No giving me crap about this!!!

My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?

LOL
I guess, it's a fact nicotine kills sperm cells.. so..

Hahahahh Lol Lol Lol!

I'm surprised you can taste it over the smell of his sweat.



http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/images/extra-stromg-small.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDk5TVawU74

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDk5TVawU74

What did I do ? :bawl:

My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?

Maybe do a test feed him cigars for a week and see what happens

LOL
I guess, it's a fact nicotine kills sperm cells.. so..

It kills sperm?? He has no sperm in his semen, so...

It kills sperm?? He has no sperm in his semen, so...

:confused:

"Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?"

But anyway, yes, it's fairly common knowledge that semen surpasses milk in it's ability to pick up odours. You can basically flavour it with whatever you wish if you can persuade the donor to eat or drink enough of the source product.

Or so I'm told.

Oh heh, but what I wanted to say with that is that nicotin obviously ends up down there if it can kill sperm cells.

this sounds like BS but the better kind, it sure would help a men motivate to stop smoking... I wonder if there's something similar you could say to a women

it sure would help a men motivate to stop smoking...
We should care why again?

this sounds like BS but the better kind, it sure would help a men motivate to stop smoking... I wonder if there's something similar you could say to a women

While I was giving you an orgasm with my mouth you let out little smoke rings through your vagina! I think you should stop smoking soon or other types of geometric things might be coming out.

No giving me crap about this!!!

My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?

This reminds me of the 'funky spunk guy' episode on Sex and the City. I heard that smoking may result in someone's sperm tasting bitter or salty.

While I was giving you an orgasm with my mouth you let out little smoke rings through your vagina!

Imagine if us women could actually do that??? :eek: I would teach mine to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZmvgawPf7E

:bravo::roflmao::roflmao:

No giving me crap about this!!!

My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?Tell your husband he'd better start smoking again quick, or you might lose your addiction to ....well....his semen!

Gives a whole new meaning to "smokin the pole". If the cigarette companies find out about this, it could be a whole new marketing angle!
Our cigarettes are guaranteed to get your girl addicted to your spunk! She'll be beggin' to blow you!

Here's a list I found on how to make sperm taste better. I can't attest to its accuracy, but....
10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do’s and dont’s to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste. http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

If a man has a vasectomy and there is no more sperm in it, does that mean it will be more fluid...no clumps? And could the vasectomy (again no more sperm) change the taste of it? So maybe its the not smoking, its the lack of sperm???

and your top 10 list has two #5s. lol

Women need to make scarificies too. If that means swallowing sperm that resembles industrial waste then so be it.

If a man has a vasectomy and there is no more sperm in it, does that mean it will be more fluid...no clumps? And could the vasectomy (again no more sperm) change the taste of it? So maybe its the not smoking, its the lack of sperm???

and your top 10 list has two #5s. lol

clumps come from shaking the wiener too much, resulting in the production of butter spermatoid lumps.

Women need to make scarificies too. If that means swallowing sperm that resembles industrial waste then so be it.
Hear, hear.

dam, i misspelled sacrifices.

No giving me crap about this!!!

My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen. Is it mental on my part, or could it be possible that the composition of his semen has changed due to not smoking?

Ask Bill Clinton, he'll know

<sigh> anyone here know anything about the physical properties of semen w/ sperm vs semen w/o sperm?

Ask Bill Clinton, he'll know

you mean monica lewinsky?

and your top 10 list has two #5s. lol
Hey, I didn't write it, i just posted it after finding it on goggle. This thread is like number five on a semen taste goggle search! Quite an honor for you, I can imagine.

<sigh> anyone here know anything about the physical properties of semen w/ sperm vs semen w/o sperm?

Yes. one does not contain semen (fingers crossed) and the other one contains semen.

... My husband said he would quit smoking and I have noticed a diffrence in the taste of...well...his semen ...


Thou art the one who will ultimately make the final decision. Upon the conclusion of gargling and ingesting said substance, pensively reflect upon whether you feel like a human ash tray.

Best wishes.

And remember: it's for procreation, not recreation.

Do you really gargle with it, Orleander? I use mouthwash.

You know, I always thought this was a part of just about everyone's sex life. Even my parents <gak>. I don't know why people have such a hard time talking about it and the biology that goes with it. I should have known men couldn't resist being 7th graders about this.

and nutter, you're just a jealous sad little man. :p

As a proud Christian, I am strongly offended by this talk. Yes, I clicked on this thread and I didn't have to, but as an also proud American with FREEDOM, I can do as I wish and I demand this thread closed, you pedophiles!

- N

As a proud Christian, I am strongly offended by this talk. Yes, I clicked on this thread and I didn't have to, but as an also proud American with FREEDOM, I can do as I wish and I demand this thread closed, you pedophiles!

- N

If I asked a question about any other body fluid would that be offensive? Can I ask questions about the color of urine in this biology thread? Can I ask questions about how nicotine affects blood, sweat, urine?? Or is that offensive as well? Or is it just semen that is offensive to your proud American Christian sensibilities?

I asked in the biology thread, not the religious one. And I'm offended that you called me a pedophile.:p

spit don't swallow

spit don't swallow

but I would still be able to taste it right?

Is it the lack of nicotine that changes it or the lack of semen that changes it?

nietzche don't smoke, no idea

What does eating ketchup chips do? LOL

spit don't swallow

She is married, so its ok to swallow as she owns the juice.


