Nutella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella).

A warning to all non-Europeans, this stuff is an evil prank by those mischievous inhabitants. It's secretly a potent laxative (though, I will admit to its delicious taste).

~String

Nonsense. It's the ultimate in recyclable foods.

:bugeye:

A warning to all non-Europeans, this stuff is an evil prank by those mischievous inhabitants. It's secretly a potent laxative (though, I will admit to its delicious taste).

~String
I second that admission to its delicious taste.
As far as it being a laxative, what else would you expect from a mixture of hazlenut butter and chocolate? MMMMMMM... Nutella.

My boyfriend said that "it" happened because I ate an entire jar. I'm skeptical. I still think it's a potent laxative. Be warned.

~String

An entire jar! In 1 sitting??

An entire jar! In 1 sitting??

What have you heard?

(but yes, spread on a box of Lorna Doons... I was bored and catching up on my TiVo'ed programmes)

~String

An entire jar! In 1 sitting??
Christ, he'll end up as big as a house, won't he, Orleander!

Uh-Huh
remember that story of how your boyfriend drank a whole bottle of Jack and how stupid he was....well...

Nutella is good but peant butter is better.

Christ, he'll end up as big as a house, won't he, Orleander!

yep, straight to his thighs! I'm surprised he wasn't smearing it on his boyfriend. At least that way he'd work it off.

I've heard it said that Nutella is like a certain part of SS99's anatomy. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. :D

Heh. ur my funniest member.

I knew some German au pairs that practically lived on this stuff. Then they complained about getting fat while in America, go figure.

Nutella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella).

A warning to all non-Europeans, this stuff is an evil prank by those mischievous inhabitants. It's secretly a potent laxative (though, I will admit to its delicious taste).

~String

String,

thank you for starting this thread..

but to be honest i woudl rather lick piss off a nettle than eat nutella.

In short its fuckin horrible!!!

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Cheers
zak

It's candy pretending to be real food.

It's candy pretending to be real food.

So is this chocolate peanut butter they have. It's swirled together!
I wouldn't buy it for my kids it's junk!

So is this chocolate peanut butter they have. It's swirled together!
I wouldn't buy it for my kids it's junk!

hey shorty

no its not chocolate peanut butter... its just chocolate but its fuckin horrrible dog poo chocolate.

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Cheers
zak

It's far frombeing 'just chocolate'.

Nutella is basically palm oil (one of the worse oils for you), lots of sugar and a bit of nuts and cocoa flavours thrown in. Don't feed it to your kids. Yes, kids and mental defficients will eat it.

hey shorty

no its not chocolate peanut butter... its just chocolate but its fuckin horrrible dog poo chocolate.

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Cheers
zak

NO they sell it........CHOCOLATE SWIRLED IN PEANUT BUTTER

I know what nutella is that is different.

NO they sell it........CHOCOLATE SWIRLED IN PEANUT BUTTER

I know what nutella is that is different.

Okey dokey , io think i got the wrong end of the stick.

nutella is still fuckin horid though
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cheers
zak

Nutella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella).

A warning to all non-Europeans, this stuff is an evil prank by those mischievous inhabitants. It's secretly a potent laxative (though, I will admit to its delicious taste).

~String

lol non-europeans ? We have Nutella too you know ;)
I never experienced any laxative effects after eating it though, so your boyfriend must be right.

Its all the oil. Eat a pound of bacon and you'll probably get the same effects.

Its all the oil. Eat a pound of bacon and you'll probably get the same effects.

yeap, pretty sure of it. lol

You freaks.

god intended people to put hagelslag (http://www.thehollandring.com/food/food-hagelslag.htm) on bread. Not Nutella or any of that other crap.

yep, straight to his thighs! I'm surprised he wasn't smearing it on his boyfriend. At least that way he'd work it off.

I've heard it said that Nutella is like a certain part of SS99's anatomy. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. :D

LOL... but ahhh. Oh, hell. Nevermind.

String,

thank you for starting this thread..

but to be honest i woudl rather lick piss off a nettle than eat nutella.

