If you were to click on the link: CummingFirst.com (http://cummingfirst.com/), would you expect a porn site? A marital aid site. I assure you, these people are out to screw you in an entirely different way.


Maybe the folks at Molestation (http://molestationnursery.com)Nursery.com changed their site to redirect to molerivernursery.com, where they sell trees, shrubs and flowers rather than tend your children while you are at work.

DollarSexChange.com (http://dollarsexchange.com) is not a place to get a cheap gender reassignment and GotAHoe.com (http://GoTahoe.com) isn't where you start a blog about your new girlfriend. Nor is PenisLand.net (http://PenisLand.net) a nation of... whatever your imagination leads you to believe.

But if you've ever been to counseling, you might agree that the TheRapistFinder.com (http://TheRapistFinder.com) is aptly named. The expense incurred can make it seem like your wallet was raped.

Sorry to interrupt so many "free thoughts" here, but I just felt the need to share these links. None are offensive or harmful (rabid pop-ups, etc.)... just naively named websites in an internet full of those willing to exploit the humor.

Thanks Skin, those were funny. I'd like to think the double entendres were deliberate, but I guess some of those people may just be that naive!

I do have to ask exactly how SW ran across these sites. Highly suspicious. ;)

I was kind of wondering the same thing. Just happened, right, SW? LOL

Just for the hell of it I just searched for the phrase "I've got a big one". The first three or four hits were for audio/video equipment. How disappointing.