With all of this attention being paid to the Arab-Israeli tensions, I have been forced to do quite a bit of reading to catch up. An interesting byproduct of this exploration is my new desire for a career change.

I think I would like to be a sultan.

However, "Sultan Goofyfish" sounds dumb. I will need a more exotic name, and will take the Malaysian name of Papar. I would like to be a Malaysian sultan.

Henceforth, you will all refer to me as Sultan Papar.

Peace.

Bow to the royal symbols of Sultan Papar!

http://www.xecu.net/goofyfish/__public/SultanPapar1.gif

:D


man… I am truly sorry about that one.

That's bad.

It's almost bad enough to take on it's own lifeforce and live independantly and stink up the internet!!!

Behold and admire the official consorts and fanatically loyal gelded guardsmen
of His Supreme Sultanic Majesty of Malaysia, the Great and Powerful Sultan Papar!

http://www.xecu.net/goofyfish/__public/SultanPapar2.jpg

I’ll stop soon, I promise.


Peace.

First you stink up the internet and then show how little regard you have for the great institution of the bribe. For shame on you...

I’ll stop soon, I promise.

How can we believe this "royal proclamation" to have come from the royal source and not from one of the court advisors?

Can I be your Machiavellian advisor who lurks in the shadows and is your real source of power?

Please please please please please? I can't grow a Fu-Manchu mustache, but I can wear oriental robes......

I get to be the terrifying general who always devises a great plan but neglects a large loophole in his plan allowing the enemy to easily oust the regime. I get to be bald and have a small mustache.

Ooooh! I get to seduce the rugged hero and bring him over to our side!

Being a Machiavellian advisor has its benefits...

Just waiting to see who steps up to be the rugged hero...

I can't wait to get my hands on him/her, and toss him into a large pit of fire with a LOCKED door (so you don't have to worry about it being opened) on the other side. The hero SHOULD be scorched beyond recognition before he could possibly reach the door, but the door would be locked anyway so he wouldn't be able to get out. How do I know it's locked you ask? Well I just do. This meeting is adjourned.

As Supreme Planetary Dictator, I do hereby decree:


That goofyfish henceforth be referred to as ...

The Great and Powerful Sultan Papar!

Under pain of excoriation, all shall show proper respect
to His Royal Hind-Ass!

Take care ;)

Goofyfish, Goofyfish, nyah nyah Goofyfish!

How's that for respect? :p

Neener neeener neener!

I am the GREAT and powerfull hero:D (and NO i can't be suduced:D , especially not by someone with a mustache:D ). I escape through the shoot some fool put on MY side of the pit.:D

Fear me EVIL HIND ASS:D