What does eating ketchup chips do? LOL

The chips would make it taste salty

nicotene in semen => nicotene infatuated mind

why is this one in the cesspool?

No idea.

I think Neildo was joking, by the way.

taste is rather a biological topic. And so is semen. And so is the change of taste in semen due to changes in diet or drugs habit.

And just imagine the social implications if everybody would lay of the nicotine and we get a world of women (and men) that are just eager to perform the next blowjob.

It sounds like heaven to me.

taste is rather a biological topic. And so is semen. And so is the change of taste in semen due to changes in diet or drugs habit.
Or fashion. I see the popularity of nicotine flavours declining in the near future, to be replaced by mint, or coconut, or perhaps banana. Yum yum. I'm not a gay by any stretch of the imagination but I could certainly see myself gulping something that sounds as delicious as that.

Or fashion. I see the popularity of nicotine flavours declining in the near future, to be replaced by mint, or coconut, or perhaps banana. Yum yum. I'm not a gay by any stretch of the imagination but I could certainly see myself gulping something that sounds as delicious as that.

Indeed, imagine going to the office in the morning and instead of having a smoke break you have a go at the willy of your colleague and vice versa just to get in the mood for a good working day. Imagine the increase in productivity and networking skills.

"Morning, Mr. Wilkins - the usual?"
"Yes please, Jarvis. Oh, and stick a flake in it."

I also see a new niche for the 'barber/haircut/whatever it is' industry.

Imagine that businessmen have corporate logos cut into their pubic hair! Free advertisement!

'WoW, their semen sure tastes sweet, maybe their product is too!'

One could extrapolate this idea to all levels of society!

The civil servant pubic haircut:
'This man is a civil servant; they sure can give a lot back to society!'

I think perhaps we're swerving off into the realms of sordid personal fantasy here a little, monkeyman - hm?

I think perhaps we're swerving off into the realms of sordid personal fantasy here a little, monkeyman - hm?

and its no wonder it got moved to the cesspool.

I think perhaps we're swerving off into the realms of sordid personal fantasy here a little, monkeyman - hm?

You are right. This is turning into a full-blown science and society thread.

Or maybe even ethics thread: is it ethical to force your employees to put a corporate logo haircut in their pubic hair to exploit their sweet semen? I mean, how much influence does a corporation have on the sweetness of their employee's semen?

I imagine there could be some influence if they have special lunch diets at the place of business that are required to be consumed for all employees. But is that even ethical?

and its no wonder it got moved to the cesspool.

Unsubstantiated theory. The fact is that it was moved before we started to explore Redarmy11's fantasies.

...

say what? You're not blaming me, Orleander? :shrug:

Let's blame the chechen lover. he has the last post before it was moved (well, I suspect it was the last post before it was moved).

And even if it wasn't we can always pretend that it is. Few will be able to prove otherwise - and the ones who can won't care. It's perfect.

I'll bet he is bitter because he never tasted the sweetness of semen.

There's a clear inverse relationship between the two. What one would intuitively think is, in this case, borne out by the facts.

There's a clear inverse relationship between the two. What one would intuitively think is, in this case, borne out by the facts.

Indeed, common sense is the backbone of modern science.

Yuck.

Yuck.
Caramel? Orange? Peppermint? Fudge Brownie?

but seriously. semen and taste are serious subjects, which can lead to a wonderfully rich discussion.

Biologificate away. We're all ears. We'll drag this thing out of the muck yet.

Biologificate away. We're all ears. We'll drag this thing out of the muck yet.

jesus christ, why am I always the one that has to make meaningful discussion here on this forum!

B.. bu..

You know so much and we cower in your shadow.

B.. bu..

You know so much and we cower in your shadow.

more like you cower underneath a rock in my shadow. :mad:

Y.. ye..

{Scurries under rock}

Could now start a discussion with the FACT that everybody who is a member here have swallowed semen. Even the ones that claim they don't.

Not me. I always bring my own sandwiches.

Not me. I always bring my own sandwiches.

Ever been to the beach?

Y.. yes.. ?

{cowers in fear}

Y.. yes.. ?

{cowers in fear}

DEAR GOD! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO NEAR THE WATER!!!!

whaa! biology man scaring me! i want my mummy!

I'm not continuing with the story of the century because I might receive an infraction because this story only is about swallowing semen and not tasting.

I think I'm getting the picture. How many millilitres per litre?

I think I'm getting the picture. How many millilitres per litre?

more like parts per million.

this semen tastes salt because basically the liquid that transports the semen is sea water. Hence you could see the whole ocean as semen with varying sperm levels.

I'm not sure I understand you here. Are you saying that the liquid part of semen and seawater have the same composition? I think you should finish the story.

I'm not sure I understand you here. Are you saying that the liquid part of semen and seawater have the same composition? I think you should finish the story.

Sea water and the 'liquid' of mammalian semen are analogous. They have the same function. Since mammals do not live in the water any more they have to create their own little oceans. This is called semen, or 'extra yoghurt'.

...

say what? You're not blaming me, Orleander? :shrug:

yep, you and spuriousass

We apologise - from the heart of our bottoms. :(

We apologise - from the heart of our bottoms. :(

and from the tip of our ...

Well i guess we cant delete our posts anymore, or can we?