard of Photoshop? Actors?
Do you believe Ronald MacDonald is a real person who wears a clown suit?
Santa Claus?

Some people will do anything to "prove" their delusions are real.

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:10 AM
Do you believe Ronald MacDonald is a real person who wears a clown suit?
I've met him.

Santa Claus?
Him too - I even have a picture of me on his lap.

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:13 AM
Another gullible fool. Ever heard of Photoshop? Actors?
Do you believe Ronald MacDonald is a real person who wears a clown suit?
Santa Claus?

Some people will do anything to "prove" their delusions are real.

By the same reasoning, by the way, no one else on thsi forums exists, so why vote for anyone?
I have seen a picture of Rottie.
I have read his posts.

Hell, prove to me Tony Blair, George Bush, Hillary Clinton or Batman exists.
As far as we know none of them could exist, why vote for any of them?

draqon
06-05-07, 10:21 AM
I vote for Redarmy's pet, rottie.

Oli
06-05-07, 10:24 AM
By the same reasoning, by the way, no one else on thsi forums exists, so why vote for anyone?
I have seen a picture of Rottie.
I have read his posts.

Hell, prove to me Tony Blair, George Bush, Hillary Clinton or Batman exists.
As far as we know none of them could exist, why vote for any of them?

Typical Rottian sophistry. You've seen "pictures" of "Rottie", you've read "his" posts.
Next you'll be saying he wrote a book telling you how to live your lives...

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:40 AM
Typical Rottian sophistry. You've seen "pictures" of "Rottie", you've read "his" posts.
Next you'll be saying he wrote a book telling you how to live your lives...

This is coming from someone who hasn't voted?
Have you not voted for anyone because you don't believe anyone exists?
Why did you not even vote for yourself?

A Solipsist with low self esteem?:bugeye:

Oli
06-05-07, 10:44 AM
This is coming from someone who hasn't voted?
Have you not voted for anyone because you don't believe anyone exists?
Why did you not even vote for yourself?

A Solipsist with low self esteem?:bugeye:

I haven't voted for myself because I do not believe I am the bestest member (as I said in the previous "Bestest Member Thread"). I'm not that arrogant.
As for not having voted yet,
A) I am trying to decide who I prefer among my personal favourite members
B) tactical voting...

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:44 AM
Hey, if a Solipsist becomes suicidal, does that make him a Nihilist? :bugeye:

Oli
06-05-07, 10:45 AM
Don't ask me. I'm not here. :)

S.A.M.
06-05-07, 10:51 AM
Hey, if a Solipsist becomes suicidal, does that make him a Nihilist? :bugeye:

Well if nothing exists outside my mind, why would killing myself make it more meaningful?

one_raven
06-05-07, 10:55 AM
Well if nothing exists outside my mind, why would killing myself make it more meaningful?

It won't, but it will destroy all the pointless, meaningless bullshit.

GeoffP
06-05-07, 11:20 AM
Yes but the pointless, meaningless bullshit doesn't exist either, science-and-reason lover. By your destruction of the self you give it existence.

S.A.M.
06-05-07, 11:21 AM
It won't, but it will destroy all the pointless, meaningless bullshit.

Will I still have my mind?;)

GeoffP
06-05-07, 11:22 AM
Will I still have my mind?;)

That's like the joke where the man with broken hands who asks the doctor if he'll still be able to play piano. ;)

one_raven
06-05-07, 11:24 AM
Yes but the pointless, meaningless bullshit doesn't exist either, science-and-reason lover. By your destruction of the self you give it existence.

:bugeye:

You lost me.

S.A.M.
06-05-07, 11:26 AM
:bugeye:

You lost me.

If nothing exists outside your mind, why are you killing yourself?

GeoffP
06-05-07, 11:28 AM
The bullshit doesn't exist, but by your willful ending of your existence to avoid it, you give it existence. It's a rationale for your suicide. Ergo, it exists.

Take that, philosolipsists.

Oli
06-05-07, 06:45 PM
Did the poll close early? I thought it was going to close 6/6...