Here's how lucky I am.

I'm not even slightly handsome. Those who have seen my picture may note that it's ten years old. I have no pictures more recent, since nine years ago I was rather severely beaten by some rather bad people, and am now a big mess of scars with a few permanent injuries. Add to that I'm currently a little overweight (I'd like to drop ten pounds), and I'm a rude bastard. I very rarely give anyone the time of day. No social graces whatsoever.

Yet an incredibly groovy girl loves me, and every other day since moving to university I've been hit on by girls and guys alike.

So, for all you losers out there who think only the charming, handsome people get girlfriends: if I can do it, anyone can. Keep it up. I didn't believe it before, but I do now, that there is someone out there for everyone. Maybe several someones. Depends how things work out. But the point is, again, if I can do it, anyone can.

I know what you mean. Not only did i get the most beatiful girl on earth but she persued ME.

I STILL wake up every morning thinking it was all a dream

Think im going to go and crow now:D

The fence post is out back. Time of day is is optional......

Adam,

Don't worry about crowing. The revenge thread is as active as it always has been...:D

Adam,

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you're experiencing is known as a 'hallucination', or 'waking dream'. Nothing you're experiencing is real. The fact that you're bragging about being hit on by guys reveals how detached from reality you really are.

I suspect you need some cathartic experience to purge your demons. I suggest consuming nothing but tomato juice and cigarettes for an entire month. You'll emerge either with a newfound sense of reality or dead. Either way, these demons that masquerade as your 'girlfriend' will disappear.

Good luck.