In short its fuckin horrible!!!

~~~~~~~~~~
Cheers
zak

No. It does taste good. A warning tho: don't eat an entire jar in one sitting.

So is this chocolate peanut butter they have. It's swirled together!
I wouldn't buy it for my kids it's junk!

It's made with hazelnuts (which is, sort of, the European peanut-- it's in everything there like peanuts here).

We also have a peanutbutter/chocolate swirl substance that is the stuff of the gods (and consequently a potent laxative as well):
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/peanutbutter_1973_139893

~String

...We also have a peanutbutter/chocolate swirl substance that is the stuff of the gods ...

Is it like a Reese's in a jar?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/peanutbutter_1973_139893[/img]

~String
Yes they sell that stuff here too.
That would be like eating peanut butter cups.........YUMMMMMM
I CAN"T BUY that stuff, I would be too tempted to eat it with a spoon :eek:

strangely enough we call peanut butter, peanut cheese.

Even though it was invented in the USA.

a reason to invade I would say.

Yuk! It looks like maggots on bread. Hagelslag that is.

Is it like a Reese's in a jar?

Pish posh! Don't even compare the two. Yeah... and Steak-umm (http://www.steakumm.com/)® is comparable to filet mignon!

~String

Do they still sell that peanut butter and jam in the same jar stuff? That never appealed to me.

Pish posh! Don't even compare the two. Yeah... and Steak-umm (http://www.steakumm.com/)® is comparable to filet mignon!

~String

LOL point taken.
OK, is it like someone chewed up a Reese's and spit it into a jar?

Do they still sell that peanut butter and jam in the same jar stuff? That never appealed to me.


Goobers!!! I was always so jealous of friends who's Moms bought that stuff.
Don't know why. I don't like pbj

lol non-europeans ? We have Nutella too you know ;)
I never experienced any laxative effects after eating it though, so your boyfriend must be right.

made in Italy.

strangely enough we call peanut butter, peanut cheese.

Even though it was invented in the USA.

a reason to invade I would say.

In England they called it peanut butter and in Spain they called it crema de cacahuete (peanut cream).

~String

Goobers!!! I was always so jealous of friends who's Moms bought that stuff.

OMG! You too!! I was always like, "Gawd! They have cool parents... we get the measly Jiff and Smuckers separately."

I was also a bit pissed off that my parents wouldn't buy the round Eggo waffles in lieu of the cheap Downyflake ones (that were square).

~String

Yuk! It looks like maggots on bread. Hagelslag that is.

No, that would be Casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu).

of course we also have 'beschuit met muisjes'

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Beschuit_Blauwe_Muisjes.jpg

bisquits with mice...

you don't want to know what's under the sugarcoating.

...I was also a bit pissed off that my parents wouldn't buy the round Eggo waffles in lieu of the cheap Downyflake ones (that were square)...

ah, my friends were jealous of me cuz my Mom made waffles and I was jealous of them cuz they got 'store bought'
It still works that way at my house. I make cookies and the kids want store bought. Their friends want homemade and get store bought.

No, that would be Casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu).

That's totally sick. I can't believe people eat that shit AND with the wormies inside!

~String

No, that would be Casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu).
Urgh. The dirty bastards. :bugeye:

That's totally sick. I can't believe people eat that shit AND with the wormies inside!

~String


the larvae can jump for distances up to 15 cm (6 inches), prompting recommendations of eye protection for those eating the cheese.

OMG WHY DID I LOOK :puke: I just totally lost my appetite!!

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Where the hell did you hear of that vile substance?

~String

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World (http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html)

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World (http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html)

Ummmmmmm I am making dinner I don't think I will look right now :eek:

Nice site. I'll take it.

Balut

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/duckfetus1.jpg (http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html)

From:
The Philippines

What the hell is it?
Behold, for our journey of horror reaches its destination. Balut are duck eggs that have been incubated until the fetus is all feathery and beaky, and then boiled alive. The bones give the eggs a uniquely crunchy texture.

They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.

Wait, it gets worse...
Because you're never going to look at an egg the same way. Tell yourself that every time you crack open an egg from now on you won't be half expecting a leathery wad of bird to come flopping out into the skillet.

Yes, balut is upsetting on about a half-dozen levels. Sure, all meat eaters know on some level that the delicious chop on your plate used to belong to something cute and fluffy, which gambolled in the sun during the brief spring of its life. Most of the time, it' perfectly possible not to give a shit. But, when you're biting into something that hasn't even had a chance to see its mother' face ... well, it' different.

No, that would be Casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu).

HEY!!! That's the maggoty cheese I was talking about in the cheese thread!

Damn, that's not something you hear every day. :bugeye:

You know, some of the simplest things are also the nastiest. My supermarket sells head cheese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese), which is the most revolting thing on earth.

so ahh
no one associated title with gnutella?the original p2p app?
i even think there was a nutella using the same protocol

I love lutefisk. It's hard to find but wonderful eating. Boil it up with loads of onion slices which have been boiled in a mixture of butter and sugar to brown the onions. I refuse to believe it is put in draino or whatever they said. It is naturally transparent, isn't it?

Oh my goodness, this thread got me in stitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Brilliant.

Superstring, you should get a Nobel Prize for this thread.

http://www.france-voyage.com/visuals/departements/aube/andouillette-troyes-3.jpg


Andouilette
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

Andouillette is a French sausage, a specialty of Lyon, Troyes and Cambrai.

Traditional andouillette is made from the colon and the stomach of pig. In modern times, contents vary and normally contain intestines of pig, cow and/or calf. It is not to be confused with andouille sausage, which is much spicier, but more mild in animal-derived smells.

American andouillette, such as that produced by Hormel Foods, is quite acceptable to the American palate.

French andouillette, on the other hand, is an acquired taste and can be an interesting challenge even for adventurous eaters. It is sometimes eaten cold, as in picnic baskets. Served cold and sliced thinly, the smell, taste, and texture may be mistaken for an andouille, but on closer inspection the texture is considerably more rubbery and the meat has a more animal-like flavor. By contrast, many French eateries serve andouillette as a hot dish, and foreigners have been disgusted by the aroma, to the point where they find it inedible (see external links). While some find that hot andouillette smells of feces, food safety requires that all such matter is removed from the meat before cooking. Feces-like aroma can be attributed to the common use of the pig's colon (chitterlings) in this sausage, and stems from the same compounds that give feces some of its odors.

**puke**