My dads finally helped me out...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Muslim, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    a lawyer just called me saying my dad haired his services. He told me he will be going to court with me and has also said I should not worry about it. He said if you get sent-down even for a week I will quit my job. He said I guarantee you, you will not get sent down.

    Well he is askin for £1000 for each appearance in court but he said we only have to go once they will give me community service and a fine he says he will try to get me out of community service and that I will get a 3 year ban. Am never doing drink driving again. Its not worth it.
     
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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Just stick to bacardi breezers in the future.
     
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  5. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I'll stick to normal soft-drinks!
     
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  7. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Do you really think a lawyer will quit his job because he just earned 1000£ per appearance and he lost the case?

    I'm sure his sweet-talking isn't just reserved for the judge.
     
  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    You're going down!
     
  9. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    He is my dads friend. My dad would own his ass if I did get sent down.
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    And does your dad own the British criminal justice system? Hope you get a nice cellmate.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Or your dad asked his friend to make sure you go down because you are costing him so much money (remember your little thread on how angry your daddy was).


    And why is a friend asking 1000£ per appearance?
     
  12. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know about that.
     
  13. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    His a good ass lawyer I guess thats why.
     
  14. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Thats the price of his ass.
     
  15. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe he could capitalize on that!
     
  16. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Oh yeah he also said I wouldn't be able to last 2 hours in Prison. You're a vulnerable person that is the last place you should be.
     
  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    And not such a good friend apparently. Friends do friends favours.
     
  18. Blue_UK Drifting Mind Valued Senior Member

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    I usually cost £2k for an appearance, but for you my friend, I make special price!

    Shall we say £1500?

    How's that? And if you get sent down I'll even come and visit you - you don't get that kind of customer service with the big impersonal legal firms.

    Ok, ok, now I should really call my boss to get clearance on this - but for today only - just for you - I can go as low a £1000.

    But Wait! That's not all! If you register today I'll even through in this sandwich toaster ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    I'm losing money on this one, it's a complete bargain. Whaddya say?
     
  19. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    But will you dance?
     
  20. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    You have a good father, Muslim.

    Make sure that you don't let him down by getting another DUI, okay?
     
  21. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I've quit drinking. Am not going to be drinking anymore. I'll get a hobby or something. And no more hanging around with bad friends.
     
  22. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    3 years though. That's gonna sting.

    Not quite as bad as your insurance afterwards I guess, but still. Ouch.
     
  23. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah but am not bothered about the insurance money is not an issue.
     

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