Fuck as many farm animals as you can, because you never know when sheep will bite your penis off....Meow

Fuck as many farm animals as you can, because you never know when sheep will bite your penis off....Meow

Why not eat the animals after you fuck em... or maybe even during?

Dirty zoophile!:D

Why not eat the animals after you fuck em... or maybe even during?

Cuze They move around enough as it is

One word... bondage.

One word... bondage.

Already did that with my cat, however I was unaware that if you cover the mouth and nose with duct tape that she can die. The funeral will be held on Sunday.

What the hell? Times like these I wish I could close threads :(

What the hell? Times like these I wish I could close threads :(

Times like these I wish people like you would not spoil a good party :m:

What party? This is garbage. Malapert crap.

Agreed.

Already did that with my cat, however I was unaware that if you cover the mouth and nose with duct tape that she can die. The funeral will be held on Sunday.

Cats are a dime a dozen and duct tape is even cheaper. You can make a pretty good guacamole out of them consequently, but ya gotta "pre-tenderize" them while they're alive.

What party? This is garbage. Malapert crap.

Don't try this at home kids! Here have a cookie!

*has my vote for cesspool*